Stranger than Fiction

2010-02-26T05:54:00.001-08:00

Kope from 999 de blog "Chai Chee - Eh, don't anyhow tio daiji with 21 Chai Chee hor, just do your duty and patrol, you tio daiji with 21 Chai Chee, i don't know hor, I just kick you out of MCINS."

You tell me sui bo. Got recognition siol.

2010-02-23T06:03:00.000-08:00

sup. know what i did on sunday? went tiong bahru for cny lunch, late late de... then aft that went to central library to study alone... lol...

But hykal at the iluma watching movie so went meet him for motor home! yay! in the rain! then straight go 128, fanzhen i got clothes there... party a lot... won 156 lol. drank jonny walker then fall down then scared le just skip to pool and LAN lol... all night baby. then monday went sch almost late. zzz some people so lucky, expulsion hor, suspension hor, just drop hor, dun go sch... nnh i so guai -.- i ran man...

2010-02-15T10:20:00.000-08:00

day 12, last friday. didn't smoke. really. but at st james almost slept. paste one lsd patch play lor. ccb i spent 50 bucks for that patch...

today day 15... very bth... feel like pasting more patch... nicotine patch bah, lsd not healthy also

2010-02-14T09:13:00.000-08:00

zzz never go visiting... zzz

sian lah watch percy jackson... i thought girl chio then distracted... then realised look like demi lovato. zzzz. die cock stand -.-

come back eat tyf part 2... zzz total in 12 hours 12 bowls zzz later fat. but went swimming. sian la the endurance drop. zzz chiong 4 neh neh lap tired liao zzz. must be the smoking. 2 weeks off le~

zzzz must train harder le

2010-02-06T07:00:00.000-08:00

zzz today coach give me use curly vane. zzz second end drop fletch le... cannot shoot all day...

then my ELI the sight screw drop... sian cannot shoot tmr unless buy new screw...

BUT bought a topman shirt. not bad lah can happy a bit.

I WANT PINEAPPLE TART

2010-02-03T02:02:00.000-08:00

Day 4. Frame of mind very off. I lost the will to consider before I act. Well fuck you anyway. Change everyone's group to Xlg10, which is essentially the same thing -.- our cutest teacher bad mood =( I kena write 我佛慈悲 half page. ok lor. then fathead "wtf is that" kena finish the other half for me =DDD

Day 4 this time seems to be like my mental very bad. I run bus also headache. It seems second time quitting the withdrawl last longer. It should be over by now.

AND AND AND! TMR PROBATION ENDS =) no need to kena cut by anger management bitch for another month until results come back =DDD no need to see that asshole report what i did again =DDD lucky i 3 months ah, fucking bth.

2010-02-02T03:56:00.000-08:00

hey. so, if you didn't know, i'm being a nice little boy. i don't want to be the one breaking my parents' collective hearts. so i've stopped smoking.

of course, its hard when you need it. hopefully i will lah hor.

day one ok, very normal to skip a day.

day two, jitao my legs shaking like macam the first time i smoke de high. quite excited, thought like yay nicotine low and nicotine high same, then i sure very easy quit. right?

wrong. today day three, i wah like mini-fever liddat. everything numb. walk, type also cannot feel what i type. eyes damn sensitive light... buay tahan man. i don't want carry on T.T

PERSEVERANCE

2010-01-29T05:30:00.000-08:00

eh guys i forget tell you. last week i win 2nd place at club competition. then next day go take medal then attend cousin wedding. nao hia all thought i my brother sia.

k then now my vaporiser charged le so i go play play.

2010-01-21T08:13:00.001-08:00

Hff. Ok. Damn busy. I take extra shit le. Full lit know. Writing my notes already. Bright future boy know. Like some people head. Very bright.

K I dowan be traitor le. I want change title BORN TO BE GUAIKIA. I ahgua, the lan drop le. got two liap ball ball nia. Hmm, ok. Sorry lah, I these few days kena arrow a lot shit, no time bah.

Anyway, hoon eh ailang. First, please stop getting me into fights k. Second, please stop making me call you that. You're not an arsonist. I'm not. No fire lah, very guaiguai. AND THIRD, NEITHER OF YOU MY AILANG T.T ok, my actual point. Call me tomorrow night instead. Ya, cause I'm busy =( and ya I arrange with your "friend" cb sec one right that boy.

SEC ONE you want hong girl ah. You want disiao my mei ah. You want say gang, you want your gang come here. CB MY DIPAN AH.

2010-01-09T04:52:00.000-08:00

HELLO HELLO. Quite excited leh. This bloody morning I go down zhenghua for AAS.

I shoot board most hiong. But then end up the bloody seven only. Too bad no have the IKO otherwise can go home wear one medal. 406/600. Not bad leh. My board all 200+ de.

Then our old men shoot. Fucking hiong 1,2,3 all ours.

Then walk walk walk, eh, my cousin there. Hi Daryl! Eh he hiong also know. Represent Singapore know. Then now NS so change to compound. His stuff is good shit. Hao liao hao liao.

2009-12-30T13:32:00.000-08:00

Hey, its 530. NYE. New Year Eve. Anyway I've been thinking. Maybe there's more to this depression shit than we think. Take this as you may, and if I'm not in school take this as a goodbye.

To my parents. I can guess what you're feeling. Seeing one son after another taking the same path. All this came to me few minutes ago, squatting on your balcony smoking again. Imagine what its like for you, two smoker sons, both starting in primary school. Both going to shitty schools because of chinese. Yeah, you can say I'm different. I had better scores. No, I'm still a disappointing son.

Potential, you said I had. But then here I am. Letting you down. The thing about being book smart is that what they teach at this level is boring. I can understand the forces of gravity between two objects of mass, but the upstairs are giving me electricity. I've never been interested in studies, maybe I've read too much early on?

Anyway, I'd understand if you thought I was bpc for you. Kor has done the same right? You thought you've done better with me. Different circumstance, different character, know? You've spoilt me, but I guess that only led to kor and zhes to take it on them to discipline me, their way. And then there's that rift now.

The fact that with my condition, I just smoked 6 cigarettes, I realise I don't care for my body like you want me to. But then, how can I? I always wondered why people say smoking is bad. But I understand now, I'm stuck. Thats not it right, you just want a sterile life for us. People got to let of steam some how. And you let it off on me. Who do I have?

To my brothers. You've kept me safe, in a world that wasn't very dangerous until I met you. But then, there's the fun. I don't hate you. Hell, I enjoy your company. Why else would I have taken that blood oath with you? But you're all gone. NS? You only had 3 months BMT. You'd've come back every weekend after. But no, fight. Get DB. Prison? You didn't have to use the beer bottles. A normal fist fight would've gotten you a shorter sentence.

So now here I am, paying off kor's debt, helping your sister. Because XF, you had to follow your father right? So now I get a lot less than before. Thanks. And you let me do dangerous work too. Sure, Shan took the drug blame for me before. But he's not here now, is he? He's not on strike one or two any more, is he? Next one he gets the rope. And he's not even protected by juvenile either.

To my love. Falling for you was like a waterlog ride. You don't want to do it, but you get on, and you just hit that down. Its fun, you get all wet. Then its over. Then if you want to do it again, you get in a long line, soaking wet.

And it was fun. But now I'm soaked. And I'm just waiting for another ride now.

My dear best friend. Thats what you call me right? But is that what I am? I've never heard of friends who only plan to go out. Who only talk digitally. But then, I never expected you to come through. Why I'm so disappointed I have no idea. I've always known its in your character not to do what I wanted. Falling just short. But yet, I didn't mind. I don't hate you for it. Its my own fault, trying to change you.

And oh, society. How you never fail to disgust me. Crowding around for every small thing. This fascination has, no doubt, led to evolution in the past. But we've adapted enough to the world. We've adapted the world enough to us. Time to adapt to being perfect, is it not? Whats this concept of god? I still haven't had a wonderful miracle come my way, bring me to light. Thats what you need. You should have firm evidence then believe in it.

I suppose I have let it all out, haven't I? Too bad no one will read this. But take this as a goodbye, if you must.

2009-12-30T12:48:00.000-08:00

Dear friends, in order to understand myself better, I took this bloody depression test. Yes, its online, but I guess its close. The behind one is the box i checked. Like I won't talk like that.

Do you have difficulty falling asleep at night? Yes, often.

Check any of the following that apply to you most nights: Tossing and Turning, Frequent wakings

How often do you feel tired and run-down? Most of the time

In the last six months, have you gained a lot of weight or lost a lot (not due to dieting)? Yes (I think, I have less of an appetite)

Has your sex drive become seriously diminished? It fluctuates. Like, its less of a want, just a need to remove sperm =/

Has a parent or sibling been diagnosed with a depressive disorder? No

Do you often feel that life is not worth living? Yes

How would you rate your daily levels of stress and anxiety? Low, because I don't care

Do you experience any delusions or hallucinations? No

Does your mood take a turn for the worse as winter approaches? Yes

Are you in a relationship?No

Do you "put on a happy face" to hide feelings of sadness? Yes

What is your least-favorite season?Summer

Is it difficult to remember the last time you were happy? Yes

Do you sometimes feel out of control and lose all good judgement? Yes

How would you describe your mood over the past several months? A long, dark tunnel

How would you rate your self-esteem? Fluctuates a lot

Did you have a learning disorder or ADHD as a child? No.

Do you have trouble concentrating or remembering things?Yes

Do you think that sadness and disappointment are a regular part of life, and that "happy" people are only deceiving themselves?Yes

Have you been though a recent traumatic event, such as divorce, death of a loved one, or losing your job? No

Have you developed food cravings, particularly for carbs and junk food? No

Do you have any children? No

Do you try to avoid dealing with other people? Yes

Have you lost interest in things that you used to enjoy? Yes

Do you have any chronic pain, headaches, etc. that are not due to a known illness? Yes, and pains from old illnesses

Do you have periods during which you feel unusually confident and ambitious? No

Do you live in the northern or southern hemisphere? North. Yes we're in the North

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How often are you irritable and quick to anger? Most of the time

Would you say you feel discouraged, unmotivated, and uninspired? Yes

You said you often feel that life is not worth living. Do you have suicidal thoughts? Occasionally

Have you ever attempted or made plans for suicide? Recently.

You said it's difficult to remember the last time you were happy. Think about it. How long have you been unhappy? About a year. Well and truly. Five months was just the really shitty part.

Do you use drugs or alcohol to wind down and relieve stress? Occasionally

Which letter best corresponds to your latitude? After squinting at a small map, D.

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And thus, I have a very high chance of major depression. GG life.

Symptoms of Major Depression

Despair and hopelessness (check)
Little motivation to complete even simple tasks (check)
Thoughts or attempts of suicide (check)
Low self-esteem and self-confidence (check)
Low energy levels, tired and run-down (check)
Trouble falling asleep, nightmares, waking and can't fall back asleep (check)
Daily life is severely affected
Loss of sex drive (check)
Loss of appetite (check)
Loss of interest in formerly pleasurable activities (check)
Symptoms last longer than two months (check)

So, fuck off. I'm apparently emo now.

2009-12-24T10:17:00.001-08:00

Blah, ytd go powerhouse. Then go earlier a bit to try get siloso de ticket. Nice nice they tell me promotion end, become damn ex. So sua lor. Buy powerhouse de? Not sure also...

Then powerhouse cause got 4 ticket what... Give meifeng 3 ask her bring friends! Then she bring Leanne and dunno who. Leanne nice nice, I remember she court case same day me. Not bad leh, shoplifting. Lawyer damn good leh. ChiaBT tell me he good.

Then drink like... a lot whiskey, some cocktails I ask the guy let me ownself mix. Bullka!

Thats why today hangover. I woke up like in QuanHia de car top less with two girls beside me =)).

K since no body else know my court case right. People arson. Police find me. Wear a bloody tracker 2 months, then court say innocent. But judge say gimme 3 months probation. Ends on Feb 5th.

MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCH!

2009-12-12T01:33:00.000-08:00

Work is a learning experience. Like ok, if you work from 7pm to 6am, and have training from 8am+ the next day, its going to be hell.

If you work at a bcm stall, make sure you fucking have enough vinegar. And be prepared to start a new pot the moment you finish one.

If you work at a tze char stall, be prepared to cook fuyongdan and sambal kangkong for every customer. Beware the idiots who ask for san bei chicken or mapo tofu. Damn difficult de.

When you go to mix drinks, don't leave your clothes inside. Sometimes bouncer change, then cannot go in cause dressed to shabby. Be prepared for idiots who ask you to stir their cocktail and complain never mix properly. Fucking shake your drink man. Also, telling girls their drinks are "on the house" won't get you numbers, and will piss off your boss. Even if you're dressed damn shuai.

Three shots of vodka and a can of redbull before leaving at 4 will keep you high enough to travel to bedok, then senibong, and back to bedok. But its not enough to block out the pain of carrying ten boxes filled with 5kg of fish each.

And if you don't earn at least $500 bucks total, don't fucking do it.

2009-11-13T09:16:00.001-08:00

Walao... I need buy a new, not smelly computer chair... Bank left 50 sia!

2009-11-08T02:27:00.001-08:00

No.

2009-10-26T05:54:00.000-07:00

Aiyah. Huiwoon uh:

how would you react if i:

1. I died: Wah, emo eh. Nobody save me.

2. I kissed you: Nevermind right! =/ But very weird uh...

3. I lived next door to you: I go live other place uh steady.

4. I started smoking: Start?

5. I stole something: Nevermind!

6. I was hospitalized :For why? Sick again right.

7. I ran away from home: Lol I doubt it.

8. I got into a fight and you weren't there?: Yeah right.

what do you think about my:

9. Personality: very bad to me.

10. Eyes: Lol I think I say before right. I was bullshitting.

11. Hair: Go cut fringe lah ^^

12. Family: Very fuck, amirite

will you:

13. Be my friend?:ofc!

14. Keep a secret if I told you one?: sure.

15. Hold my hand?: no lah later people angry me

16. Take a bullet for me?: [s]probably/[/s] Fine, yes.

17. Keep in touch?: ofc!

18. Try and solve my problems?: like i never!

19. Love me?: ofc sia.

20. Date me?: no? awkward eh

21. Sing with me?: cannot meh. I'm down. You down?

have you ever:

22. Lied to make me feel better?: lied yes. to make you feel better idk.

24. Wanted to kill me?: yes

25. Broke my heart?: probably!

26. Kept something important from me?: yes

27. Thought I was unbearably annoying?: omg omg yes.

28. Who are you?: YOUR BESTFRIEND YOU FUGGIN IDIOT.

29. Are we friends?: K

30. When and how did we meet?: Got story ah?

31. Describe me in one word: Boomz

32. What was your first impression?: Like very blur.

33. Do you still think that way about me now?: No. I realise its not "like"

34. What reminds you of me?: Lol. Dunno eh

35. If you could give me anything what would it be?:i donate my brain bah. Become straight A together!

36. How well do you know me?:Tsk, better than you know yourself/

37. When's the last time you saw me?: Friday bah

38. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?:No?

39. What song do you think would describe me best?: When 2 Become 1

40. Are you gonna put this on yours to see what I say about you? Lolololol

2009-10-21T05:22:00.001-07:00

为什么你会这么白？
难道你每天喝牛奶？
叫人不想看也很难
我要叫你超级白

为什么你会这么白？
难道你每天喝牛奶？
叫人不想看也很难
我要叫你超级白

超级白（白白白白白）
超级白（超级白超级白）
超级白（白白白白白）
你是超级白

2009-10-20T02:13:00.000-07:00

Well well well. Looks like the exams are over. As far as I know, not too bad. Unless you count Chinese. Yes.

Anywho. I hate that bleeding stepkiddie. Heh, he seriously is bleeding at this point, leave it.

2009-10-05T06:18:00.000-07:00

1. What Color Is Your Toothbrush? Blue
2. Name One Person That Made You Smile Today: Erm. Hafiz =P
3, What were you doing at 8 AM? Well, I just finished writing my sihan. 2 words long. So the compo. Chinese de
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Erm...
5. What is your favorite candy? Dunno
7. What's the last thing you said out loud? Fuck lah
8. What is the best ice cream flavor? Peppermint
9. What was the last thing you had to drink? Pepsi. Yuck
10. What is the longest you have gone without sleeping? Very.
11. Have you ever made a promise you'd die to keep? Yes. I still want bring you go~
13. The last sporting event you watched? Erm... F1 =P no lah, TNA.
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? GOT FLAVOR?
15. Who is the last person you sent a message to on Facebook? Forget
16. Ever go camping? Yes. Especially my favorite $30 camp!
17. Do you take vitamins daily? No.
18. Do you go to church every Sunday? HAHAHA
21. Do you drink your soda with a straw? Yes.
22. What did your last text message say? Erm...
24. Where is your dad? In the room
25. Look to your left, what do you see? OMG! My other chair.
26. What color is your watch? Red.
27. I think this one is empty... k
28. What did you do yesterday? Chiong study. Yeah right. Play facebook =P
29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Whatever man
30. What is your favorite number? 6
31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? Eugiene. Very simple de. You want kup cig? Yes? Ok.
32. Any plans today? No.
34. Biggest annoyance in your life right now? EVERYTHING IS ANNOYING
35. Last song listened to? How I Could Just KILL A MAN-Rage Against the Machine.
36. Can you say the alphabet backwards? Yes. I memorise the handphone keypad format mah.
38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Converse
39. Are you jealous of anyone? Yes.
40. Is anyone jealous of you? No
41. Do you love anyone? Yes?
43. What do you usually do during the day? Nothing.
44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Yes.
45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily? No.
46. Meaning of life? 42.
47. Do you like cats? No. Dirty and disgusting =)
48. Have you ever been to Six Flags? No.
49. How did you get your worst scar? Cement in my shin.
50. Last big talk? What
51. Last CD played? Alestorm. Captain Morgan's Revenge
52. Last bubble bath? No.
54. Last meal? Dinner
55. Have you ever dated someone twice? WhaT?
56. Gone on a date? Yes.
57. Have you ever fallen in love? Yes.
58. Have you ever lost someone? Yes.
59. Have you ever slept until 1PM? Yes,
60. Have you met a famous person? Yes OMG!
61. Do you have at least 2 people you can tell pretty much anything to? No?
62. List three favorite colors/shades: Black red green.
63. Laughed until you cried? No.
64. Went behind your parents back? Yes.
66. Opinion on gay marriage? No.
67. Lowering the drinking age?Yes.
69. Who are the best huggers that you know? Hugger? Me!
70. Do you believe in love at first sight? I want to.
71. Is there something you want to tell someone? Yes.
73. Would you kiss any of your facebook friends? Yes.
74. How Many Kids Do You Want To Have? I have millions of potential kids in me.
75. Do you want to change your name? Yes.
76. Last time you saw your father? Just?
77. What time did you wake up today? 730
78. How old are you? 14
79. What were you doing at midnight last night? Smoking
80. What is your favorite thing in your room? MARLBORO MENTHOLS!

2009-10-03T05:03:00.000-07:00

1)Are you read your guts? hmm?
2)Would your mom care if she found condoms in your room? Probably one of the contributing factors to my BPC if that happens. Keep 'em hidden, boys.
3)Your phone is ringing. It's the person you fell hardest for, what do you say? What is there to say? Hi?
4)Did you speak to your father today? Yes. Very little.
5)If you HAD to kiss someone right now, who would it be? Erm... Who do I still have?
6)What do you think about the weather? I think... Fuck Indonesia
7)Are you ticklish? Yes.
8)Who's car were you in last? Ryan's taxi. HAHA XD
9)Have you ever slapped someone? Yes.
10)How many people do you trust with everything? I think nobody can be trusted fully.
11)What was the last thing you drank? Pepsi.
12)Have you ever been asked out by someone you didn't want to be with? No?
13)Is there anyone you want to come see you? Yes.
14)Name one thing you love about winter? The ice is fun to slip & slide on.
15)Name one stupid thing you did today? Everything.
16)When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in then start it? I get in.
17)Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed? I don't... remember...
18)Does anything on your body itch right now? Yes.
19)Does every family have a crazy uncle? ME! ME!
20)Have you ever had sex in a tent? No?
21)What about in a boat? No...
22)Can you fix your own car? If I had one I could.
23)Do you find it hard to trust others? Yes.
24)What were you doing at 4am this morning? Sleeping.
25)How's your most recent ex doing? Hmm... well enough.
26)Have you kissed the last person you texted? No?
27)Would you kiss an ugly person for $1,000? Not enough.
28)Do you always find it cute when a guy calls you babe/baby? OMG YES
29)Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with? er? XiaoBrandon =P
30)What are you wearing on your feet? Nothing
31)Do you check your texts right away when you receive them? If I'm free, yes.
32)Would you rather date someone older than you or younger? Err
33)What are you excited about? Nothing.
34)What grade is the last person you texted in? Hmm?
35)Last time you were called cute? Err.... Very long ago =/
36)Do you miss the way things used to be? Yes.
37)You have to get a piercing, what do you get? Had to? How many I get for fun liao sia.
38)What was the most memorable thing that happened this summer? Summer?
39)Have you ever walked on the beach? No. Not a real, natural beach. Nor a nudist beach.
40)What's the best part about being single? Nothing.
41)Has someone ever called you at midnight on your birthday? Yes.
42)How did you meet the last person who texted you? Ern... School?
43)Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating? =) Well it wasn't me
44)Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J? No.
45)Would you introduce the last person you kissed to your parents? No.
46)Have you ever slept in the same bed as your friend? Yes.
47)Are any of your friends virgins? Yes.
48)Do you think you've ruined your chances with someone? Yes.
49)Do you have a bad temper?Yes.
50)Look in your inbox in your phone, who are all the people you have texts from? ...
51)Anything happen to you within the past month that has made you really angry? Yes.
52)what would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? Hmm... I don't like to tell stories.
53)Do you remember who you liked on New Year's? No.

2009-09-17T06:16:00.000-07:00

Woohoo. Sebas and Eugiene botak... hiatinang mens.

Then after school went do something outside, go back wait for HanLi then do the English project. Keep laughing... Then keep disiao Dexter and the Yuheng the project... Forget do our own. In the end we came up with a clever idea to stop laughing. I tomorrow let y'all guess.

Then went LAN. First round I random RK. Our team de is like... PotM, DS... All agi de lah... So I kena tank early game. The bloody skill changed, my practice on 6.59 wasted. Lol. My ulti outdo the BH crit =P

Then second round this boy random lich. I swap with him my BM, then go top together... Waited for his web then he can protect me... No hab... Because of his stat wrongly ah, I farm like shit until level 6. He die 3 time liao leave game... Lame right? Then I keep kena the gank cause my reduction very low, and my hit points lagi low. Same as my mana. So die a lot end game. Stupid seh, never farm properly hai me liddat. Agha also no.

2009-09-10T08:58:00.000-07:00

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, mp3 player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag some friends
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY? Broken, Beaten & Scarred-Metallica. Means not ok lah?
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? 黑色毛衣- Jay. Dressing bah?
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Titanic [Techno]-DHT. K, I feel big.
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE? Dream On-Aerosmith. No Purpose!
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Honeybear- Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Hmm...
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE GAME? You Gonna go far, Kid- Offspring. Killing right!?
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Lie-Dream Theater. Shit! One song above jiu shi Liar leh. Lagi best right.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS? Squeeze me Macaroni- Mr Bungle. Eh?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF? Hallucinogen-Infected Mushroom. I'm so cool , I'm like a drug!
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? I'm blue [techno]-Eiffel 65. Nice.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Ghost Opera-Kamelot. Because why? I keep waiting until I die issit?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Black Halo- Kamelot. Means ah... Its all darkness leh.
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Only for the Weak-In Flames. Like crying!
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Nautical-Protest the Hero.
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?簡單愛-Jay. Yeah!
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Fuck with a Knife- Cannibal Corpse. Orh. Means ah, I very disappointing right.
WHAT WILL YOU SAY IF SOMEONE PROPOSES TO YOU?枫-Jay. Means maple right? wtf?
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?回来吧-MayDay. Ok... Quite a bad choice, but ok.
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?Blood of Odin-Manowar. YES! I'm beyond GODLIKE.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?Butterfly-Smile.DK. So either I'm searching for a samurai... Or I'm a samurai.
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Incense & Peppermints- Strawberry Alarmclock. Well, I like peppermint. And tomorrow doing the 7month burning... So...
WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Fully Alive-Flyleaf. I don't die?
HOW WILL YOU DIE? Rise and Fall-Offspring. Orh, means I will be damn pro first!
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? Fuck you like an Animal-Nine Inch Nails. Ok. Thats will regret.
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Mongoose- Fu Manchu. Eh?
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?Final Six-Slayer. What?
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?Black Masks & Gasoline-Rise Against. Hah! HL2 with the Combines in masks... k lah, quite scary.
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY? Unholy Confessions-Avenged Sevenfold. K.
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Swing Life Away-Rise Against. Shit.
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Dancing in the Moonlight-Thin Lizzy. If only I have, if only I have...
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Pull me Under- Dream Theater. I've fallen, friends.
ARE YOU IN LOVE? Deep-Nine Inch Nails. K, thats potentially bad for my mental health.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU NEXT WEEK?Black Hole Sun-SoundGarden. Either I will random dao Enigma, or I will be damn sad. Both are equally likely.
WHAT IF SOMEONE CHEATED YOUR FEELING? Suicide & Redemption-Metallica. WOW.
WHAT WILL YOU DO IF YOU PEED ON YOUR PANTS? Testify-Rage Against the Machine. Ok, so go court to settle my pisspants.
WHAT WILLYOU DO IF SOMEONE IS GOING TO STAB YOU? Ten Thousand Fists- Disturbed. FIERCE AH!
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? 黑色幽默-Jay. No.

2009-09-09T08:02:00.000-07:00

If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? Meh.
Could you handle being married to the last person you talked to on the phone? No. Cause its my mom.
What's your next piercing going to be? Dunno. Probably won't open back anti helix till end year... Only other interesting one to me is Medusa.
Is the last person you texted attractive? Yes, Quankor so hot! =X
Would you go on a road trip with your best friend? No, cause none of us can drive.
Who are you more like, your mom or your dad? I guess dad.
Have you ever kissed under fireworks? No.
Could you date someone taller than you? =/ Maybe.
Do you miss anyone? Ofcourse.
Can you open a beer bottle with a body part other than your hand? I used to do teeth, then my gums bled so...
Does anyone have feelings for you? o.0
Has anyone told you they don't want to ever lose you? =/
How often do you hold back what you want to say? I hold a lot back.
Will tomorrow be good? No. Must wake at six summat, go AMK for something I could do in Bedok.
How long do you have until your birthday? 300 summat days.
What jewelry do you wear 24/7? Ear stuff, if I can.
What is your hair color? Hair?
Is there someone who continuously lets you down? Thats a lot of people.
Do you miss your past? Certain aspects, yes.
Are you hard to please? Yes.
How is your hair right now? Non-existent.
Are you ticklish?Yesh.
Where is the biggest scar on your body? Probably on my back.
When you say you don't care, do you mean it? Most times.
Is there anyone you would do anything for? There are some.
Do you trust people too easily? N0.
Can you go one day without thinking about the person who is currently on your mind? Eh?
Where were you at 1:00 last night? At home.
Can money buy happiness? No. See my dear JiCunXi.
Do you think women should work or stay at home? ANything lah.
You kiss or hug anyone today/ last night? No.
Kiss anyone in the last week?no.
Last text message was from? Dunno eh. So many all one shot kena.
What did you go to bed thinking about last night? I'm so damn tired.
Do you know anyone who would just drop everything to come see you? No. Ahaha
Were you single last summer? Yes. Whenever that was,
Do you straighten your hair before bed? No.
Which one of your cousins is closest to you? Age? Cheryl. Distance? De Shan bah.
When did you last go tanning? I'm already Tan.
Do you open up to a lot of people? No.
Have you ever given up on anyone? Yes.
Your phone rings, who do you want it to be? Hmm, who will call me?
If you could erase anything you ever said to anyone, what would it be? Dunno eh.
Would you ever get a tattoo? Yes.
Do you crack your knuckles? Yes.
When was the last time someone told you, you are cute? Eh?
Are you sober? Yes.
Would you rather have long or short hair? No hair!
When is the next time you'll hug someone? Dunno.
Who was the last person to call you and what was it about? Eh... Someone call me wake up when I never sleep enough! Angry.
Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? No.
Last place you went out to eat? Er...
What's the history behind your profile song? I emo mah.
Would you change yourself for the person you love? Sure.
When was the last time you cried? Dunno.
Do you have a reason to smile right now? No.
Is there a night you would like to put on repeat, and live it forever? No.
What was the first thing you did this morning? Morning?
Is there anyone that hates you right now? Probably. A lot of people in Garena who died because I netherswap them then zao.
Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them? Yes.
Did you laugh at something today? Yes,
Is there someone who you instantly smile when you receive a message from? No.
Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you’re sure they won’t tell? Yes.
Did you have any unread text messages this morning when you woke up? No. Miss call nia,
Is anything bothering you? Yes.
Is anyone else in the room with you? No.

2009-09-09T05:38:00.000-07:00

1. What time did you get up this morning? Morning? 3pm!
2. How do you like your steak? Med-rare.
3. What was the last movie you saw at the cinema? Hmmm... Scared till laugh
4. What is your favorite TV show? Fated to <3 you!
5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Russia.
6. What did you have for breakfast? Breakfast?
7. What is your favorite cuisine? Japan
8. What food do you dislike? Veggies
9. Favorite Place to Eat? 85 market
10. Favorite dressing? Black black de.
11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? Baby pram.
12. What are your favorite clothes? orhlangsar!
13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? Russia la
14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?The cup does not exist.
15. Where would you want to retire? Retire? No way! Old people got CPF, work then lagi the rich!
16. Favorite time of day? When I'm asleep.
17. Where were you born? East Shore.
18. What is your favorite sport to watch? Women's Wrestling. =))
19. Who do you think will not tag you back? I'm not tagging.
20. Person you expect to tag you back first? Pft.
21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? Response? Noone will read this.
22. Bird watcher? What bird?
23. Are you a morning person or a night person?Night.
24. Do you have any pets? No.
25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? People smoke infront me!
26. What did you want to be when you were little? Taller.
27. What is your best childhood memory? They're not great particularly.
28. Are you a cat or dog person? I'm not.
29. Are you married? No.
30. Always wear your seat belt? No.
31. Been in a car accident? No.
33. Favorite Pizza Toppings? Eh, hawaii.
34. Favorite Flower? Blackrose knight.
35. Favorite ice cream? Papermint.
36. Favorite fast food restaurant? McD
37. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Zero!
38. From whom did you get your last email? Don't check. Probably facebook.
39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Credit? I debit only.
40. Do anything spontaneous lately? No.
41. Like your job? I like my night job.
42. Broccoli? No.
43. What was your favorite vacation? Canadia
44. Last person you went out to dinner with? Dinner?
45. What are you listening to right now? Between the Buried and Me- Prequel to the Sequel.
46. What is your favorite color? Black
47. How many tattoos do you have? Waiting.
48. How many are you tagging for this quiz later? No,
49. What time did you finish this quiz? 2046
50. Coffee Drinker?Sometimes.

2009-09-08T00:20:00.000-07:00

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? Not a bank, not a real estate company. Happy liao.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, Do you return your cart? Of course!
3. In a social setting, Are you more of a talker or a listener? Meh, depends.
4. Do you take compliments well? I'm the world's most modest person evar!
5. Do you play Sudoku? Not anymore.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? Yes.
7. Do you like to ride horses? Sure.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Yes. I even went this June. One of the most expensive camps ever.
9. What was your favorite game as a kid? Dunno.
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, But you knew he/she was married, what would you do? Chase only mah. Doesn't mean anything right. Maybe I stole something.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? Any religious belief would be different. Nevermind lah.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued? =/
14. Use Three words to describe yourself? Freakishly horny smoker =p
15. Do any songs make you cry? Cry?
16. Are you continuing your education? Yes.
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun? Yes.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed? My house will not be on fire.
19. How often do you read books? Often enough.
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future? Eh?
21. What is your favorite children’s book? Children's book?
22. What color are your eyes? Brown. Like SH after swimming, right!
23. How tall are you? Not very.
24. Where is your dream house located? Howl's moving castle.
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? Yes.
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden? Where?
30. Where was the furthest place you travelled today? I haven't gone out.
32. Do you like mustard? Yes.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat? I can do both.
34. Do you look like your mom or dad? My brother =P
35. How long does it take you in the shower?3 minutes if I don't need to do anything else.
36. Can you do a split? No.
37. What movie do you want to see? The Days.
39. What did you do for New Year’s? Nothing.
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary? What?
42. Do you have your own cellphone? Yesh.
44. Were you ever a cheerleader or on a dance team? No.
45. Whats the last letter of your middle name? d.
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night? Very little.
48. Do you like Care Bears? No.
50. Do you know how to play Poker? And cheat, and win, and lose all that money on horse racing.
51. Do you wear your seatbelt? Not unless I'm infront.
52. What do you wear to sleep? Boxers.
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown? No.
54. How many meals do you eat in a day? 3, 4.
55. Is your tongue pierced? No.
56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins? No.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better? Funny people are more fun, eh?
59. Ever been to Los Angeles? No.
60. Did you eat a cookie today? No.
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages? Of course!
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads? Pirates keep the earth safe.
63. Do you hate chocolate? No.
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most? Everything.
65. Are you a gullible person? No.
66. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy? YES!
67. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be? Art gallery owner.
68. Are you easy to get along with? Yes.
69. What is your favorite time of day? 10pm. =D

2009-09-04T04:06:00.000-07:00

1. What school do you go to? 10penis.
2. What is your worst teacher’s initials? WY! Lol nevermind de lah.
3. Who do you sit next to in homeroom? Home room?
4. Do you get into alot of trouble at school? Marginally.
5. The best part of your school? Now. Holidays!
6. What was the worse thing that you did in school? Eh, depends. Which school you want.
7. Who is or was your favorite teacher? JUAYSAN ofcourse.
8. Is this school better than the last school?Nowai.
9. Who do you hang out with at school? I don't hang out. I hang around.
10. what is the funniest thing that happened in class? Hmm, must be some time I kan the teacher.
11. How many detentions have you had? A lot. P6 I never go home normal time de.
12. Do you like your principal? Do you like people who scold you for smoking and being honest about it?
13. Are your school dances fun? Dances?
14. How average are you? Above =)
15. Do you like your teacher this year? Which?
16. Is a female teacher a better one?Depends on the teacher's age.
17. How many students in your class? 40
18. How many recess’ do you get? 1, and any others you want to add if you go out of class to slack.
19. What do you have in your locker? No locker.
20. Has anything embarrassing happen to anyone in your class? Dunno

21. Is your class a good one or a bad one? BADBADBAD.

22. What are your favorite subjects this year? Geog and Chinese. I totally love failing.

23. Are you loved at this school? No.

23. Do you get alot of homework? Not really, none that I do anyway.
24. How many schools have you gone to? 3!
25. What did you say that made the whole class burst out laughing? Last time, was when I ask Chong Chong whether he never wipe his ass after pangsai.

26. Who is in your class? siao guai lan.

A - Accidents

01. Have you ever been in a car accident? No.
02. Do you have a lot of scars? Yeah, on my shoulders. Dunno they still there or not.
03. Have you ever been in a fist fight with someone? Yeah.
04. Have you ever seriously hurt anyone by mistake? No?
05. Have you ever had stitches? Yeah 5 on my knee because I forget where I put my phone! No.

B - Beauty

06. Do you consider yourself beautiful? So argly.
07. Are you self conscious of how you look?Sometimes.
08. Do you put on a lot of makeup? For?
09. Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery? No need.
10. What do you think makes a person beautiful? Depends.

C - Consequences

11. What was the longest amount of time you’ve been grounded for? Erm, never. Cause grounded means cannot go out of the house. If cannot go in... Hmm, about 2 weeks.
12. What would you do if you got pregnant, keep it or have an abortion? If I am pregnant, I go psychiatrist.
13. Do you ever think about how your actions affect other people? No.
14. What do you think is the worst punishment someone could give you? How can you punish me?
15. What is one thing you wish you didn’t do, just because it wasn’t worth it in the end? Hmm... A lot of things I do aren't worth it in the end.

D - Dealing

16. When you are mad at someone, how do you show them? Depends on how angry.
17. Name a time when you had to be strong: Always.
18. Have you ever dealt with a divorce or parents fighting? Yeah.
19. When people at school don’t accept you, or have problems with you, how do you react? How don't accept? I am very inyourface"fuckyou" de.
20. Have you ever lost someone to death? Explain how you got through it. Never.

E - Experience

21. Have you ever had a job? Any volunteer jobs? Yes.
22. Do you think that you are sexually experienced, or not at all? Hmm...
23. Have you gone through a lot emotionally, or has life been easy thus far? I am a very Tormented Soul
24. Do you think you are ready to be on your own (have your own home, job, etc.)? I want to be.
25. How old do you act? Apparently, 17.

F - Family

26. Is there anyone in your family you don’t talk to? Why? My siblings. We have a certain dislike.
27. If you had to choose, family or friends? Guess.
28. Can you tell your parents or one of your parents anything? Not everything, no. No one knows.
29. Do you have any siblings? If so, do you ever get jealous of them? Yes. No.
30. How often do you spend ‘quality time’ with family members? Very little.

G - Growing

31. How tall are you? How tall do you wish you were? Not very. Very.
32. Do you think that you have grown more in the past year than any year before that? No.
33. As a person, do you think you are mature for your age or still act childish? I am so damn mature.
34. Are you scared to think that one day you will turn 30, then 40, then 50? No.
35. Do you believe you still have a lot to learn? Yes.

H - Hope

36. Love - real or not? Sure.
37. Are you a pessimist or an optimist? For a Pessimist, I'm pretty Optimistic.
38. Do you believe in fate, that everything happens for a reason, or do you think that our actions lead the way? Actions.
39. Do you think that after we die our spirit is still alive? No.
40. What gives you hope when you just feel like dying? Its a false hope.

I - Issues

41. Do you suffer from depression or constant sadness/loneliness? Yes.
42. Do you have any type of disease or disability? Yes.
43. Are you currently in a hard relationship or have bad luck with the opposite sex? Yes.
44. Do you think that you are alone in this world? Yes.
45. How often do you think about death, suicide or running away? Often enough.

J - Jokes

46. Say a word or phrase that would not be funny to anyone but you & one of your friends (an inside joke) Hmm... Got so many XD. Shaving potato skin.
47. Are you usually the one who makes people laugh, or the other way around? Hmmm...
48. Do you cry when you laugh hard? do I cry?
49. Write down a hilarious moment you had with someone that makes you laugh to this day! Still a lot. Usually people falling & getting hurt.
50. Do you ever get in trouble for laughing or talking a lot during class? Yeah. Shanti's esp!

K - Knowledge

51. The purpose of school: to learn, to cause trouble or to hang out with friends? To kan teacher.
52. Do people refer to you as smart, dumb, or average? Hmm...
53. What was the highest grade you have received (full course mark) ever? A*!
54. What was your last average? This year would you like to maintain it or aim higher? L1R5 12. I want it go down sia naohia this term go up.
55. What do you find the most interesting subject to be (to study or to talk about)? History. Combloc & Hitler!

L - Love

56. Are you currently in love? If not, have you been before? Yes I have.
57. Do people around you show you a lot of love (tell you they love you, hug you, kiss you, etc.)? No. So sian right.
58. Is love worth it? For me?
59. Do you hate it when girls in their young teenage years say they ‘love’ someone that they’ve been dating for a few months? YES! [/jealousy]
60. Does it take a lot for you to say you love someone, or is it just a word? It does, you know.

M - Money

61. Do you believe that money makes the world go round?No.
62. Is your family on the poor side, average, or above average when it comes to money? Above average. Cause got me.
63. Are you saving up for college/university, or planning to? For what? Scholarship!
64. Would you rather win millions of dollars & be set for life, or find the perfect person to marry & start a family with? Hmm...
65. On a scale of 1-10, how important is money to you? HuatCaiYe bless me. HUAT AH

N - Naughty

66. Are you a virgin? Define virgin, define sex.
67. What do you think about doing sexual things with someone you’re not going out with? As long as its not prostitution...
68. Do you know anybody you consider a ’slut’? What makes you say that? Dunno.
69. If you could, would you erase some things you did in the past or make it so you did more? Yes.
70. Do you consider yourself more nice or more naughty? Evil.

O - Openness

71. How long does it take for you to open up to someone? Very.
72. What does it take for you to fully trust someone? A lot.
73. Are you generally untrusting towards people because of past experiences, or any other reason? If so, please specify. I am untrusting because I am untrustworthy.
74. When are you comfortable with someone sexually? Oh, thats easy.
75. When it comes to parents and close friends, what’s the limit of what you can tell them? A lot.

P - Positive

76. Have you ever had an experience with someone that didn’t necessarily end positively? If so, would you rather erase the memory of that person because of the sad times or keep the memory of that person because of the good times? Yes. Cause thats my whole life.
77. Do you agree with the saying: better to have loved and lost than not have loved at all? No. Why the hell?
78. Are you more optimistic or pessimistic? What do you try to be? I try to be nihilistic, but I jsut can't see myself fading from existence.
79. Do you agree that something good can come out of everything?No.
80. Have you ever had a time where something really bad happened, but something really good happened because of it? If so, please exlain what it was:Not that I recall.

Q - Questions

81. When faced with a problem, do you ask for help or try to figure it out yourself? I try to figure it out. Its how I learn.
82. Do you often question the world and how we came about? What are some things you would like to know about creation? Not always. Big bang brought us into existance? What caused the big bang if there was no previous existence?
83. Do you think the government is truthful? If you could ask the president one question, what would it be? No. What is it exactly you do?
84. When someone does something wrong to you, do you confront them and ask them why they did it or just let it go? I like confrontation.
85. What is one unsolved mystery about the world that you want answers to? See above.

R - Respect

86. How do you show respect? I avoid it. Its usually sarcastic and obvious to anyone with sarcastic experience.
87. What can someone do for you to lose all respect for them? Very few people have respect.
88. Do you respect your teachers, parents, and other authority figures? Not fully.
89. When you are disrespectful to your parents, what is the punishment? Punishment? From them?
90. If someone is mean to you, are you mean back or do you kill them with kindness ? I am kind, and then suddenly they die. I wonder why.

S - School

91. If you are still in school, what grade will you be going into? Next year sec 3.
92. When will you graduate high school/college? Eh?
93. After high school, what did you do/are you planning to do? JC, Ns, Uni.
94. Do you like or hate school? What do you like/hate about it? Hate. Everything.
95. Have you ever been suspended, expelled, or dropped out of school? Suspended. 2 weeks. Then my parents also suspend me from home.

T - Temptation

96. Have you ever done something wrong, knowing it was wrong, because something inside of you said it was okay? Yes.
97. Has anyone ever pressured you to smoke or drink? Did you do it? Pressure? Nah,
98. Did you ever cheat on someone? Why did you do it? No.
99. Did you ever want to do something sexual with someone you didn’t really know or love? What did you end up doing? Hello? Male.
100. Do you give in to temptation easily, or are you more independent and strong willed? No ways man. I so strong.

U - Unique

102. Do you do a lot of things because your friends are doing it? No.
103. Do you follow trends, wear whatever you want, or wear really unique pieces? I do whatever I want.
104. Do you give in easily to peer pressure? Do you do things such as smoke, drink, or have casual sex? Hmm... I smoke and drink.
105. What makes you different from people your age? I smoke and drink.

V - Value

106. What’s the most expensive thing in your room? My tv!
107. What’s more valuable: your life or the lives of your loved ones? Would you sacrifice your life for other people? My life. People come and go. But no one comes, actually.
108. What is something you value not because it cost a lot, but because it means a lot to you? Somethings someone gave me.
109. If there was a fire in your house/apartment, what is the first thing you would grab? Said things, and my pillow. I had it since like 2 years old.
110. Do you think past memories and experiences are more valuable than what could possibly happen in the future?Meh.

W - Wishes

111. If you had three wishes, what would they be?
1)I want to be omnipotent
2)I want to be omniscient.
3)I want to have happiness.
112. Would you rather wish yourself to be happy, or your loved ones? Myself, I'm selfish, I know.
113. Do you believe that wishes come true if you really believe in them? No.
114. Have you ever had a wish come true? If so, what was that wish? No.
115. Do you find wishing for things a waste of time because everything that’s meant to happen, will happen? Yes.

Y - You

121. Are you more independent or social?Both are influences, yes.
122. What is something that makes you very mad when you see it? A lot of things.
123. Do you think that you have potential to do great things? Yeah.
124. What kind of person would you be if you didn’t have guidance from family members, God, teachers, etc.? Do you think people are born a certain way, or develop their personalities based on what they go through in life? Meh. Its based on influence.
125. Do you think people are generally good?Meh, not really.

Z - Zest

126. Are you currently happy with your life? Why or why not? No. Whats there to happiness?
128. When change occurs, do you get scared or are you excited for it? I don't really care unless it affects me.
129. Do you like to try new things, meet new people? Sure.
130. What is the most motivational thing in the world?The drive to be remembered.

2009-08-28T07:42:00.000-07:00

What emotion have you been feeling the most lately? Melanc[un]holy.
Would you ever pose naked for a magazine centerfold? If I get bodyguards to save me from jealous guys.
Who's the cutest couple you know? How bout stupidest?
Who drove the car you were last in? My dad.
Can you play the guitar? Bass. I use finger plucking, I hate plectras.
Would you call yourself 'Patriotic'? Not politically. Anarcho-Com!
How's your life been recently? Shitty.
Have you been drunk in the last week? Nah.
What's your relationship status? None.
What's your favorite movie? Scared until laugh.
When was the last time you kissed someone? I can't even recall.
Is there someone you wish to call your boyfriend/girlfriend right now? What would you think?
Garlic knots or garlic bread? Bread lah
What job could you never see yourself doing? Disorderly for mental patients. First, I'd probably be a patient. Second, have you seen how I treat Myron?
How many times have your changed your clothes today? 3. School, CCA, and strip.
Can you read sheet music? I can read Seet music... But I learn from hearing.
Cream, Jelly or Plain Donut? Eee. I like the choc sprinkles.

Name 5 things you need to do this week?
1.Training
2.Draw that art Woody.
3.Return to pri school.
4.Bitch about something or someone. Its like a ritual.
5.Clear out my stash below my school desk.

In 20 days time, what month will it be? September
Would you get your lip pierced? Nah.
Are you the type that's always falling over? No
Do you kiss when you're single?For fuck?
What are you currently excited for? Training, honestly.
On my next birthday I will be:older.
The last time I rode in a car:5 something, going home.
The last time I went to bed: Yesterday.
Tomorrow I plan to: Go training =)
The last movie I watched:Scared until Laugh lah.
If someone was stalking me:Swift kicks to the dick.
When someone smiles at me I:Sneer.
The last time I went on vacation:Last December.
When I'm around someone I like: I am nicer. Just barely.
The last time I was at the doctor:was when I got a week MC =)
I am currently:listening to Nirvana
The last thing I ate:Hokkien Mee
If you were stuck in a room with your ex for 24 hours, what would you do? Celebrate? =D
Ever met someone who took your breath away just by saying hey? Don't think so.
Ever been in love? Sure.
Where is the person you like right now? Hmm.
When you have a crush on someone do you keep it a secret? Yeah
Are you mostly faithful in your relationships? Of course!
What's your favorite thing in your fridge right now? Season's Ice Lemon Tea.
How was first grade for you? So easy, I top class, even in Chinese.
Do you know anyone who got married at an early age, and actually succeeded? Erm. I'm so young still...
What is the last thing that pleasantly surprised you? No PT =)
Do you have a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night? Tonight's gonna be a good, good night...
Can you ice skate? Doubt it.
How often do you have breakdowns? Rather.
Are you freakishly obsessed with Rob Pattinson? No?
What is one movie you will never get sick of? 1984
What bug creeps you out the most?Spider ant XD. Nerubians.
Do you get annoyed when people call you 'babe/baby'? Why.

Five Things You Are Addicted To
1.Nicotine? Doubt it, though.
2.Just getting high.
3.Internets.
4.Dethklok, Dethklok!
5.Monies.

Five Things That You Find Extremely Disgusting
1.Myron face. (see? no helping mental patients)
2.Numerous wrinkles
3.Toilets with unflushed shit. Hello, McDonalds!
4.Most of the things on the floor.
5.Seet Shi Hau.

Five Things That Would Make Your Perfect Day
1.No school.
2.All day free LAN
3.Movie
4.Girls =D
5.OWNAGE!

Five Things That Always Cheer You Up
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4.
5.

2009-08-18T08:00:00.000-07:00

how much teachers hate me
When you're done multiply the number you got by three.

[x] Gotten a referral (means send to BPP? Yeah. Then I walk to police post, walk around and ate lunch instead)
[x] Gotten detention
[x] Gotten your cell phone/ipod taken away
[x] Gotten suspended (Because I didn't go to the post)
[x] Chewed gum during class
[x] Got In School Suspension
TOTAL SO FAR =5

[x] Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 15 times (Confirm ah)
[x] Returned at least 2 projects in late.
TOTAL SO FAR =8

[x] Missed school cause you felt like it (I was sick leh)
[x] Skipped class at least 1 time (yeah go toilet sleep)
[x] Laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
TOTAL SO FAR =11

[x] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
TOTAL SO FAR =15 (my god Xp)

[x] Went on myspace, friendster, facebook , xanga , etc on the computer at school
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called people during school hours (Err, people call me, I answer.)
[x] Listened to an ipod cd player/mp3 during class
[x] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook (student lah. If hit teacher must tokkong abit, take broom)
TOTAL SO FAR =20

[x] Threw something at the teacher (she say throw mah =D)
[x] Went outside the class room without permission (Hah nah)
[x] Failed a class this year (MT)
[x] Ate food during class (a lot leftover mah, English)
TOTAL SO FAR=24

[x] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad (Err, I didn't want to go then I go general office tio kan so dunnid go)
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school (you mean, empty bag?)
[x] Gotten detention and didn't go (Highly likely. My god. I tick all ah)
[x] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass (I have like 3 green pass)
[x] Yelled during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
TOTAL SO FAR =29

[x] Slept during some of class (haiyah no shit de lah)
[x] Played basketball with paper balls using a trash can as a basket
[x] threatened a teacher (Tsk, that bloody swim team de. "I don't care if I'm not captain. But if that fatty's my captain I quit". I quit.)
[x] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
[x] Treat the teacher as invisible
TOTAL =34

now multiply the number by 3 repost as I am % hated by teachers
I'm 102% hated, and I didn't make anything up. Shit sia.

2009-08-08T07:57:00.000-07:00

1.This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it? No one will read this.
2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be? Tan lor. I'm a guy, legally.
3. Were you happy when you woke up today? To a scolding? No. But it was a good day.
4. When were you on the phone last? And with who? My sister called me about 530 to ask if we're reaching soon.
5.What is the last thing someone bought you? Pirated movie cds.
6.What’s something that can always make you feel better? Pirated movie cds.
7. What are you excited for? Monday.
8. What were you doing yesterday? Very little, after that.
9. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you? =/
10. What's the last thing you put in your mouth? In? Nothing.
11. Have a best friend? Who doesn't.
12. Are you scared to fall in love? Not really.
13. Do you think teenagers can be in love? Why cannot?
14. Last person you wanted to punch in the face? Fakesters playing pool while I'm trying to eat.
15. What time is it right now? 2302
16. What do you want right now? Nobody, nobody, but you =)
17. Who was the last person you took a picture with? Dunno liao.
18. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused? Ah 3 of those 4 bah.
19. When was the last time you cried? =)
20. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Pfeh, its strained, but good.
21. Do you find it hard to trust others? Yes.
22. How fast does your mind change? Relatively.
23. I bet you miss somebody right now. You'd probably win.
24. Can you honestly say you're okay right now? No.
25. Why do you think so many people cheat? Cause it makes them feel as if they have bigger balls, perhaps.
26. Tell me what's on your mind. Critical Acclaim
27. What are you looking forward to in the next three months? The numerous birthdays the last semester entails in our family.
28. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing? I could lie, and say no.
29. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend? Who's my number 1 top friend?
30. When is your next road trip? Far future.
31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to? Yeah.
32. How's your heart? It pumps black.
33. Have you ever felt like you weren't important? I'm not. Yet.
34. Do you think somebody's in love with you? Who wouldn't be right? =D
35. What are you planning on doing after this? Sleep, likely.
36. When will your next kiss take place? As if I know.
37. Have you told anybody you loved them today? Nah.
38. Who do you not get along with? Many, many people.
39. What does your 3rd recent text say? Its from this morning. Mistika sez "Happy 14th" on someone else's birthday.
40. What are you wearing right now? Swimming trunks as underwear. I killed the elastic.
41.Are you wasting your time on the person you like? Yes.
42. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?Never.
43. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now? Dennis ah!
44. How did you feel when you woke up? Pissed lor, people kaobei me of course pissed right.
45. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now? Yes.
46. Do you crack your knuckles? I just did a few like questions back.
47. What were you doing yesterday at midnight? Watching some show.
48. What are your LEGAL initials? DT.
49. Who's the first B in your contacts? Ben. Yes, one of the 4 Bens I know. Guess which?

50. When was the last time you laughed really hard? Recently. Was watching WaterBoys XD

Name Someone

1. With black hair:Desmond XD. He dye then realise he bought black.
2. Younger than you: Kayden, the nephew.
3. In your class:HanLi. Cause now can sabo.
4. Your best friend: Mok Keng Shan =)
5. Someone that is older than you:Lu Xian Feng =(
6. That lives close to you:Elsa =)
7. With straight hair:Tough one. Shall choose Mu Quan hia.
8. That lives far away from you:Capt. Jason barh.
9. You love:Pork. =/
10. Sitting Behind you right now:Must be ninja.
Questions.

How old is #3?14
Are #9 and #1 friends?Yes, Desmond knows pork.
Does #2 have any pets? No.
Why do you love #4 ?He da best!
Does #5 hate #4 ? He hates every one who's better than us.
What is #6's weakness? Mother lor =S
Where does #10 go to school? Ninja Academy.
Who do you talk to more, #2 or #8? Jason. Kayden can't talk, see.
In how many years does #7 turn 21? negative 2.
Whats #5's favourite band? Probably SHE!
Would you ever kiss #1? If I was gay, sure.
How far away does #3 live from you? Not very bah. I just dunno how go myself.
Do you hang out with #8 a lot? Often. Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday Sunday training.
Who is crazier, #6 or #9? 6.
How long have you known #4? Since my brother was 13. So, 12 years. So I was a baby.
Does #2 like #10?Kayden would cry a lot in his presence, I bet.
How old is #1?Very. XD
What is your favourite thing about #8? Captain mah. Must uncut mah.
Have #4 and #5 made out? No way.
Is #9 related to you? If I am a pig, yes.
What would you change about #10? Please not to kill me.
What colour of hair does #4 have? Gold
Is #1 immature? Yes.
Whats your relationship with #6? Hmm...
Is #8 still in school? Yes. NYP.
Where does #7 live? Block 77
Does #9 have any siblings? Beef and Mutton.
What sports does #5 play? He spar only.
Have you ever held hands with #1? No.
What kind of eyes does #4 have? Brown?
Have #6 and #8 ever dated? I assure you not.
Have you ever seen #5 cry? Yes XD
Do you have any classes with #10? Hope not.
Does #5 drink alcohol?
When is #6 birthday?

2009-08-01T09:09:00.000-07:00

I'm pro. I go don one night, come back hangover headache then skip most of school (attend only Englsih lesson) then next day fever. Doctor give me that day and Friday off. High liao lor. Then go lan. Some little pachiao kid forget put phone where chase chase then never see rock on floor. Fall down. Kena cut. Can see e bone. Then cannot stand up. Miss my LAN. Then get the MC Friday Sat Sun =D. Loser kiddo right =D

2009-07-30T08:10:00.000-07:00

Help me k? =P intro intro. And LUXIANFENG YOU DON'T COME STEAL

1. Do you need him/her to be good looking? Deep down inside, everyone wants a physically appealing mate.

2. Smart? No need man.
3. Preferred age? Don't too old bah. -3/+2 lor.
4. Preferred height? Short =P
5. How about sense of humor? Ok.
6. How about piercings? Anything.
7. Accepts you for who you are? Sure. Thats good.
8. Pink hair? If can match face lah.
9. Mushy or no?Eh?
10. Thin or fat? I like thin de lah.
11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)? China de. =P
12. Long hair or short hair? Whatever's fine.
13. Plastic or metal? Metal \m/
14. Smells good?Sure.
15. Smoker? Anything.
16. Drinker?Sure. I still need help with these two cans ;)
17. Girl/Boy-next-door type? How bout neighbor =D
18. Muscular?No lah. Girl leh
19. Plays piano?No need lah
20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar? Eh, electic better ah. Limpeh experience bass leh. & airdrummer =P
21. Plays violin? No need lah.
22. Sings very good? No need.
23. Vain? Eh, deep down we're all vain lah.
24. With glasses? Usually no leh o.0
25. With braces? Rather not.
26. Shy type?Yesh! =)
27. Rebel or good boy/girl? Haish, usually look good girl then actually very paikia de =P
28. Active or passive? W/e mate
29. Tight or bomb? Eh?
30. Singer or dancer? Eh, dance ah. Then we go party I can high
31. stunner? AoE nuker. (Crystal Maiden pls?)
32. Hiphop? No.
33. Earrings?K. Don't expand till like me can liao.
34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-until-you-drop? What? Anyway I scared hongster de =/
35. Dimples? Sure. Its cute.
36. Bookworm? K.
37. Mr/Ms. love letter? Eh. Thats my job luh.
38. Playful? =)
39. Flirt? =)))
40. Poem writer?=S
41.serious?=(
42. Campus crush? Same school ah? A bit kangkor lah liddat.
43. Painter?Whatever
44. Religious?As long as she's not offended or one of those converters.
45. Someone who likes to tease people? Like me? Ok.
46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak? I like freak =)
47. Speaks 20 languages? EEEEEEE scary/
48. Loyal or faithful? Both same right?
49. good kisser?Yesh.
50. loves children?Ok.

2009-07-18T07:04:00.000-07:00

YOUR FACEBOOK:

1) Is your display name from a song? No, but my status and my blog name is.
2) Do you have over 100 friends? Yesh. And I probably know only 50 personally.
3) Do you have pictures of yourself? Yes. And in all of them I'm looking down at the camera, or looking at something else. I'm also never smiling.
4) Do you get 1-3 comments every day? Not everyday.
5) Do you have a song? On Facebook? Hello?

WOULD YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS:

1) Sneak into a rated R movie:We already have the pirated copy.
2) Sleep in the same bed? Sure.
3) Rob a bank? Siao. Singapore leh.
4) Team up together and kill someone?: Must prison break first ah. Tio mata for robbing bank liao =P

IN YOUR ROOM:

1) Do you have a wood floor or carpet?: Wood floor in everyone else's room.
3) Do you have artwork hanging up on the walls?:Old one. And not even our family de.
4) Do you have clothes on the floor?:Yes.
5) Do you have stuffed animals?: Not on my bed.
6) Do you have a hidden stash of candy somewhere?:Hmm... Beer yes.
7) Do you have your own TV?: In a way.
8) Do you have over 100 CDs?:Probably.
9) Do you have a bunch of pictures of bands and celebrities?:In computer? No. In real life? No.

WOULD YOU EVER:

1) sing a solo?:No. I'd play a solo if I had the tabs.
2) Take an hour-long shower?: Nah.
3) Smoke pot just to be cool?: Its not that fun, marijuana.
4) Make a mean Myspace for someone you hate? :Haha, can get arrested seh.
5) Spend all night on homework?: I don't even do it in the day.

DO YOU LIKE

1) More than one person?:at one point I did, right?
3) Daisies?:Sure/
4) To paint your fingernails?:Toenails lah... I paint it rotting yellow and freak people out.
5) Music?:YES!

2009-07-17T23:43:00.000-07:00

What side of the heart do you draw first? On the occassion I do, its the left.
Can you dive without plugging your nose? Yes. I call the effect drowning.
Word of the day : Zero.
What do you want right now? I wanna go out for a movie. Bleeding hell.
What else do you want? Happiness, for one.
What color is your phone? Black.
Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? Someone who is irritated by me.
Where are you right now? Home.
How do you feel about carrots? Ok once in a long while.
What is something new today? Nothing really.
How many chairs at the dining room table? Six.
Who is the best Spice Girl? Wonder Girls better.
Do you know what time it is? 1446.
What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? Press the help button.
T or F: All is fair in love and war? Sure.
Do you like your ice cubed or crushed? Cube lah.
Do you use big words that you don’t know the meaning to? No.
Do you like to sleep? Sure.
Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings? Nope
Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart? Yeah.

2009-07-17T07:18:00.000-07:00

Walao. Competition. If 3 people participate got 1 prize. If 10 participate got 3 prize. 20 and above then got 6 prize. C div recurve unlimited, 12 people. I 6. SIAN. But my score 565/720, move to A div same thing hor, I 7/56. Good job JC's.

2009-07-16T07:28:00.000-07:00

Finish the Sentence

If you go away... its just an average day.
I don't understand... the blind faith of some zealots.
I love it when... I am proven superior to others. Honestly.
My ex is... long gone.
When I woke up today... it was because I fell off the couch.
I get annoyed when... stupid questions are asked.
If I won the lottery... I'd probably be arrested for underage gambling, smoking & drinking.
People would say I am... an asshole.
My job is... inactive.
When it comes to religion... there is nothing more supreme than oneself.
Sometimes I wish... for a different life.
I don't need... to see the sun again. There was enough light in your eyes to light the whole world.
I would give anything to see... the sunrise with you.

Have You Ever

Been handcuffed:Nope. Well, not seriously/legally.
Threw up on someone else:Yes.
Ran into a relative when buying a 'personal' item:Like? Either way, no.
Been to a 'adult' store:No.
Given someone a hickey:I like to bite.
Found a four leaf clover:Never.
Started and quit a job all in the same day:Quitters don't win.
Lit something on fire just to see it burn:Sure.
Been called a flirt:Nowaibah.
Been called a redneck:Never.
Been called emo:Yes.
Been to New York City:No.
Chicago:Transit. Imagine this. 7 terminals. You're at T7, you gotta clear 3 customs and get to T3 in two hours and can't walk cause its too far, and its snowing outside. Your winter gear is in your luggage and whatever. Turns out you reach on time, and your flight is delayed 2 hours. Still, the Great Lakes are an awesome sight.
Los Angeles:No.
Dallas:Nope.
Miami:Only through CSI
Nashville:No. Tennesse eh?
St.Louis:No.
Seattle:No.
Lived with someone of the opposite sex:Wth...
Driven stick-shift:In Daytona, yes.
Snuck out:No.
Given a stranger your phone number because they were hott:Sure.
Ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere:No.
Played strip poker:Yes.
Played screw the dealer:What?
Played spin the bottle:No.
Introduced yourself by a name not your own:Yes. I am Dennis.
Exposed your feelings to someone and been rejected:SSSSSSSSh.
Broke someone's heart:NolahIsonice.

Various Questions

Are you taller than your mom?YES
What was the last article of clothing you bought?Not sure.
Have you been to the movies in the last week?No.
Do you know anyone who is bisexual?No. Bicurious yes
How many windows are in the room you're in?4, inclusive of the sliding one.
When did you last ride in an elevator?Just! I need it to go home.
When did you last ride on a plane?March.
How long was your last phone call?Few seconds. It composed of my mom calling and not answering my hellos, me hanging up and calling back only to be sheerly pissed off by her not understanding a damn thing I say.
Were you born in the 1980's?No.
What does your dad do for a living?Administrative work.
Have you ever been blackout drunk?Yes.
Do you know any skateboarders?Yes.
Do you let people smoke in your car?I would.
What do you feel like doing right now?Nothing.

2009-07-15T06:49:00.000-07:00

PART ONE

[x] You own at least 5 black shirts.( I think 7.)
[x] You like skinny jeans.
[x] You're listening to music right now.
[x] You have painted your fingernails black before.
[x] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3/itunes.
[x] Like the color black.
[ ] Hate girly girls.
[x] Have kissed a member of the same sex before on the cheek.
[ ] Like to be alone. (Its a need)
[x] Hate popular music.
[ ] Keep hair in front of your face.
[x] Hate your parent(s).
[x] Life sucks for you.
[x] Have been called emo. (By myself wor)
[ ] Dislike the colors pink, teal, or baby blue
[x] Own thick-rimmed glasses.
[x] Complain a lot.
[x] Own a studded belt.
Total: 14

PART TWO

[ ] Own more than 20 camis/tanks. (I only have one sleeveless, and its not a tank top.)
[ ] Own more than 10 miniskirts.
[ ] Have kissed more than 7 people.
[ ] Been called a slut.
[x] Drink a lot.
[x] You wear dark eye makeup. (I mean, before.
[ ] Wear low cut shirts.(Sometimes; rarely)
[ ] Have been called a tease.
[ ] Flirt with people.
[x] Love the opposite sex.
[x] Go to parties at least once a week.
[x] Even occasionally wear tight clothing.
[ ] Own 5 tube tops.
[ ] Have posted revealing pictures of yourself on facebook.
[ ] Like wearing swimsuits so people can see your body.
[x] People hate you.
[x] Its okay to be naughty.
[x] You curse.
Total: 8

PART THREE

[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys.
[x] Have 10 trophies. (But only 2 are MINE. Many many many are my dad's)
[ ] Wear hair in a ponytail like everyday.
[ ] Love sports
[ ] Own 5 sweatpants.
[ ] Don't wear makeup.
[ ] Have played/do play lacrosse.
[x] Play more than 3 sports.
[ ] Are athletic.
[ ] Can play a sport if you've never played it before.
[ ] On first string.
[x] You played Baseball/Softball.
[ ] You played basketball.
[x] you play soccer
[x] You run/have run track.
[ ] You played football.
[ ] Been called a jock.
[ ] Have been complimented sports wise.
[ ] You're friends with your teammates.
[ ] Love watching sports. (Only like 3 are good to watch.)
Total: 5

PART FOUR

[x] Own 5 polos.
[ ] Own 5 pink shirts.
[ ] Own at least 2 designer bags.
[ ] Wear ribbons/bows in you hair.
[ ] Love pearls.
[ ] Only like popular music.
[ ] Read tons of magazines.
[ ] Love shopping.
[x] Gone to the mall in the past week.
[ ] Voted prom queen.
[x] Love attention.
[ ] Own a Gucci wallet.
[x] Have more than 50 contacts on your phone/msn.
[x] More than 30 guy contacts.
[ ] Hate emo people.
[ ] Wear makeup
[x] Are stupid.
[ ] Wear heels.
Total: 6

PART FIVE

[ ] Wear your pants on your waist.(lower)
[x] Have glasses.
[ ] Have braces.
[x] In academic classes. (School sia...)
[x] On Math team. (Later on. I want go trail!)
[x] Have good grades.
[ ] Like spending time with your parents.
[ ] Have been called a nerd by friends.
[x] Are bullied. Always.
[ ] LOVE to learn.
[x] Like one of your teachers. (Primary School)
[x] Watch history channel. (Its interesting lah...)
[ ] Never go anywhere on the weekends.
[x] Have been called weird.
[ ] Scared to talk to the opposite sex.
[x] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace/facebook. (Not many lah)
[x] Read a book a month.(is more counted?)
[ ] You read on your last spring break.
[x] Have your own website.(blog?)
[ ] Wear pocket protectors. WHAT'S THAT?
Total: 11
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Part 1= Emo=14
Part 2= Slut=8
Part 3= Jock= 5
Part 4= Prep= 6
Part 5= Nerd= 11

I'm _% Emo _% Slut _% Jock _% Prep _% Nerd & lazy to multiply.

2009-07-09T02:13:00.000-07:00

HOW MUCH HAVE YOU CHANGED IN 6 YEARS??

-------------6 years ago----------

1.) How old were you? 8
2.) Where did you go to school? Red Swastika.
3.) Where did you work? Not yet...
4.) Where did you live? Bedok... Bedok Prince hor =D
5.) Where did you hang out? I think I still went downstairs to play
7) Who was your best friend? Eh... Don't remember...
8.) How many tattoos did you have? Zero.
9.) How many piercings did you have? Zero.
10.) What car did you drive? Don't have. We still had the Rover...
11.) Had you been to a real party? Yes! Mine!
12.) Had You had your heart broken? So young...
13.)Single/Taken/Married/Divorced? Single lah

-------------3 years ago----------

1.) How old were you?:11
2.) Where did you go to school? RSS
3.) Where did you work? Eh if I'm not wrong still haven't start.
4.) Where did you live?:Bedok still
5.) Where did you hang out? Blocks 85, 109, my house, Bedok Interchange. Funnily always doing stupid things.
7.) Who was/were your best friend(s)? Don't remember his name... I know he changed class...
9.) How many tattoos did you have? None.
10.) How many piercings did you have? None.
11) What car did you drive? Still, no.
12) Had your heart broken? Nah.
13) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced? Single lah.

--------------------Today--------------------

1.) How old are you?:14
2.) Where do you go to school? Now Tampines Sec
3.) Where do you work? 85 Market!
4.) Where do you live? STill Bedok
5.) Where do you hang out? Same before, add Tampines.
7.) Who was your childhood best bud and still is your buddy? Eh dun really have lah...
9.) How many tattoos do you have? Zero
10.) How many piercings do you have? 2.
11) What car do you drive? Don't have lah/
12) Had your heart broken? Yesh
13. Single/Taken/Married/Divorced? Single

WHAT WERE YOU DOING...
1 MINUTE AGO: Di siao people
1 HOUR AGO: Writing sth on Fb.
1 DAY AGO:I slept a lot...
1 YEAR AGO:What...

First piercing:This Feb.
First credit card:Debit still
Last big car ride:Long ago.
Last movie seen in theaters: Drag me to hell. No popcorn.
Last food consumed: Ruffles Cheddar.
Last person you texted/called: My father call me.
Last drink drank: Wintermelon tea.

SHORT ANSWER.
I AM:emo
I HAVE:nothing
I LIKE:pie
I WISH:for happiness

FAVORITES:
NUMBER:6
COLOUR:Red/black
DAY(S):Friday after 7pm.
MONTH(S):August
SEASON:Winter
DRINK:Red bull, and the rest I listed before.

IN THE LAST 2 DAYS, HAVE YOU...
CRIED?: Not even the last two years lah...
HELPED SOMEONE?: Yeah right.
GOTTEN SICK?:Had a bit feverish bah...
GONE TO THE MOVIES?: No.
SAID 'I love you'?:No.
TALKED TO AN EX?:Yesterday leh...
WRITTEN IN A DIARY?:No
HAD A SERIOUS TALK?:Yes

_______ Best ________
1. Best Age:3. Young and innocent and cute.
2. Best Memory:P5, P6...

_______ Worst ________
1. Time Of Day:7 am when you wake up.
2. Day Of The Week: Monday.
3. Food:Veggies.
4. Memory:Now.

_______ Last ________
1. Person you saw:Kayden
2. Phone call:DAD

_______ First ________
1. Serious b/f or g/f:Late P5/Early P6
2. Job:P5

_______ Today ________
1.listening to now: Days of the Phoenix-AFI
2. Tonight:What?
3. Wearing:Boxers
4. What did you eat for lunch: Didn;t

_______ Tomorrow ________
1. Is:Friday
2. Got any plans: LAN
3. Goal:Don't noob out.
4. Dislikes about tomorrow: Still got school.
5. Likes about tomorrow: Can buy new stud FFS

2009-07-06T12:57:00.000-07:00

A
- Available:Yes... Very free...
- Age:Is a measurement of time spent on this mortal plane. Which, the way things are going, I may not need to keep track of much longer...
- Annoyance:A lot of things annoy me...
- Animal:The fox is a cunning, swift bastard.

- Beer: Tiger. RAWR
- Birthday:Soon...
- Body Part on opposite sex:Hmm...
- Best feeling in the world:Ecstasy coursing through your brain, highlighting every little detail around you... Or the pain that reminds you of life.
- Blind or Deaf:I'd rather be blind.
- Best weather:The cold. A traveller can put on more clothes if he's cold, but if he's down to his skin and still feeling hot, can he strip it off?
- Been in Love:eh?
- Been on stage?:Yes. For various reasons, good and bad.
- Believe in Magic: No.
- Believe in Santa:Fat bastard, no.

C
- Candy:Eh, attract ants only...
- Colour:Depends on how you perceive it...
- Chocolate/Vanilla:Vanilla
- Chinese/Mexican Food:Both are horrible, honestly.
- Cake or pie:Pie.
- Continent/Country to visit:Russia is its own continent.
- Cheese:Hmm... The Pizza Hut one is nice...

D
- Day or Night: Night is so much more cooling...
- Dancing in the rain:Is horribly dangerous.
- Do the splits:Hurts for me.

E
- Eggs:Not boiled.
- Eyes:Are the window to the source of pain.

- First thoughts waking up:Shut up lah I'm awake lah

- Food:Nourishment and nothing more.

G
- Greatest Fear:Loss of existence
- Goals:3 China,0 Singapore.
- Gum:Still got 13 packets want some?
- getting along with your parents:Not particularly well...

H
- Hair Color:STILL brownish

I
- Ice Cream:No more sweetcorn.
J
- Jewelry:Doesn't have real jewels.
- Job:If I have time

K
- Kids:of America
- Keep a journal:A blog?

L
- Longest car ride:Very very long, trust me.
- Love at first sight:Causes one a huge lot of pain. Don't bother.
- Laughed so hard you cried:Pft.

M
- Milk flavor:Have meh? HL lor...
- Movies:HellRaiser =/
- Motion sickness:Nah.
- McD’s or BK:Macca's

N
- Number of siblings:3.

O
- Overused phrases:irritate me only if I notice it. For example, after going through 4 "meetings" with HSA guys, I don't really need to listen to what they say.
- One Phobia:If you only have one, you're lying or ignorant.

P
- Place you'd like to live:Somewhere communist.
- Pepsi/Coke:Coke
- Perfect Pizza:Just ham & sausage but got the cheesy crust thing
- Piercings:2, but soon 2 more. I swear.

Q
- Quail:Is an inferior bird.

R
- Reason to cry:When I can?
- Reality T.V.:Britain got Talent =P
- Radio Station:Radio sucks.
- Roll your tongue in a circle: Can.
- Ring size:WHAT? Got size meh?

S
- Song:Now? Shameful-Atreyu. So emo.......
- Shoe size: Dunno...
- Salad Dressing:Pah, salad?
- Sushi:Ask ZC.
- Skipped School:P5 only... Then P6 is more suspension. Then S1S2 I so guai, never ah.
- Slept outside:On occassion.
- Sing In the shower?:If I can't get a song outta my head...
- Strawberries/Blueberries:Neither.

T
- Tattoos?:I told my mom yes, but really, no.
- Time for bed: When I want to.
- Thunderstorms:No fear.
- TV:Almost never touch.
- Touch your tongue to your nose?:Can't, kay?

U
- Unpredictable:I follow a set standard lah

V
- Vacation Spot:Wherever the sun shines far from here.

W
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you:I'm so unique where got...
- Who makes you laugh the most?:Yeah I tell a joke halfway then I make myself laugh and fuck it up.
- Worst feeling:Is no feeling at all. Trust my wise words.
- Wanted to be a model:For fuck? But my name would be Fabolous Tan.
- Worst Weather?:The sun.

X
- X-Rays:One.
Y
-Year it is now:2009
-Yellow:and red makes orange.

Z
- Zoo animal:I don't like the zoo, but I hear they have ponies?
- Zodiac Sign: The Destroyer. That is, by the way, my alignment.

2009-07-05T03:18:00.000-07:00

Wah. Lao. Yesterday dunno how, but I overslept then 4 ocock wake up... Missed a lot of things... Then dress up sit car go Sentosa. FREE! Cause we visiting my father's lawyer friend who bought a house there... Damn lor, they infront two cars, one Merc one Mas then behind one yacht. Shit sia...

Then got one bbq but I spent more time hanging out with this other group... All my father's friends, but they let me drink & smoke... Then we pee in the bush, quite kongbu cause must walk on the edge of the wall, almost fall into the water... Then I went to St James at Siloso for more fun...

Then today woke up at 10, but never go archery... Cause only 30mins shoot no point, then 2 go Tampines meet the guys... MARATHON. Anyway train and bus to Zouk then go for run. Not bad, my endurance fly up ah. I first half quite far in front only breathe until damn siao... Then turn liao started raining... Buaytahan just go one hotel pangsai... Come out I was like damn far back, so sua lor just walk. End up I'm not the last leh! Very good!

2009-07-01T06:03:00.000-07:00

SEVEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:
1. Cap
2. Clothes that are "still clean"
3. A couch
4. A TV. Serious!
5. DVD player
6. Computer
7. Bookshelf *2

SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS:
1. Do you like anyone? -Nothing new...
2. Does someone like you? -Wallow in my self-doubt.
3. Last kiss? -Ehhhh, 07?
4. Been led on? - Mmm. I stupid some more. 6 months leh.
5. Been cheated on? - Mmm.
6. Want a relationship? -Indeed.
7. Wanna get married? -Eventually.

SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT:
1. Heart
2. Lungs
3. Stomach
4. Large Intestine
5. Small Intestine
6. Brain
7. Anus

SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND:
1. The wonderful spelling of "anus"
2.How to spell XianFeng the surname. Lu? Loo? Got the two dots one...
3. Don't Forget the Lyrics!
4. Something very very funny, but y'all cannot know de.
5. Erm Canadia Day.
6. That Canadia Day advert. MY NAME IS JOEL! AND I AM A CANADIAN!
7. I want Canadia.

SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU
1. Believe in God? -No.
2. Had a dream come true? -Not those I remember.
3. Read the newspaper? -At times.
4. Get enough sleep everyday? -No, not anymore.
5. Have a best friend? -I don't like to choose.
6. Take a bath daily? -Of course sia.
7. Wish on stars? - No. Not like you can see from Singapore anyway.

SEVEN HAVE YOU EVER
1. Fallen in love? -I believe so.
2. Kissed someone of the same sex? - Hmm, hope not.
3. Hooked up with someone who had a BF/GF? -No wais I so kind and caring.
4. Been to a bonfire? -Yes. Its a... CCA thing mah...
5. Ran away from home? -Yes and got kicked also.
6. Played strip poker? -I think so... But shirt only mah...
7. Pulled an all-nighter? -YES!

SEVEN THINGS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU:
1. Cried? - EH? No.
2. Had fun? - I laugh at y'all alot.
3. Been kissed? -Nope.
4. Felt stupid? -I am.
5. Talked to an ex? -People mother at home uh...
6. Missed someone? -Not until this point.
7. Listened to music? -Yes. Two songs so far...

RED : ANGER
1. Are you currently mad at someone? -The world.
2. Which of your family members has the worst temper? -I know my brother has not talked to me for 3-4 years...
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? -Of course lah.
4. Does your face turn red when you’re angry? -Dunno.
5. When you’re mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell? - Stare first. I diao people very hiong one.

ORANGE : EXCITEMENT
1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you? -No.
2. Are you easily excited? -In what sense?
3. What event that is coming up that you are looking forward to? - Hmm, the next one is like August first lor...
4. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought? - Scam or what
5. What would make you the happiest right now? - Hmm...

YELLOW : SELF DISCOVERY
1. Full name: Lieutenant Dennis Ezekial HotSauce the Third
2. Birthday: Tenth August. 8 am. So close...
3. What’s your main goal in life?: Never be forgotten in death.
4. Do you want to have children?: Eventually.
5. How do you want to die?: Rich, married and having pissed off so many politicians I've been assassinated.

BLUE : SADNESS
1. When is the last time you cried? - Long ago, drunk.
2. What is the saddest thing that has happened? -Something very important (and coincidentally, listed above!) was stolen...
3. Do you usually cry/get depress if something doesn't happen your way? - Depress lah... I so sian already...
4. Has anyone made you cry in the last 24 hrs? -What you think.
5. When you are sad, what do you do? -Emo at my couch.

PINK : LOVE
1. Do you have a crush on one of your friends? -Friends?
2. Do you believe in love at first sight? - Eh?
3. When you see your crush, do you act differently around him/her? - You know its hard not to.
4. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend? -Don't play play. No.
5. Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? -Eh... No, some are destined not to succeed in this sort of thing.

2009-06-30T06:23:00.001-07:00

So cute. Yesterday swimming... Out of about 80 hor, like 10 people go the know swim de... Then is me & Justin dominating. My the old endurance fucked off die liao. Last time wah take the last Whale cert leh... Then give people headstart so I can dive sui sui don't hit people... End up I go straight into Martin leg. Hiong, I kek the cramp then hit liao lost concentrate jitao full cramp... Limp to the near the end then lazy lah, just use hand pull only...

Then go back chiong one 2 minute bath go back then go LAN. Cute lah this ZC. I come out base only he attack me... After that L4D. HanLi and Justin, Dexter and me. Then HL and Justin very cute. One chiong so front the other lag so behind... Then the two bot in the middle chua tio dunno follow who. I one smoke Dexter one pounce both die then we slowly fuck the bots... Funny lah...

Then I solo one round as survivor... I chiong all the way to saferoom 0 damage. Next day I show you tactics lah...

Today... Eh see Rach pierce nose... I say what you pierce I buy this Nazi flag iron to my bag ah... KNN now must do it for reals...

2009-06-28T11:24:00.000-07:00

Eh today... Woke up at 2... Cause my parents force me cut hair. Actually dowan, but aiyah shut them up lor... Now so short, like little boy boy =).

Then go archery FUCK never bring bowstring. Use HQ the old one lor... Lol then the poundage like shoot up lor cause his one very short... But coach say my 30 grouping now better. OK lor... Then go eat dinner, silent treatment to my parents then go watch the crosstalk again... Today either not as funny or I hear the joke before. Yesterday funnier, cause I understand a LOT. Good job me.

Then go 85, cause people treating me BakChorMee! My favorite sia! No ah, actually, the ChaiTaoKueh there is better... and the Western food guys never charge me de... And drinks ah. =) Then the bowl come I see like very little bakchor I kaobei eat finish liao then all at the bottom. Nahbeh make me siasuay... Then err, ate more cause a lot of free things for me... On the way home bth vomit. Made XF carry me.

2009-06-27T11:51:00.000-07:00

I'm a thief. But before I steal a note from FB, here's my day. Woke eh after 2-3 hours of sleep... Went out, came back at noon to change... Then went to BotanGardens with family for Niece's bday celebration. 1yearold! And I'm really getting older, eh? Anywho, I suck the photos out of the D70, then kope Sony Handycam from dad... Wow. Then went to help the Chinese Crosstalk again... I help out for like ten minutes, and get to watch a show tickets worth thirty bucks, get a 5 buck dinner over three days. Epic win.

So here, let this express the pain my face cannot.

~~ There are so many people who cannot show emotions and feelings very easily. Many times they are misinterpreted as being cold or unfeeling and pay the consequences when, all the while, they just want to be open and expressive like everyone else.they just cant..I don't know what is LOVE ?? Is there any subsist of LOVE ?? The peoples who are in LOVE already gonna hate me..its alright, they can hate me but i hate myself too !!! what is the mean if you LOVE someone like defunct and you gonna loose galore of precious things from your life for which you were waiting entire of your life and then if she/he leave u away without any notification without any proper cause when you are in a deep muddy cave then how DARE U CAN SAY THIS IS A LOVE or this is called A LOVE ?? yea i know LOVE and i saw it !! though i touched it by my dead fingers and felt cold when i am far away from that gratifying stuffs then who will be the one to feeling this culpable ?? But i am not an anti lover nor i hate the peoples who are in love nor i am asocial , i respect this relation which you can say my devotion but after hurting tormentingly i just turned myself away from this path..cause i know how beautiful it was but i messed up and i know too in every ones life at least one time they topple in LOVE...am i wrong ??? Really they are so LUCKY who have got their real LOVE and the others like me living with their broken HEARTED which would be worse then a gun shot................what is the reward of LOVE if you cant sacrifice and compromise in the dead time when you need her/his most !! but all are like to slope off that juncture...so is it calling that LOVE that i venerated...I really don't know this LOVE then.......i am baffled byit.......~~

2009-06-26T12:32:00.001-07:00

Well, today was pretty ok... But considering I got up at 3... Eh then went to Botanical Gardens with my sister to rekke for Poppy's birthday party tomorrow... Then sukasuka 7 something went to SP... Got then Chinese cross-talk thing. Kaopei, 8-11 I sit there not understanding half the jokes in my club uniform... Then took 14 to 85 for supper and walked home. Free supper, cannot pass up. And so ends my month of work, earning 200 bucks, exclusive of what I owe in "rent" and only going to about two weeks worth of it, drinking more than my weight in their beer and laughing our asses off. QuanKor is awesome. AhShan is great. XianFeng is an asshole.

2009-06-25T07:51:00.000-07:00

Haish, actually wanted make another quiz, but since someone got a problem with that... I've lost sleep. Yesterday I got off a huge lecture at 5am, and forced up at around 9, with lots of ownself wake up in between... I dunno...

Then anyway yesterday stayed at home rotting, went down for a drink (Red Bull) saw this guy I haven't seen since eh, p2. He act cute, follow me pierce right first. Then he say oh this cheek one, (Not lip leh, cheek.) go backalley pierce. Then tio infect whole cheek kena. HAHAHA. Loser.

Eh then today follow my sister and niece go Zoo... Spent a lot time at the water there. So damn shallow I try dive I whack my chest on the floor... I walk through the circle I knock my head... I tio splash the most also, cause I'm like the oldest child there... Haish.

2009-06-22T11:15:00.000-07:00

[x] You speak or randomly break out in Singlish
[x] You crave chicken rice or the various uberlicious hawker foods
[x] Tying a soccer game with Malaysia actually means something significant
[x] You’re a guy and have no choice about National Service

[x] You start daydreaming about $2 Nasi Lemaks
[x] Orchard Road is a byword for fun
[x] You pronounce and spell stuff the Brit way (Its called Englishproness.)
[ ] You pick up the trash after missing the rubbish bin (for fuck? I tried, you know...)

[x] You say rubbish bin and not trash can
[x] - You end ALMOST every sentence with a 'lah'/'lor'/'hor' and everything looks much better with 'x's and 'z's (no waixz)
[x] You understand all the references in www.talkingcock.com
[x] You're intimidated by the thought of a 45 minutes to drive to the nearest mall (VERY intimidated!)

[ ] You're shocked that your ez-link doesn’t work at Mcdonald's around the world
[x] People ask you what you speak at home and you say 'uhh...'
[x] You are able to communicate in plethora of languages & dialects
[x] Swearing in numerous languages & dialects is natural

[x] You know that Newton Circus serves up shit food, but still go there anyway (shit and fucking expensive. But people bring me go bopian amirite?)
[ ] You “chope” seats at food courts/hawker centers with little tissue packets
[x] You've sung the national anthem since you were in primary 1 and still have no idea what it really means
[x] There's always a traffic jam near a vehicle accident 'cause everyone slows down to copy numbers for 4D

[x] You start using abbreviations for everything, such as ERP, PIE, MRT, SBS, SMS, CTE, IPPT, NCC, SOC(army word)...... and many more. (SOC so easy... Siam one Corner amirite?)
[ ] You look at someone (when you’re overseas) and a 6th sense tells you that they’re from Singapore too
[x] Someone asks for the time and your innate response is: “IT’S TIGER TIME!!!
[x] Every Christmas, Orchard Road looks more like and more like Deepavali (The Festival of Lights)

[x] you are a chinese, but either can't speak Mandarin or English, or both, fluently

84% Singaporean... But then why am I so pissed off by laoaunty?

Mark the stupid things you've done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is your percentage.

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails... Leg lah.
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it... Not my fault. Really. School chair leh.
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush. Discretion is key.
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push... Well sometimes they work two ways...

Running total: 6

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x]Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 12

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on. Off course, I intended to...
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [ ] Have run into a closed door
24: [ ] Died from stupidity overload.
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ]Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x]Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ]Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 14

31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside. So? Zaogeng ah?
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [x] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [ ] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [ ] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole... Purposely lah.
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident. No, its on purpose. I don't have pairs now...

Running total: 20

41. [ ] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it!
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 26

51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [ ] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it. Yes, but mostly chinese de. Excuses!
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead [light uh] purposefully while it was on
57. []Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 33

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [ ] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 40

71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [ ] Ran into a door jam
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [ ] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 43

81. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back. Seriously. So the girl can hold on to it ah?
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [x] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [x] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 52

91. [ ] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention. WangMian. It took me 2 years to finish it, and all I learnt was that when he painted peaches they look like asses.
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100. [ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Running total: 59.

I'm "only" 59% stupid.

Here are the rules and its really simple.
Post this list on your profile (in Notes) replacing my answers with yours.
thats it !

Tag 10 people to do the same thing (and tag the person who tagged you).
If I tagged YOU, it's because I want to know more about YOU!

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes. Show character uh.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? =/
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? My phone doesn't.
4. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? None uh, that I know of...
5. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I'd hate myself silly.
6. DO YOU USE SARCASM? No way, none AT all.
7. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes
8. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? With the given opportunity.
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Porn-o's.
10. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? No.
11. SOMEWHERE YOU'D LIKE TO GO ON VACATION? Russia
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Papermint.
13. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Face or clothes uh.
14. RED OR PINK? Both so nice.
15. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? That I had to consider that question seriously/
16. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST? Not really.
17. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Pants? Shoes? Hahaha.
18. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Divine Suicide of Kezia-Protest the Hero.
19. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? White. Cause I'm useless.
20. FAVORITE SMELL? Eh? I breathe through my mouth.
21. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Hmm... Not sure.
22. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I kope de.
23. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Hockey and soccer if I like the teams.
24. HAIR COLOR? Brown
25. EYE COLOR? Brown.
26. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No.
27. FAVORITE FOOD:Subway.
28. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary movies have happy endings. Seriously,
29. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Aeon Flux.
30. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Transparent.
31. SUMMER or WINTER? Winter
32. HUGS OR KISSES? Whatever
33. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I haven't bought one.
34. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Spongebob.
35. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Aeon Flux.
36. FAVORITE SOUND(S). Guitar solos.
37. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Stones.
38. WHERE IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Canadia.
39. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? None whatsoever.
40. WHERE WERE U BORN? East Shore.
41. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? I'll never get them.
43. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Thats tough.
44. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Chicken.
45. WHERE IS THE LAST PLACE YOU ATE OUT FOR DINNER? Gillman. Shiok man the wintermelon and 3cup chicken. Wah.
46. did u notice 42 is missing? No, but I noticed this was not in capital.

The Results of Insanity

Take this test only if
- you think you may be insane
- you’re curious if you’re insane
- people have labeled you insane/sociopathic/psychotic

Part One – School
[x] You have come back to your desk/table, and then forgot what you wanted from it.
[ ] You forgot your locker combo.
[x] You said hi/ smiled to a complete stranger in the hallway.
[ ]You’ve winked flirtily at a complete stranger in the hallway.
[x]You’ve made a sarcastic remark to the teacher behind her back.
[x] You’ve had a crush on your teacher/ one of the staff. That Mr Syafiq uh... Wah.
[x] You’ve forgotten your gym clothes more than five times
[ ] You have worn something to school either inside-out/backwards/tag sticking out.
[x] You’ve had a food fight at lunch. Somewhat. I just like splashing SH with his tomyam lor.
[x]You’ve written a message on your desk.
[x] You’ve written a flashy message on the white/black board.
[ ] You’ve chased after the bus in a flurry. I never cared. Late late lor.
[x] You’ve been in trouble on the bus. In kindergarten. Some boy punch me. Eh my brother go kaobei him.
[x] You’ve played turn-off-the-neighbor’s laptop in the lab/classroom
[x]You’ve sucked up to a teacher just to spite them
[x] Your desk/table looks like it’s been hit by a tornado.
[ ]You’ve kicked/socked/slugged/punched your locker in frustration.
[x] You’ve made up an answer to a question the teacher asked you when you weren’t listening.
[ ] You’ve gotten locked out of your own school
[x] You have at least 5 different hilarious slogans you thought your team/school t-shirt should have. And all have to do with our ten penis. es.
[ ] You’ve screamed randomly in the halls/classrooms/lunchroom
[ ] You’ve dropped something coyly onto the hallway floor, meaning for other people to find it.
So Far: 14

Part Two – Home
[x] You’ve snuck out/broke into your house.
[ ] You’ve played in your backyard after age twelve
[ ] You’ve slid down the banisters.
[x] You’ve played skip-the-stairs or tried to jump long distances.
[x] You’ve accidentally locked a room before.
[ ] You’ve broken a door before
[x] Your bedroom has a dent in its wall where you’ve kicked it
[ ] You’ve played a house prank on your brother/sister/parents.
[x] You’ve broken valuable objects
[ ] You’ve sat in your driveway for no reason whatsoever.
[x] You’ve blasted music which neighbors got annoyed at.
[x] You’ve attempted gymnastics in your house.
So Far: 21

Part Three – Strangers
[ ] You’ve hugged a stranger
[ ] You’ve kissed a stranger
[ ] You’ve winked at a stranger.
[x] You’ve smiled at a stranger.
[x] You’ve went up to a stranger and had a deep, meaningful conversation. About smoking and drugs. Yeah.
[x] You’ve acted drunk in front of a stranger
[x] You’ve pushed a stranger.
[ ] You’ve punched a stranger.
[ ] You’ve asked a stranger for his/her number
[x] You’ve danced in front of a stranger.
[x] You’ve used a catch phrase to a stranger.
[x] You’ve sang crazily in front of a stranger
[x] You’ve frowned at a stranger.
[x] You’ve gotten mad at a stranger.
So Far: 30

Part Four – Friends
[x] You’ve told a joke and were the only one who laughed.
[ ] You’ve acted bipolar in front of your friends.
[x] You’ve laughed hysterically in front of your friends.
[x] You’ve played a hilarious prank on your friend(s).
[ ] You’ve fallen in love with a friend.
[ ] You’ve slowdanced with a friend.
[ ] You’ve boogied with a friend.
[ ] You’ve mistaken your friend(s) for somebody else. That's what Justin does.
[ ] You’ve tickled your friends so hard they cried.
[x] You’ve slipped an ice cube down your friend’s back.
[x] You’ve rode piggyback on a friend, or vice versa.
[ ] You’ve had a completely intelligent conversation with a friend
[x] You’ve played lovers with your friend(s).
[x] You’ve slapped your friend’s butt.
[x] You’ve slapped your friend across the face.
[ ] You’ve exchanged clothes with your friend.
[ ] You’ve break danced with a friend.
[ ] You’ve had a fashion show with a friend.
[ ] You’ve done an extremely crazy dare with a friend
[x] You’ve called your friend a different name, for example, “mom”. Exactly!
[ ] You’ve trashed your friend’s house.
[x] You’ve poked your friend in the stomach and laughed hysterically.
So Far: 40

Part Five – Clothes/Appearance
[ ] You’ve had piercings besides the locations of your ear. Must find someone willing to pierce my scroum first.
[x] You’ve worn only one color in your outfit.
[ ] You’ve worn more than ten colors in your outfit.
[x] You’ve worn something to a place and changed before you got home.
[x] You’ve done an absurd hairstyle.
[x] You’ve dyed your hair an unnatural color.
[ ] You’ve tried to make a fashion statement.
[x] You’ve worn something out of place
[ ] You’ve been a clown for Halloween
[x] You’ve worn unmatching shoes
So Far: 46

Part Six – Misc
[ ] You’ve been fully in the water with your clothes still on.
[x] You’ve been to a country where you are the least associated with
[x] You’ve petted a dangerous animal
[x] You’ve played ding-dong ditch.
[x] You’ve egged a house. And an elevator.
[x] You’ve gotten lost at a mall.
[ ] You’ve screamed your heart out.
[ ] You’ve sang your heart out
[ ] You’ve danced your heart out.
[ ] You’ve imitated a different religion/ethnicity
[x] You’ve tried the British accent.
[x] You’ve tried the Indian/ Asian accent.
[x] You’ve tried the southern accent.
[x] You’ve eaten something so spicy you cried. Well, it was flaming hot. In terms of temperature.
[x] You’ve put a weird, quirky status message up for anything
[ ] You’ve walked out of a store with an item without knowing it was still in your hands.
[x] You’ve burst into song in a public place
[ ] You’ve drawn a stupid picture of your enemy(ies).
[x] You’ve walked someplace and then forgot why you were there and what you were doing
[ ] You’ve swallowed gum on purpose.
Total Amount: 58

There’s 100 total.
Whatever you have, its your percentage of insanity.
So, are you really insane?

1-20% = Yawn—boring
21-35% = Normal
36-50% = A bit insane
51-70% = Pretty insane<<
71-90% = Insane
91-100% = Flipping insane

Starting Time: 252

Name: Dylan.
Sisters : Two
Brothers: One.
Eye Colour: brown?
Shoe Size: 9 or 10 half. Not sure.
Hair Colour: Blackish brown.
Piercings: one on each ear.
Height: Unno. 155?
Weight: Less than 40.
What are you wearing right now? Shorts.
Where do you live? Various points in FengShan, Bedok.
Favorite number: 6
Favorite drink: Now? I'll make it healthy. Wintermelon.
Favorite month: August!
Favourite breakfast:None. Or bacon,

————————-Have You Ever————————-

Broken a bone: No
Been in a police car: Yes
Been on a plane: Yeahh.
Been in a hot tub: yeahh.
Swam in the ocean: Yeahh.
Fallen asleep in school: Duh.
Cried when someone died: Yes.
Fell off your chair: Many times.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: Yes.
Saved e-mails: Yup.
Been cheated on: kinda.

————————-What is————————-

Your room like: Not private at all.
What is right beside you: My phone.
What is the last thing you ate: Instant Noodles.

———————-Ever Had————————-

Chicken pox: Yup.
Sore throat: yup.
Stitches: Nope.
Broken nose: nope.

————————-Do You————————–

Believe in love at first sight: Neh.
Like picnics: Yeap!
Wear contact lenses or glasses: Glasses.

———————————————————

Who was the last person you danced with: A whole fucking club.
Who last made you smile: Marijuana.

————————–Who—————————

Did you last yell at: So many people...

———-Final Questions————-

What are you listening to right now: Days of the Phoenix-AFI.
What did you do today: Nothing. I was asleep till 6. But I had like 4 calls that woke me up to tell me to vote for holiday extention. Come on lor elections y'all got so excited mah?
Hate someone in your family: They hate me...
Diamond or pearl: Diamond version
Are you the oldest: Quite... teh opposite.
Indoors or outdoors: Outdoors.

——————Today did you———————-

Talk to someone you like: Nope.
Kiss anyone: neh.
Get sick: Nope.
Sing: Yup.
Miss someone: Uh huh.
Eat: Losta thngs.

—————-Last person who——————

You talked to on the phone: Dunno.
Make you cry: Noone can
Went to the movies with: Myself.
You went to the mall with:Eh, same time what.

——————Have you——————-

Been to Mexico: nope.
Been to USA: On transit.

——————-Random——————–

What books are you reading right now: I haven't buy
Best feeling in the world: Ecstacy.
Future kids names: Fabulous Tan, Pakis Tan.
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Bolster only.
What’s under your bed: The rest of the couch.
Favorite sport(s) to watch: Heh.
Favorite place: 85 market.
Who do you really hate? So bleeding many.
Do you have a job: For another two weeks, it seems.

What time is it now: 258.

“my 6 minutes survey"

If you get more than 30, get some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 11-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are full of crap.
Tag 10 of your friends and find out whether or not they suffer paranoia.

I fear ...
[ ] black people
[ ] the dark (sometimes)
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[x] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[x] flowers or other plants

Total so far:2

[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[x] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom. Ex uh.
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow

Total so far: 4

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed/mugged
[ ] falling
[ ]clowns
[x] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors
[ ] tornadoes

Total so far: 5

[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases. I have one.
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up, old

Total so far: 6

[ ] creepy noises in the night
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood

Total: 6

Now re-post with:
“I'm afraid of a 6 out of 72 common fears"

FEARLESS.

Rules:
1. Answer the questions as honestly as possible.
2. Post this as "Did That Happen To You?"
3. Tag 10 friends.
4. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
5. Have Fun!!!

1. What do you do if you are in the bathroom with a beetle flying around? Shoot the shower at it.
2. What do you do if you hear a song you like playing on the radio when you are all alone in the room? Sing along lah.
3. You want to speak to your crush badly. What is your pick up line? (Yes. Both boys AND girls have pick up lines) Eh, hello. No wait, now this one... Must go write something super interesting de... Haish.
4. What do you do if all your friends hate a particular band that you love? They already do. Its acceptable. I hate them all anyway.
5. What do you do when you trip and fall in front of many people? Make it as loud as I can.
6. You forgot to do your multiple-choice question homework and your class starts in 5 minutes. What do you do? Buy 4D.
7. You have bad breath and someone speaks to you. How do you react? Don't open mouth. Chances are its the breath of a smoker, in which case it comes out the nose too. They'll get the clue.
8. You just finished gym and after a shower, you drop your underpants on the wet floor. What do you do? Forget it lor. Disgusting.
9. What do you do if a personality quiz says that you have a lousy personality as your result? I have a disgusting personality anyway.
10. Your friend gave you the worst gift you have ever received and asks: Do you like it? How do you react? Doesn't mean I like YOU.
11.(Continued from question 10) What are you really thinking secretly inside? I hate you.
12. A hot guy/girl keeps looking at you while you are on the bus. What are you secretly thinking inside? Just smile shyly mate, just look cool.

2009-06-20T14:47:00.000-07:00

I do again... Nothing to do, really. And meh my playlist got more songs now.

1. Put your iTunes/Napster/Zune Player/WinAmp/etc on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 or more friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got it from.
5: OH WELL HERE GOES.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? Orange Crush-REM. Eh. Strange. But anyway, OC is pretty ok sometimes. Depends on how you take it in.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Mailbox Arson-Alexisonfire. No letters. Got it?

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? The Judas Kiss-Metallica. What? Cannot resist the Judas Kiss uh?

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? We Won't Get Fooled Again-The Who. Really? I used to get that for motto. WTF.

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? When I Go Out, I Want to Go in a Chariot of Fire-Escape the Fate. I expect someone to be like OMG ETF, but thats old news.

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Murderer-Helloween. Eh, thats my feelings, actually.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS? I've been Everywhere-Johnny Cash. YEAH. Always give me lecture on what they do before.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? To a Friend-Alexisonfire. Eh?

WHAT IS 2+2? 867 5309/Jenny-Tommy Tutone. Eh, not bad.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Angels Fall First-NightWish. HAHA. You die first dickhead.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Our Truth-Lacuna Coil. I think there was something about dying in there. Sure.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?[Chinese song, skip] Vampire's Sorrow-Metallica. Eh, pirated song, its not real.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? The Wicker Man-Iron Maiden. Seriously? I'm going to be a suicide bomber, apparently.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Wolf & Raven-Sonata Arctica. I dunno. Lyrics kinda hard to catch when he's singing that fast.

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Jillian-Within Temptation. Something about... giving hearts and souls. Thats for me.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Fight for your Rights to Party-Beastie Boys. Cute. Its a real dance song some more.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Russian Privjet-Basshunter. And my funeral will be a trance dancehall. Have fun.

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Bring me to Life-Evanescence. Thats the mutual feeling. I need this.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Kamelot-Hammerfall. Eh?

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? You Gonna Go Far,Kid-Offspring. I can't succeed, it seems. Or I'll be a sniper.

HOW WILL YOU DIE? The Unknown Knows-Voivod. Perfect.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? Home(Edited Edition)-Dream Theater. By the way, their new album... Going to be great!

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Dream on-Aerosmith. Two meanings. First is that laughter is hollow, and there is no happiness. The other is that Taylor Smith sounds like a girl.

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Shit Goddamn-Eagles of Death Metal. Cute.

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Valley of the Damned-DragonForce. I see no link. Enlighten me if you do.

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Fistful of Steel-Rage Against the Machine. Brass knuckles? Weighted gloves? Both pretty damaging to bones, so yeah sure.

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds-Beatles. An old chick in the sky.

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Million Miles Away-Offspring. Eh?

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Nativity in Black-Black Sabbath. Something about me being Lucifer and having love. Ok, sure.

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? She is my Sin-NightWish.

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee. Cup uh. One by one slowly do then tio meh. Then put sugar in kopiC. K lor.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[x] You own a credit card. Debit k? All in bank.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car. Petrol station lah!
[] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You can vote in an election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[x] You think politics are interesting. Depends. Communism for example...

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[ ] You show up for school late a lot. No, thanks dad.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket. School bag!
[] You've never gotten a detention [My school never gives detention?]
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up. I am the dictionary!
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

[ ] You know how to do the dishes. Well, not all. How to fucking clean a fucking pan? Knn so much oil.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[ ] You can mow the lawn
[ ] You study even when you dont have to
[x] You have hand washed a car before. Do it too. Train your punch blocking. Wax on, wax off.

TOTAL SO FAR: 11

[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need. I can go to the store and sleep for a while until they come kaobei also.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said. Some.
[x] You can type pretty quick

TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. Actually, in Singapore... Noone gives a fuck about you.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You have been to the beach
[x] You use the internet every day
[x] You have been outside of the united states 3 or more times. I'm so proud.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning

TOTAL: 19

I'm eh... 14, but I act 19. So I'm in NS. Or DB.

Think its the same as before... Nevermind. Really boliao.

STEP ONE:

Dante's Inferno-Iced Earth

Young Cardinals-Alexisonfire

Leader of the Rats-Arch Enemy

Aenima-Tool

Nothingface-Voivod

Take me Away-Cascada

All I ever Wanted-Basshunter

Now You're Gone-Basshunter

Step TWO:
– Name:Dylan
– Birth date:TenEightNinetyfive
– Nickname:Countless.
– Eye Color:Brown
– Hair Color:Brown =)
– Zodiac Sign:Eh? Which?

STEP THREE:
–The shoes you wore today:Flippy Floppies.
– Your fear(s):Apparently? Fistfuls of steel.
– Your perfect pizza:All ham & cheese. I call it a topless sandwich.
– Goal you’d like to achieve:Never be forgotten in death.

STEP FOUR:
– Your best physical feature:My shoulder scars. Definetly.
– Your bedtime?Whenever I feel like it/can sleep.
– Most missed memory? Mmmmm... P6.

STEP FIVE:
This Or That…
– Pepsi or Coke? Cock. Coke. Cocaine.
– McDonald’s or Burger King: Macca's
– Adidas or Nike: Nike.
– Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Eh... Lipton.
– Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
– Cappuccino or coffee:Cappa.

STEP SIX:
Do You…
– Smoke:Yesh
– Curse:Yesh
– Sing:Eh.
– Dance:See mood.
– Take a shower everyday:If at home.
– Have a crush:Eh?
– Do you think you’ve been in love?:Shur
– Want to go to college:Eventually.
– Like(d) high school:Meh.
– Made homemade cookies:No.
– Gone Skinny dipping:No...
– Stolen anything:Not officially =/

STEP EIGHT:
Ever…
– Played a game that required removal of clothing:STRIP POKER
– If so, was it mixed company:No, I play alone. What?
– Flashed anyone:I flash me chest. Nevermind lah, flatchested...
– Been beaten up:Part of my dream yesterday leh...
– Shoplifted:No.

STEP NINE:
– Age you hope to be married:Unno.
– Numbers of Children:2. But I will not do any diaper changing.
– Describe your Dream Wedding:First ever under my religion.
– What country would you most like to visit? Russia lor.

STEP TEN:
In the opposite sex..
– Best eye color?:Natural lah. Don't go poke poke your eye with the color lens.
– Best hair color?Dunno. Yesterday I saw blue. Damn freaky. So not that.
– Short hair or long hair?:Comfortable? good.
– Height:Compared to?

– Number of CDs that I own:Eh... Wait uh... 10 musics... Countless game.
– Number of tattoos:In this house? My brother has 7... My sister has 3...
– Number of piercings:In this house? =P. My brother has 2, I have 2, my sister has like...5? Not sure.

Personal Quiz
Who were you with yesterday? Nobody. I swook MRT.
What woke you up this morning? Nothing. I'm already awake.
Is tomorrow going to be a good day? No.
Do you like anybody? Eh.

THE PAST
Ever thrown up in public? Yesh.
Passed out because of alcohol? Same time =D
What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW?The guitar solo off Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle-Dethklok.

THE FUTURE
What kind of home would you like? In my world, there will be huge robot dinosaurs that love to eat garbage to clean the ocean.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Said dinosaur.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? NS or DB.

IN GENERAL
Do you like candy necklaces? What? Sounds like some perverted thing...
Do you listen to music every day? Yesh
Do you still go trick or treating? It never existed here
What was the last thing you ate? Prawn noodles. Packet de. But eh I ate 3 bowls. Beat that Justin.
Are you a fast typer? If I'm rushing
Whats your favorite type of soda? Soda... Coke?
Have you ever moved? No.
Have you ever won an award? Yes.
Are you listening to music right now? Yes.
How long ’till your birthday? Good job, I had to count. 2 months.
When were you the saddest in your whole life? Dunno. Now is for the longest period of time, though.
What time is it? Few months liao bah. Eh wait. 625.
Do you use ebay to buy or sell? No.
Who makes you mad? I have a whole list.
Have you ever heard a song written about you? It could have been written BY me... So sad.
Something you want to happen in 2010? YOG.
Summer 2009? Its here.
Honestly, do you miss 2009? I will not.

HONESTY SECTION
1. Honestly, what color is your underwear? Now grey.
2. Honestly, whats on your mind? The guitar solo from Leader of the Rats-Arch Enemy
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? Next to nothing.
6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? Yes.
8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? I have no idea.
9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? Yes. Evil eye them if I have the chance.
10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? People.
11. Honestly, do you bite your nails? No.
12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? I may. Sometimes cannot, sometimes I pig out.
13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? Yesh.
14. Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now? Not that I know. I mean my parents know of my vice.
15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like? Yes.
17. Honestly, are you in denial? I'm being DENIED
18. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night and eat? Yeah.
19. Honestly, do you like anyone? Hey, shut up.
20. Honestly, does anyone love you? SHUT UP

ANGER SECTION
1. What do you do when you’re mad?You just saw. Or I totally ignore.
2. What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad? Hmm... Ask that guy with a broken cheekbone and torn skin all over his face.
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? Yesh. I regret it not.
4. Do you swear when you’re mad? Yeah

CRYING SECTION
1. When was the last time you actually cried? 07.
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep? I think I did. Or I tried to.
3. Do certain songs make you cry? Do I look like a girl?
4. What usually makes you cry? Funerals and vomiting alcohol from my nose.

HAPPY SECTION
1. Are you usually a happy person? No.
2. What makes you the happiest? Inflicting pain.
4. Do you believe in yourself? Sure.
5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty wad do you think abt? Masha'Allah! Its human nature that when people compliment you you will sort of believe it yourself...

1. Grab Your Phone. Nokia E5800! Cum out music!
2. What is the 3rd picture of in your phone? Default given. Some MSN icon thing.
3. What's your ringtone? Pretty Fly-Offspring.
4. Who's the 1st person that comes up under M? MAE advertisement. Call 6 triple 3, 9 triple 8. Don't wait!
5. Who's the last person you called? My mommy.
6. Who was your last missed call from? Same.
7. Who's the 1st person who comes up under C? Chicken Rice. eh? What the BLAH?
8. Who's your speed dial number 2? No speeddial de.
9. What does the 3rd text in your inbox say? Eh, private contents.
10. Who was your last received call from? Jason.
11. What does your 2nd sentbox text say? I never save.
12. How many messages are currently in your inbox? 3100+
13. What is the wallpaper? Kayden =)
14. Who's speed dial number 1? NO SPEEDDIAL
15. Who is the 15th message from in your inbox? Singtel service message -.-
16. Who's the 1st person who comes up under B? Benjamins. The 3 of them.
17. How many bars of signal do you currently have? Full.
18. What network are you on? Singtel.
19. Name every person you have a message from in your inbox. Fuck you, no.
20. What does your 6th text message in your inbox say? Eeeeeeeeh, private message.
21. Who is the first person in your contacts? AhKeng. Lol, fish soup steamboat shop -.-
22. Who is the last name in your contacts? My mommy.
23. What does the last text in your inbox say? Erm something about my bro in law is with my parents, how is the concert? Cause I alter the date...
24. What is your screensaver? No screensaver. I just lock it.
25. What is your balance? Not on prepaid.
26. Who's the last person under H? Shit lah my H a lot leh. Hykal. Lol. Should've done thinking first...
27. What is your bluetooth name? The Lieutenant. Sorry lah.
28. How many numbers are in your phone? 149 o.0
29. Could you live without it? Nope.

1) How old will you turn in 2010? Fifteen lor.
2) Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships? One lor.
3) Would you date someone 8 years older than you? Awkward leh.
4) When was the last time you laughed? Last night uh. Was watching Metalocalypse. Erm nevermind, its very graphic. Better not describe.
5) What were you doing at 4am this morning? This.
6) Whats your relationship with the person you last texted? Hmm... I'm his eh, supplier. Runner, if you may.
7) What did you do today? The day has just begun.
8) Who do you really want to see right now? Beh. I dunno.
9) Will your next kiss be a mistake? Erm, no? Why would it be?
10) Who's your last missed call? Mommy =)
11) What's something you really want right now? If you can't guess, kick your balls.
12) What was your first thought when you woke up this morning? I didn't.
13) Would you go back in time if you had the chance? Yesh.
14) What is something you need to go shopping for? Boxers -.-
15) Do you want kids? Eventually/
16) Are you in love with anyone? Erk.
17) Hows your heart lately? It pumps pain.
18) When was the last time you slept on the floor? Camp, and the whole week after it.
19) Is your phone close to you? I brought it here for that last quiz.
20) What is bothering you right now? I am.
21) What does your last received text message says? Ssssh. Later CNB find me again.
22) Where are you right now? Home.
23) Do you like country music? I like Johnny Cash, is all.
24) Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste? Yes.
25) How is your hair styled right now? I messed it up so it'd look like I slept.
26) Do you like your first name? Compared to the other options, yes.
27) Last thing you drank? H-two-oh. The sports one. Water is so bland.
28) Do you sing obnoxiously in the car? To piss people off. I even roll the window down. I'M ONNA BOAT. I'M ONNA BOAT. MOTHERFUCKER LOOK AT ME, CAUSE I'M ONNA BOAT
29) What did you do 15 minutes ago? Listen to that song.
30) Do you think you are a good person? No.
31) The sweetest person in your life? You wouldn't know her and she wouldn't be able to acknowledge.
32) The closest male to you now? My dad =O
33) The person you're chatting with now? Nobody.
34) The languages you are able to speak? 4, and a few dialects.
35) The last person whom you screwed? As in mindgames? I screw with you all. As in eh... the other one? No lah. Virgin Airway.
36) One word about your life now? Pain.
37) Where do you wish to work? Where I already do.
38) What are you specially good at? Pissing people off, getting pissed off and fucking shit up.
39) Would you date someone younger then you? Isn't that ideal?
40) Who are you to yourself? A dickhead.
41) Do you forgive people easily? Yes, but I never forget.
42) Which girl is precious to you now? _|_
43) Your dressing style? Jeans and any shirt that will match. Everytime I wear shorts I kena mosquito.
44) How different are you from other girls? I got penis.
45) The bad point in yourself? Erm...
46) The last contact in your hp? Its my mom, k.
47) Your favourite song? Now? I dunno. Probably something by AFI
48) The two hated contacts in your hp? How can I say it?
49) Learn one language in 10 days? Can. But I don't have the mental willpower.
50) One gorgeous girl you came across? Hmm...
51) Whose your biggest enemy? Myself. I KNOW MY ENEMY WA HEY.
52) Which gang do you support? Ah Meng Tong. Lax lax. JK. How can I say this. They're part of 21 uh.
53) Proper age to join gang? Dunno. My brother was my age tbh.
54) Do you have a blogspot? Oh, no.
55) Do you like people who smoke? You mean what, myself?
56) What do you think about modelling? Nude modelling?
57) Given a chance, would you like to be a model? Nude model?
58) Whos approval do you usually seek first? Nobody's really. I ask, then I do it anyway.
59) What do you wish to be in future? God.

The teacher calls on you in class, but you haven't been paying attention, and the first thing that you blurt out is:Ah yesyesyes I have been paying total attention to your... algebra? (And then hope it was algebra)
What do you really think about where you live? First it was Hongkeetongs, then China mamas, now bloody Kleng mamas. Fuck lah.
You're writing an essay for class, but you're listening to music, so you accidentally end up typing: No mistakes.
You fall and break your arm, you scream: Ow, fuck.
What does your ex think about you? Pfeh. Which? Its either "At least I looked cool with him", "he slap me damn hard" or "My mom is a bitch". One of that.
You should get a bumper sticker that says:Spank this bitch.
While high, you like to scream:Randomly.
What do you say when you come home after a long trip? Hello mother I am home.
You friend says she's got tickets to see your favourite band in concert, you say? No chance. They won't come here de.
What were your brother/sister's first words? From what I see in the two babies, probably "greeeee"
If you could make up a new country, part of your national anthem would be:China's an ass and NK makes us look bad.
Your mom tells you she's pregnant, you say? Sure not menopause ah?
A good quote to put on your bedroom wall would be: The fuckspawn of Communism and Nazism
Someone asks you what you're doing, and you reply with:Open your eyes.
Why do you spend so much time on the internet? Its for porn?
Your little cousin just won't stop bugging you, so you turn to him/her and shout:STFU
Last night, you had trouble going to sleep because these words kept going through your mind:Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong, so come lets sing the jungle song. Oh oh ee oh oh ee oh oh ee ay...
What does your grandmother's secret tattoo say? Don't dig up the past. They're dead, and resting.
You'd be embarrassed if your dad started randomly singing this: Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong, so come lets sing the jungle song. Oh oh ee oh oh ee oh oh ee ay...
Why isn't your crush your boyfriend/girlfriend? Wah... I don't know leh. Seriously. I've been thinking it over long enough, so fuck you.
The coolest tagline for a movie would be:I came, I saw, I cum all over.
You're feeling like shit, and a friend asks you what's wrong, so you turn to him/her and say: I feel like shit.

LAST

Thing you put in your mouth? Cigarette =/
Thing you said out loud? Yeah I slept a bit.
Song you heard? Keep it Simple-Cobra Starship
Time your heart was broken? Recently.
Nickname you were given? LP Penis =D. I see the humor.
Time you worked so hard you thought you were going to die? If work is drinking hard liquor, 2 or 3 nights ago.
Time you fell in love? Pfeh.
Text you got? K, thanks.
Text you sent? Thats like... $70 lor.

WHO

Do you love? Well, its not me, I'll give you that.
Do you hate? Its me, I'll give you that.
Can you never live without? I don't know. Its not like I want to anyway.
Would you take a bullet for? Nobody. Bullets kill mate. Ok I might take some.
Can make you laugh even if youre about to cry? Do you see the latter situation happening?

WHAT

Did you do last night? Next to nothing.
Will you do tonight? Botanical Gardens rekke.
Were you doing three months ago? March... err... Dunno lah.
Is your ringtone? Pretty Fly-Offspring.
Is on your mind? The guitar tabs for a song...
Do you hate so much that it makes you angry? Life?
Would you never do, even for a billion dollars? Give my ass to some dick.
Was the last injury you got? Some leg thing, likely.
Are you wearing? Grey shorts that act as boxers for now.
Is wrong right now? Everything.
Should you be doing? Sleeping.

WHERE

Are you? Home.
Is the person you like? Far away.
Do you live? Bedok
Do you wish you lived? Republic of Wales. Russian Union.
Is your place in the world? Somewhere communist, for sure.
Do you feel most comfortable? 85 market.
Will you never go again? Iunno. China?

WHY

Are you taking this survey? Nothing to do. Stretch the page and make it lag.
Is the world so corrupt? Capitalism.
Is the sky blue? Something about refraction.

HOW

Are you feeling right now? I feel like shit.
Long can you hold your breath? With half a lung gone to asthma and half a lung gone to tobacco? Not very.
Much time do you waste on facebook? a lot.
Is your heart? Its movements slowed, each pump sends pain, the blood is not clean...
Far would you travel for the one you love? Pfah, I offered.
Would you like to spend all of your time?Anything but this.

SPELL YOUR NAME

Without any vowels? Dyln.
Backwards?Nalyd

HAVE YOU EVER

[]played Spin the Bottle?
[ ]toilet Papered someone’s house
[x]played Poker with money
[x]been tickled so hard you couldn’t talk
[x]liked someone but never told them
[x]went camping
[x]had a crush on your brother's/sister's friend (That was a disturbing period. I was like 10)
[x]walked in the rain without an umbrella
[x]told a joke that nobody thought was funny
[ ]been in a talent show
[x]worn somthing your mom didn’t appove of
[ ]been to a nude beach
[x]drank jack daniels
[x]cursed in a church
[ ]burnt yourself with a curling iron/straightner
[ ]wanted to be a police officer
[ ]been hit on by someone too old
[ ]wanted to be a model
[ ]bought lottery tickets
[ ]made out in a car
[]cried during a movie
[x]wanted something you couldn’t have
[x]had sex on the beach. That is, A sex on the beach. ITs a drink.
[]seen someone shoplift
[x]hung up on someone
[ ]yelled at your pet
[]gotten seasick
[x]played a prank on someone that had them really scared
[x]been embarrassed by someone in your family
[ ]felt bad about eating meat
[ ]protested
[x]been to an island
[>?]been in love
[x]ate just because you were bored
[x]screamed in a library
[x]wished a part of you was different
[x]asked a guy/girl to dance
[x]been asked out by a really hot guy. Seriously. So hot goddamn.
[]laughed so hard you cried
[x]went up to a complete stranger and started talking
[]been sunburned. I must be immune. I mean, I went swimming and canoeing XD
[ ]kicked a guy in the nuts for being a pervert
[]threw up in school
[ ]received an anonymous love letter
[x]had to wear something you hated
[x]cursed in front of your parents
[ ]watched a movie that made you miss your ex
[x]been out of the country
[x]been honked at when you were walking down the sidewalk
[]went on a diet
[x]been cheated on
[]been attacked by seagulls
[x]been searched in an airport
[x]been on a plane
[ ]been pantsed
[x]thown a shoe at someone
[] broke someone’s heart
[x]sung in the shower
[x]bought something way too expensive
[x]done something really stupid that you still laugh about later
[]been walked in on when you were dressing
[x]been kicked out of the mall. Meh its a shop in a mall.
[]been mean to someone then instantly wanted to take it back
[x]been given a detention
[ ]fell off your roof. I'd be dead.
[ ]pretended you were scared so you could cuddle up with someone
[ ]had a deer jump in front of your car
[x]threatened someone with a water gun

CAN YOU

[ ]Unwrap a starburst with your tounge
[x]sing. Who can't?
[x]open your eyes underwater. Googles.
[x]eat whatever you want and not have to worry
[]ice skate
[x]sing in front of a crowd
[x]whistle
[x]be a bitch at times
[ ]walk in really high heals
[x]eat super spicy foods. I'd bleed from the eyes.
[x]skateboard
[x]sleep with the lights on
[x]mulititask
[ ]touch your nose with your tounge
[x]fall asleep easily in the car
[ ]do the cotton eye joe
[x]play ddr and not fall. I used to.
[ ]surf
[x]fit in your locker
[ ]do a split
[x]taste the difference between pepsi and coke

Will you talk to the person you like on the phone tonight? No.
Ever had a near death experience? Yeah I ran straight into this really fat guy and like bounced back. Fucking scary.
Where’s your cell phone? In front of me.
What is the last thing you thought about? How funny I must have looked, bouncing off that fat guy onto teh floor.
Do you regret anything? I'm all regrets.
If you found out you were pregnant who would you tell? First, the doctors, then the church. WTF could get me pregnant?
What are you going to do this weekend? There's only a day left. And I spend it at archery.
When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? So few people talk to me now...
Do you prefer revenge or just pure jealousy/envy? Eh, I like both.
Who would you like your next “fling” to be with? Why flings? Short term relationships scare me.
Would you curse in front of your parents? Yes. And I have.
What kind of camera do you have? NIKON D70 WITH A LENS I BOUGHT MYSELF. Envy.
Would you rather go to a party or out of town? Out of town. I don't do that as often.
Are you slowly drifting away from someone close? Yes.
When was the last time you held someone’s hand? Eeeeeeh I dunno. Long ago.
Who can you tell everything to? Like honestly, and the whole truth? Noone, really.
Can you play guitar hero? Sure.
is any part of your body sore? Yes.
missing someone right now? I'm kind of used to it.
is there someone on your mind that shouldn’t be? Yes.
When was the last time you saw the person you last kissed? Eh, quite recently leh.
Do you like your phone? Yes.
Last thing alcohol beverage? I believe it was a Johnny Walker.
Have you ever slept in a bed with the opposite sex? Yesh.
Have any of your best friends ever back stabbed you? Those considered FRIENDS?
If you had to move in with a friend, which one would you pick? Heh. I'm used to XianFeng's house.
What’s the seventh text message in your inbox say? Erm... Yeah, private.
When is your next road trip? Dunno. It was supposed to be this week, tapi bo lui.
What did you do the weekend? Eh?
Met anyone new in the past week? TingYue's brother.
What does your bestfriends call you? Dylan lah.
Who was the last person to go to the movies with you? No. I went alone.
Are you currently fighting with someone? If I was, I can't type. If I was, he can't walk.
Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? Who eats those?
Who/What would you like to see right now? I don't know.
Are you mad at someone right now? Yes. Fuck you XianFeng.
What’s the nicest text in your inbox say? So many tell me "iloveyou"... and where did that bring me? I've yet to see it =(
Do you mainly use your house phone or your cell phone? Cell. I hate using the house phone.
Is there an empty place in your heart? Depends on which shard.
Do you count down the days till anything? I don't have the conviction.
Are you looking forward to something as of right now? No?
Anyone told you a secret this week? Pfah. They don't talk to me, let alone trust me. The don't trust me.
Do you ever turn your cell phone off? If battery's bleeding.
Do you hate anyone? Yes.
Last time you wore the opposite sex’s clothing? I don't crossdress.
Did you tell someone something today? WTF.
Do you trust people easily? No. Never trust a ho.
What were you doing at 9pm Friday night? Eh... Probably getting some lecture about this or that.

[ ] You have to make your bed every day.
[ ] You have to do chores.
[ ] You have a time that you have to get off the phone and computer. (i dont do it)
[ ] You have a bedtime.(I ignore it)
[x] You have to earn your money.
[ ] You can't have friends over unless your room is clean.
[x] You can't have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] You can't be friends with someone unless your parents know them.

TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[ ] You can't go shopping by yourself.
[ ] Your dad tells you what to wear.
[ ] You have to look for "good deals" on clothes, otherwise you can't buy it.

TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[x] You get grounded for stupid things.
[ ] You have a time limit for the computer/video games/tv. (i dont care too)
[ ] You have to get along with your sibling(s) otherwise you get grounded.
[x] You have to share your room. With the guests, tv watchers, anyone who walks in.

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

[ ] You have to ask to go to a party/friends house a few days in advance.
[ ] You can't go anywhere without a parent/adult.
[x] You can't stay home alone. At times.
[x] You have a babysitter.

TOTAL SO FAR: 6

[ ] You're not allowed to have a tv/gaming system in your room. (i bring my com in heh)
[ ] You can't be on the computer without someone watching your every move.
[x] You can't have a door in your bedroom.

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[x] Your parents get mad if you don't want to do something simple that they ask.
[ ] You can't swim without an adult watching you.
[x] You can't have a friend of the opposite sex over, unless they are family. (i dunno bout this)

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

Multiply by 4
and title it: My Parents are 36% strict. Chfeh.

1. Where did you take your profile pic? Eh some pub.
2. What exactly are you wearing right now? Haish underwear and that black/grey hoodie.
3. What is your current problem? Life.
4. What makes you happy most? Happiness?
5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to? Trapped Under Ice-Metallica.
6. Name someone with the same birthday as you? Dunno.
7. Ever sang in front of a large audience? No.
8. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? No.
9. Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows? Yes.
10. Do you speak any languages? No, I am randomly pressing my keyboard.
12. Has anyone you've been close with passed away? Yes.
13. Do you ever watch MTV? Seldom.
14. What's something that really annoys you?MTV

Chapter 1:

1. Middle name: No longer exists.
2. Nickname(s): Are countless.
3. Current location:Living/bedroom
4. Eye color:Brown

Chapter 2:

1. Do you live with your parents? Yes
2. Do you get along with your parents? At times
3. Do you have any siblings? 3

Chapter 3: Favorites

1. Ice Cream:Peppermint
2. Season:Autumn
3. Shampoo/conditioner:Clear for Men red, Dove straight & silky. I mean, thats what I use lah.

Chapter 4: Do You..

1. Dance in the shower? Later fall down...
2. Do you write on your hand? No.
3. Call people back:If I find it important enough.
4. Believe in love:What?
5. Any bad habits? Yes.
6. Any mental health issues? I'm depressed and hungover.

Chapter 5: Have You..

1. Broken a bone: Not officially
2. Sprained stuff:Yes
3. Had physical therapy: Eh?
4. Gotten stitches:No.
5. Taken Painkillers:Yes.
6. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling:No.
7. Been stung by a bee? No
8. Thrown up at the dentist: Almost.
9. Sworn in front of your parents:Yes
10. Had detention:Yes
11. Been called a Player/ Hoe:No.
12. Have a crush:Eh.

Chaper 6: Who/What was the last

1. Movie(s)? Monsters Aliens.
2. Three people to text you:As said, that buyer... Some guy who said "I'm Godric" ok sure, who the fucker is that. And eh... Forget.
3. Person you called? Lazy check.
4. Person you hugged: Long past
5. Person you tackled? I'm a Hunter. I tackle non-zombies.
6. One person you talked to on Msn? Internet friend.
7. Thing you touched? Keyboard?
8. Thing you ate? Prawn noodle.
9. Thing you drank? Coke
10. Thing you said: "Yeah hor, what ah?"

2009-06-20T12:22:00.000-07:00

Top #3 things

THREE NAMES THAT FRIENDS CALL YOU:
1.Deh-lan. Cause all dunno how pronounce correct.
2.Lt. Cause probably going to get cane sooner or later... again.
3.See my tagboard you know liao lah

THREE MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN YOUR LIFE:
1.9th August
2.10th August
3.Whoever's birthday.

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 30 MINUTES.
1.Seh mo.
2.NWN2
3.Ragequit several other games when I forget which savegame is my priority.

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY EVEN WHEN YOU'RE JUST AT HOME
1.Nothing
2.at
3.All.

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE: (not necessarily in this order)
1.ANY NON-APPLE MP4
2.Recognition that I am a God.
3.A bible, testament to that recognition

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1.Lets start with gaming.
2.Continue with music
3.And end with... eh hanging out is great.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR VACATION:
1.The Vatican. The pope could use a little jolt of action.
2.Russia. Its a communist world.
3.Germany, to get arrested for wearing several... items of interest.

THREE FAVORITE DRINKS:
1.Vodka with Red Bull
2.Ginger beer/ale.
3.Red Bull alone

THREE THINGS FOUND IN YOUR BAG:
1.Which bag? Eh archery bag ah. Bow limbs
2.Sight
3.Quiver.

THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
1.the nullification of colors
2.red
3.eh white lor.

TOP THREE HANGOUTS:
1.Block 85 <3
2.My house? Counted?
3.Whoever got space to let me stay when I get kicked out/don.

TOP THREE YOU LOVE SO MUCH:
1.Eh? Music?
2.Computer
3.And... I dunno, my bow? Set me back nine hundred bucks so yesh, I love it.

TOP THREE WHOM YOU THINK WILL ANSWER THIS SURVEY:
1.Nobody
2.Nobody
3.BUT YOU! clap clap *shoulder* point clap *shoulder* point.

TOP THREE "THINGS" SPECIAL TO YOU:
1.Special like unique? My bow lah. Who else black riser then wrap with white grip? Only me.
2.My Hitman 2 CD case. Inside a lot pirated game cd.
3.My bolshter. Only it and the couch I sleep on has my stench. Smells like beer, dried semen (from where?) and tobacco.

TOP THREE ANYTHING THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY LATELY:
1. I am a child of sorrow,
2. a lone wolf driven to solitude.
3.There is no happiness

TOP THREE REASONS WHY YOU ANSWERED THIS SURVEY:
1. Nothing better to do.
2. Let you learn more about why I'm awesome.
3. I very polite. People tag or don't tag I just kope.

First, add "I'm a/an" to the title

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[x] Shorts = cutie (but well, it acts as a boxer)
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Pajamas = pimp
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[x] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:

[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who will be naked with
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who banged
[ ] 7 = who smoked with
[x] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who was stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who shot

Pick the day you were born on:

[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = a glass of milk
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[x] 10 = a bag of weed (eh? Marijuana need run meh? Just smoke, get high and laugh your ass off)
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[x] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:

[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the lil people told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose..
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[x] Shirtless = because I've got abs
[ ] Aqua = 'cause the 306CBZ kick cuntwi

I'm a freaky cutie (what) with a sexy smile who ran topless with a bag of weed because I've got abs. Haish, at least got link lah.

Well i once loved a girl, a child im told
I gave her my heart and she gave my a cold
So now i sit standing here out in the pouring rain
I'll stumble back to kellys pub and cry away me pain

2009-06-18T08:08:00.000-07:00

I'll never need to see the sun again
There's enough light in your eyes to light up our little world
So take me, take my away
Kill me slowly, I'll never be the same

=/=

I love my job. Really. No doubt I woke today feeling so shitty I had to go back to sleep. But it was fun at about 5... I'm not clear on what I did, maybe I hugged someone really really fat, cause I woke up with this unbelievable cramp.

Hey, Miss Murder can I make beauty stay if I... Take my life?

2009-06-18T07:53:00.000-07:00

Dear Hui Wen,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you.. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head outside of Chicago (when I was there for transititon to Montreal) and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton.
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory.
You should also know that I told in my confession today about senility.

In Pain, Dylan.

Answer the questions that follow and fill them into the blanks of the template:

Dear (the last person who texted you),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5).
I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory.
You should also know that I (10) (11).

(12), Your name.

1. What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Brown - The mafia wants you
Green - Our horoscopes don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Barefoot - Sit on
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Other - Drive out

5. What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Iraq
Purple - My mustard souffle
Orange - My Kid Rock collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
House - Scarred
Lost - High
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle class

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Sad - How boring you are
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
None of the above - Ashamed

8. What's the colour of your bedroom walls?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Green - The pictures from LA
Grey - Our matching Snoopy bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Others - The memories in the military service

9. What is the first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - Results of your blood sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. What is the last letter of your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water - Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation of an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second World War
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you want to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off
France - In pain

2009-06-16T08:09:00.000-07:00

50 Little Secrets.
Be honest no matter what, then tag at least 10 friends.

01. Who was your last text from? Singtel. Seriously. Network message.
02. Where was your default picture taken? Pizza Hut.
03. Your relationship status? Empty.
04. Have you ever lost a close friend? I think I have, yes. He's back though.
05. What is your current mood? Homicidal RAGE
06. How many siblings do you have?3
07. Whats your brother(s)/sister(s) names? Adora, Neville, Jillene.
08. Where do you wish you were right now? A gallows.
09. Have a crazy side? Yes.
10. Ever had a near death experience? I wish, really. Don't mind if you took it a step further, either.
11. Something you do a lot? Get myself high on something and suffer later.
12. Angry at anyone? Homicidal RAGE entails anger at everyone.
13. What's stopping you from going for the person you like? Hmm. The person.
14. When was the last time you cried? When I had tears.
15. Is there anyone you would do anything for? Not anymore.
16. What you think about when you are falling asleep? My last few thoughts entail hanging from the ceiling, a rope and my left hand.
17. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Dad called.
18. What is your favorite song? Murmaider. By Dethklok.
19. What are you doing right now? This quiz.
20. Who do you trust right now? Trust?
21. Where did you get the shirt you are wearing? I was born wearing it.
22. Have you kissed someone in the past week? No.
23. Who is your friend that lives closest to you? So many people live in the same block.
24. Describe your life in one word? Solipism.
25. Who are you thinking of right now? Metal Icarus. Cause the song I listening called Metal Icarus.
26. What should you be doing right now? Nothing.
27. What are you listening to? Metal Icarus by Angra.
28. Who was the last person who gave you a hug? It was long ago.
29. Who was the last person who yelled at you? My parents... Yesterday.
30. Do you act differently around the person you like? How can I?
31. What is your natural hair color? Black.
32. Who was the last person to make you laugh? TV.
33. Who was the last person to make you sad? Basically everyone.
34. What do you hear? Music?
35. Is your hair curly or straight? Curly.
36. Has anyone ever called you "scrumptious" before? No.
37. Do you have a best friend? Hmm?
38. Held hands with the opposite sex in the past 3 days? I held my bow in my hands. Thats like my wife, right?
39. Do you use smiley faces on the computer? They seldom smile these days.
40. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? Yes.
41. Are you happy with life right now? No.
42. Are you jealous right now? Homicidal RAGE entails jealousy.
43. What jewelery are you currently wearing? Earring, Ear expander.
44. What were you doing on friday night?Drinking, working.
45. Have you ever had your heart broken? Aye.
46. Have you ever broken someone's heart? No way.
47. Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now? Always.
48. What was the last reason you went to the doctor for? Leg Xray.
49. How late did you stay up last night and why? All night. 4am got work.
50. Tag ten people? No. Thats the truth.

2009-06-16T00:11:00.000-07:00

Ah, the first piece of good news for 2 months. Dream Theater's releasing Black Clouds and Silver Linings next week. They're good. I have an album, and its pretty great. Anywho...

001. Real name → Dylan Tan.
002. Nickname(s)→My favorite is Lt Dennis HotSauce.
003. Zodiac sign →Leo. Cause August mah.
004. Male or female →Male.
005. Pre school →Holy Grace. Got me a Roman Catholic mid name too.
006. Primary School →Red Swastika. Some say nazi.
007. High School →Tampines Sec.
008. Hair color →Brownish. Still!
009. Long or short →My hair ah? Long for a guy bah.
010. Loud or Quiet →Loud.
011. Sweats or Jeans →Jeans.
012. Phone or Camera →Phone also got camera mah.
013. Health freak →Just freak.
014. Drink or Smoke? →Yes.
015. Do you have a crush on someone? →Haish.
016. Eat or Drink →Just ate. But got soup. So maybe both.
017. Piercings →Yes.
018. Tattoos →Next time. Otherwise grow then the thing stretch then not nice.

HAVE YOU EVER?

019. Been in an airplane→Yes.
020. Been in a relationship →Yes.
021. Been in a car accident →Not that I know.
022. Been in a fist fight →Yes.

FIRSTS:

023. First piercing →Febuary.
024. First best friend →That guy from my house block 1. Forget his name liao. But we were like 2 or 3.
025. First award →p1. Poetry recitation lol. Bronze neh.
026. First crush →Erm... from my house de. =S
028. First big vacation →BIG? P6. China D=

LASTS:

029. Last person you talked to →Dad called me this morning.
030. Last person you texted →Han Quan bah. I never reply though.
031. Last person you watched a movie with →Myself =(
032. Last food you ate →Zhu jian yi ding. =)
033. Last movie you watched →Monster vs Alien.
034. Last song you listened to →Now Temptation-Cradle of Filth.
035. Last thing you bought →NWN2 gold version.
036. Last person you hugged →Bolster.

FAVES:

037. Food →Beef and pork. Meat lah.
038. Drinks →Ginger Beer, Tiger Beer... Milo =P and yeah Vodka Bulls.
039. Clothing →Band t-shirt.
040. Books →DragonLance bah. Very long never read book liao.
041. Music →\m/
042. Flower →Rafflesia? Dunno leh. Vanda Miss Joaquim uh.
044. Movies →Dunno.
045. Positions →69.
046. Subjects →Subjects? The unwilling and the weak.

IN 2008..... I

047. [] kissed in the snow
048. [x] celebrated Halloween
049. [] had your heart broken
050. [x] went over the minutes on your cell phone..
051. [x] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [] came out of the closet
053. [] gotten pregnant
054. [] had an abortion
055. [x] done something you've regretted
056. [x] broke a promise
057. [] hid a secret...
058. [] pretended to be happy
059. [] met someone who changed your life
060. [] pretended to be sick
061. [x] left the country
062. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
063. [] cried over the silliest thing
064. [x] ran a mile...
065. [x] went to the beach with your best friend(s)..
066. [x] stay single the whole year

CURRENTLY:

067. Eating →Nothing.
068. Drinking →Saliva?
069. I'm about to →Tear my eyes out.
070. Listening to →Astral Romance-NightWish.
071. Plans for today →Later got archery?
072. Waiting for →Bath.

YOUR FUTURE:

073. Want kids? →If its the only way to be remembered.
074. Want to get married? →Eventually.
075. Careers in mind →Writer? Serial Killer also can.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?

076. Lips or eyes →Eyes?
077. Shorter or taller? →Experience dictates shorter.
078. Romantic or spontaneous →Like it matters. I'm doing the work anyway.
079. Nice stomach or nice arms →Arms better to show off bah.
080. Sensitive or loud →Sensitive?
081. Hook-up or relationship →Anything.
082. Trouble-maker or hesitant →Whatever works.

HAVE YOU EVER:

083. Lost glasses/contacts →No. Break only.
084. Ran away from home →Yes. And got kicked out too.
085. Hold a gun/knife for self defense →Knife lah.
086. Killed somebody →No, but I could.
087. Broken someone's heart →How can I? So happy innocence child.
088. Been arrested → Yes =P
089. Cried when someone died →Of course. Now cannot, though.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

090. Yourself →As in solipism? No.
091. Miracles →No.
092. Love at first sight?→ Peh.
093. Heaven →No. But then again, my heaven is your hell.
094. Santa Clause →No. Only subordinate clause.
095. Sex on the first date →No.
096. Kiss on the first date →No. It would be nice, though.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!

097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? →Sure. Anyone.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? →No.
099. Do you believe in God →No.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 25 people. →No.

2009-06-14T08:28:00.000-07:00

Wah... Now in XianFeng house... Since like Thursday... Tomorrow then go home face music. Erm Monday to Wednesday camp, in camp blah blah...

Then yesterday competition I finally beat Danial =). By like 7 points lah!

2009-06-05T23:17:00.000-07:00

ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE:I can make time.
B - BIRTHDAY: August ten.
C - CRUSHING ON: Crushing my battle opponent's balls.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Guava juice.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My inner monolouge. Sadly.
F - FAVORITE SONG: Now? Murmaider-Dethklok. Or You Suffer by Napalm Death, the world's shortest song.
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Worms.
H - HOMETOWN: Fengshan.
I - IN LOVE: Think back.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: Wishful thoughts.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 5 hours in Msia probably? 2 hours for customs.
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: My milkshake brings the boys to the yard, damn right, its better than your's/
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 3.
O - ONE WISH: is not enough.
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST:was dexter, yesterday.
R- REASON TO SMILE:None whatsoever.
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Now listening I Kissed a Boy-Cobra Starship.
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: Today? Didn't sleep.
U - UNDERWEAR COLOR/PATTERN:Camo =P
V - VEGETABLE(S):cost me my lunch on Thursday. I bite then spit back.
W - WORST HABIT: Probably that.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: Leg only.
Y – YOYOS ARE: Supposed to be hyphenated.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Which?

Random Questions About You:

Spell your name without vowels:Dyln.
What color do you wear most?: Black lor.
Least favorite color?: Neon.
What are you listening to?: One Day as a Lion-One Day as a Lion (guess the album. Its One Day as a Lion.)
Are you happy with your life right now?:No.
What is your favorite class in school?: school?
Are you outgoing?: No, but I'm going out.
Favorite pair of shoes?: Only have one pair of non-school.
Where do you wish you were right now?: Concerrrrrrrt.

THE CANS:
Can you dance?:A can-can?
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?:A what?
Can you whistle?:Yes.
Write with both hands?:Yeah. Thanks to training involving raw flesh on the knuckles.
Walk with your toes curled?:Yes.

THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?:No.
Do you believe in miracles?:No.
Do you believe in magic?:Nah.
Do you believe love at first sight?:At times.
Do you believe in Satan?:Yes, he is in us all. Its called desire.
Do you believe in Santa?:No.
Do you know how to swim?:Decide.
Do you like roller coasters?:Meh.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?:Better than veggies.

HAVE YOU EVER
Been to jail:Visting.
Laughed so hard you cried:No.
Cried in school:P2.
Thrown up in a store:Pubs count?
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today:Doubtful.
Gone skinny dipping:Nope.

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?:Oh nononono.YES.
Have you ever asked someone out?:Yeah.
Have you ever been asked out by someone?:Hmmm, but at the time dating lah.
Have you ever been to the ocean?:No. The sea only.
Have you ever painted your nails?:Yes. Not I do one.

THE WHATS:
What is the temperature outside?:Room temperature 8)
What radio station do you listen to?:Radio is too sucky.
What was the last restaurant you ate at?:Mac. Yesterday at 4.
What was the last thing you bought?:Thats a secret.
What was the last thing on TV you watched?:My dad was watching something on NatGeo then he call me see?

THE WHOS:
Who was the last person you IM'd?:Someone I know from the interwebs.
Who was the last person you took a picture of?:Most likely myself =D
Who was the last person you said I love you to?:My bolster. Seriously. Its the closest to a girlfriend I have. And we do it every night =)

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?Can't
Ever cried yourself to sleep?Can't
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?:Cunt.
Ever cried over the opposite sex?:Can't
Do you cry when you get an injury?:Can't
Do certain songs make you cry?:Can't.

HAPPY SECTION.
Are you a happy person?:No.
What can make you happy?:very little.
Do you wish you were happier?:Marginally.
Can music make you happy?:Depends.

LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken?:Quite a few.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?:Ehhhhh doubt it.

LOOK AT ME.
What is your current hair color?:Brownish. Now like very obvious leh... 6 months leh.
Current piercings?:2.
Have any tattoos?:No,no. Must wait for myself to stop growing, otherwise when grow then it stretch.
Eye color?:Depends. On whether my specs are clean.

IN A GIRL:
Favorite eye color:Green =)
Short or long hair:too long not nice.
Height:I apparently don't care.
Best clothing:Haha... none can?

THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke:Coke.
McDonald's or Burger King:Macca's
Single or Group Dates:I tend towards single.
Chocolate or Vanilla:My skin tone is somewhere between. So a mix =)
Strawberries or Blueberries:Neither.
Meat or Veggies:MEAT
TV or Movie:Movie.
Guitar or Drums?:Drums.
Adidas or Nike:Nike. Just do it lah.
Chinese or Mexican:Hmm... I hate China, but Mexico got swine flu... Neither.
Cheerios or Corn Flakes:Porn flakes.
Cake or Pie:Meh.
MTV or VH1: Both suck.

And seriously... Addicted to the show Metalocalypse. Brooootal.

2009-06-05T14:33:00.000-07:00

RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you/comments and asks!
(So people reading this, if you want an explanation.. comment.)

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens.

--

Asked someone to marry you? Innocence.
Kissed one of your Facebook friends? Innocent.
Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent
Ever told a lie?Guilty
Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back? The Fifth.
Ever kissed someone of the same sex?Innocent.
Kissed a picture? Innocent
Slept in until 5 PM?Guilty
Fallen asleep at work/school?Guilty
Held a snake?Guilt
Been suspended from school?Innocent.
Worked at a fast food restaurant?Guilty.
Stolen from a store?Innocent
Been fired from a job?Innocent
Done something you regret?Guilty
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?Innocent.Always mouth.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue?Guilty
Kissed in the rain?Innocent
Sat on a roof top?Guilty
Kissed someone you shouldn't?Dunno
Sang in the shower?Guilty
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?Guilty
Shaved your head?Innocent =/
Slept naked?Innocent
Had a boxing membership?Innocent
Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?Guilty.But ex leh...
Been in a band?Innocent
Shot a gun?Guilty
Donated Blood?Innocent
Eaten alligator meat?Innocent
Eaten cheesecake?Guilty
Still love someone you shouldn't?Guilty
Have/had a tattoo?IIIInnocent.
Liked someone, but will never tell who?Guilty
Been too honest?Guilty
Ruined a surprise?Innocent.
Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you cant walk afterwards?Guilty
Erased someone in your friends list?Innocent
Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?INNOCENT I SWEAR.
Joined a pageant?Innocent
Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?Lol Innocent.
Had communication w/ your ex?Guilty
DATING Someone?Innocent
Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?Guilt
A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?No

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?No.

Movie thing. Over 85 means I have no life. I probably have a deprived life, though.

Teen/ Romance:
() The Cinderella Story
( ) Another Cinderella Story
() Step Up
() Step Up 2
() High School Musical
() High School Musical 2
() High School Musical 3
( ) Hannah Montana Movie
( ) Enchanted
( ) Sydney White

Total: 0(see?)

() She's the Man
( ) License to Wed
() The Break-up
(x) 13 going on 30
() 27 Dresses
(x) P.S I Love You
( ) Made of Honour
() What Happens in Vegas
(x) Get Smart
( ) The Princess Brides

Total: 3

() Camp Rock
( ) Wild Child
( ) Ella Enchanted
() The Princess Diaries
() The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
( x) 50 First Dates
() The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Hotel For Dogs
( ) Just Married
( ) Freaky Friday

Total:4

(x) The Hot Chick
( ) Sleepover
( ) Confessions Of a Shopaholic
() Twilight
( ) Nancy Drew
() The Devil Wears Prada
( ) No Reservations
( ) Perfect Man
( ) Australia
( ) Never Been Kissed

Total: 5

Comedy/Humour:
() Yes Man
() Bedtime Stories
() The Pink Panther
( ) The Pink Panther 2
() Marley & Me
( ) Cheetah Girls
( ) Cheetah Girls 2
( ) Bratz
( ) Haunted Mansion
( ) Mall Cop

Total: 4

(x) The 40-year-old virgin
( ) Night in the Museum
( x) Night in the Museum 2
(x) Evan Almighty
(x) Bruce Almighty
( x) White Chicks
( ) Neverending Story
() Meet the Spartans
( ) Meet the Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers

Total: 9

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
() Scary Movie
() Scary Movie 2
() Scary Movie 3
() Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Pie Band Camp

Total: 12

Adventures:
(x) Harry Potter 1: The Sorcerer’s Stone
(x) Harry Potter 2: The Secret Chamber
(x) Harry Potter 3: Prisoner of Azkaban
(x) Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire
(x) Harry Potter 5: Order of Phoenix
(x) Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: Return Of the King
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
() Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian

Total: 21

( x Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
(x) Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
() The Mummy
(x) The Mummy 2
() The Mummy 3
(x) Journey to the Centre of Earth
( ) City of Ember
( ) Finding Neverland

Total: 27

(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End
(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
(x) X-3[And I study under WOVLERINE\
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Spider Man 3
( ) King Kong

Total: 36

() Hellboy
(x)Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x)Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Underdog
() A Series Of Unfortunate Events
() Batman: The Dark Knight

Total: 42

Action/ Thriller
() The Matrix
() The Matrix Reloaded
() The Matrix Revolutions
() Terminator
() Terminator 2
() Terminator 3
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Ocean’s Thirteen
(x) Casino Royale 007

Total: 46

() Bourne Identity
() Bourne Supremacy
() Underworld
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) Death Note
( ) Death Note 2
( ) Death Note 3: L Change the world
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) I, Robot

Total: 47

(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
(x) Rush Hour 3
( ) Mission Impossible 1
( ) Mission Impossible 2
(x) Mission Impossible 3
(x) I Am Legend
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) Signs

Total: 52

Horror:
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x) Saw III
(x) Saw IV
(x) Saw V
( ) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2[and 10,too.]

Total: 61

( x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Child's Play
(x) Seed of Chucky
(x) Bride of Chucky
( ) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street

Total: 68

( ) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
( ) The Haunted Apartment
(x) Siren
(x) Silent Hill
(x) The Mask
(x) Son Of The Mask
( ) Alone
(x) Omen
(x) House Of Wax

Total: 74

(x) The Eye
(x) The Eye 2
( ) Shutter
( ) When A Stranger Calls
( ) The Fog
( ) The Orphanage
( ) The Skulls
( x) Cruel Intentions[its a porn sia]
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) House of 1000 Corpses

Total: 73

Cartoons:
(x) Lilo & Stitch
( ) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
() Madagascar
() Madagascar 2
(x) Kung Fu Panda
() Bolt
(x) Wall-E
(x) Monsters Inc
( ) Shark Tale

Total: 77

(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
( ) Shrek 3
(x) Finding Nemo
(x) ET
(x) Cars
(x) Ratatouille
(x) Toy Story
(x) Toy Story 2
(x) The Incredibles

Total: 76

Inspirational:
() Little Miss Sunshine
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Last Dance
(x) To Kill A Mockingbird
( ) Conrack
( ) Midnight Sun
( ) Little Black Book
( ) Hotel Rwanda

Total: 78

Classics:
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Titanic
( ) Romeo & Juliet
( ) Frankenstein
(x) A Midsummer Night's Dream

Total :80

Siao...

2009-06-05T07:01:00.000-07:00

Hendrix Emerson Lake Palmer [space] Morello Erlandsson [space] Olzone Ulrich Turilli

Haiz, that took five mintues.

Wednesday woke up early again. CNB and HSA want check about cocaine. Clever, got no evidence against me, so use me check buyers. I sabo two or three super guailan one only. Don't worry. Those two are the fuckers who everytime call me after I tell them no more.

Then go Great World wait for SianFeng and his friend watch finish movie. NC16 de, then I must wait a looong time. But hey, had a very good coffee paid by SF. Then he drive me go werk. Until like 2. Then go club. I sit there sian sian watch people dance and drink abit whiskey (diluted -.-) then about 4 go home. Laosai 3 times with very little sleep until 7. Then laosai one time sleep till nine. Go to NCC.

Armsdrill test ok uh. 4 things only, no kick. But got one rusok my hand stuck inside the front side tip o.0 nevermind, passed. Then ah go archery. So the whole 48 hours I sleep 2 hours only. Then slept 12-3 today. Go Dexter house buy beers for Monday. Then go TM find some kid called Eric. Its always satisfying to beat up a kid who reported you to CNB and therefore wasted 7 hours of your life. Then go between TM and CS, met a guy called Hendrix. Yeah. He give me a marlboro gold.

No kick, but I love it, cause its a free marlboro.

Me and my bag of contraband.

2009-06-01T00:38:00.000-07:00

Haiyo... Wake up at 7 go down AngMoKio. Stupid right? My house behind got one HQ must go AMK HQ... Aiyah anyway Bedok HQ dunnid interrogate lah, all also they know liao...

Then wait a while only 8 they call me go in. This guy wah like so cheerful "hello I am sergeant Lau!" I at there stare stare wtf. Ask me stupid questions... Where my territory... I say dunhave cause I no gang, his partner take newspaper whack me. Stupid. Then ask about my brother, I say I seldom talk to him, partner whack me again...

Then about eleven like that... They bth call one guy from Bedok side come down talk to me... WTF might as well from the start at Bedok right? Then we talk until damn close lor, cause is SS Tham! He damn good lah that time spon us nicopatches HAHA. Then yeah we had a nice calm discussion about the assholes on Friday, then he give dunno what order go find them also.

By that time was like 2... But the letter say at 3, so Tham bring go eat, then we talk about Anghortiap. Agreement:dua dua liap =)

2009-05-31T08:52:00.000-07:00

Check the bands you've HEARD OF. Not just the ones you like.

Be honest people! If you really have never heard of them. Don't mark it. it just makes you look fake.

ALTERNATIVE:
[x] Breaking Benjamin
[x] Paramore
[x] Panic! At The Disco
[x] Linkin Park
[x] The Academy Is...
[x] Coldplay
[x] Three Days Grace
[x] Yellowcard
[x]30 Seconds to Mars
[ ] Chevelle

TOTAL SO FAR = 9

COUNTRY:
[x] Rascal Flatts
[x] Carrie Underwood
[ ] LeAnn Rimes
[ ] Garth Brooks
[x] Dixie Chicks
[ ] Kenny Chesney
[ ]Tim McGraw
[x] Faith Hill
[x] Shania Twain
[x] Johnny Cash (Very old and very good)

TOTAL SO FAR = 15

EMO:
[ ] Hawthorne Heights
[ ] Chiodos
[ ] Forgive Durden
[ ] Amber Pacific
[x] The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
[ ] From First to Last
[x] Senses Fail
[x] Underoath
[ ] Something Corporate
[ ] Hit The Lights
[ ] Dear Whoever

TOTAL SO FAR = 18

INDIE:
[ ] The Hush Sound
[ ] Eisley
[x] Death Cab for Cutie
[x] Dashboard Confessional
[x] The Killers
[x] Yeah Yeah Yeahs
[ ] Hot Hot Heat
[x] Gym Class Heroes
[x] Franz Ferdinand
[ ] Modest Mouse

TOTAL SO FAR = 24

METAL:
[x] Slipknot
[x] System of a Down
[x] Disturbed
[x] Metallica
[x] Guns n' Roses
[x] Lamb of God
[x] Slayer
[x] Hatebreed
[x] Killswitch Engage
XD

TOTAL SO FAR = 33

POP:
[ ] Teddy Geiger
[x] Ashlee Simpson
[x] Kelly Clarkson
[x] Jesse McCartney (my fiancee leh)
[x] Avril Lavigne
[x] Pink
[x] The Veronicas
[x] Daniel Powter
[x] James Blunt
[x] Natasha Bedingfield
[ ] Ryan Cabrara

TOTAL SO FAR = 42

POWERPOP/PUNK:
[x] Hellogoodbye
[x] Cute is What We Aim for
[ ] Cartel
[x] The Click Five
[x] Fall Out Boy
[x] Rage Against the Machine
[x] Good Charlotte
[x] Bowling for Soup
[x] Relient K
[x] Anti - Flag
[x] Simple Plan

[x]Rise Against

TOTAL SO FAR= 53

RAP:
[x] Ying Yang Twins
[x] T.I.
[x] Eminem
[x] 2pac
[] Jamie Foxx
[] Ludacris
[x] Lil' Jon
[x] Outkast
[x] 50 Cent
[x] Kanye West
[x] Notorious B.I.G
[x] Young Jeezy

TOTAL SO FAR = 63

SKA:
[ ] reel big fish
[ ] The Specials
[ ] MAD Caddies
[ ] Rancid
[x] The Aquabats
[x] Sublime
[x] No Doubt
[ ] Madness
[x] Operation Ivy
[x] Bob Marley(Reggae lor)

TOTAL SO FAR= 68

ROCK:
[x] Taking Back Sunday
[x] All American Rejects
[] Motion City Soundtrack
[x] Avenged Sevenfold
[] Angels and Airwaves
[x] Evanescence
[x] My Chemical Romance
[ ] Drowning Pool
[x] Green Day
[x] Blink 182
[ ] Madina Lake

TOTAL SO FAR = 75

CLASSIC ROCK:
[x] The Beatles
[x] Led Zeppelin(Stupid)
[x] The Rolling Stones
[x ] The Cure
[x] The Who
[x] Pink Floyd
[x] Jimi Hendrix(marijuana addict)
[x] Queen
[x] Van Halen
[x] Poison
[x] ACDC

TOTAL = 86

multiply your answer by 144 (12'384)
and then divide it by 100
=123.84%
then repost with: I am123.84% obsessed with music. Superman sia.

2009-05-31T08:40:00.000-07:00

Wah. Confirm ah I super addict to cocaine lor. Can snort can smoke. Then Taiwan say Red Bull inside got cocaine, so I even drink it... Wah.

Anyway today put clicker on my bow. But very song, so I put arrow only it move, then no consistent. Then also very in, so I must turn until siao then can click, click also soft. So coach take the riser, he redo for me.

Then walk home from Bedok Int... at Swimming Complex Devon GLK shout my name. Why you think we call him guailankia? Then I funny (say myself) go inside pay fifty cents then stay a while only go out. He do the frontcrawl very slow sia... I show him I do backkick also faster XD. Swimming programme I will disiao you all.

2009-05-30T06:47:00.000-07:00

My head's stopped spinning, no more sudden flashes of neon followed by non-existant figures interrupting my vision... I guess effects have worn off. Shame. Here's a quiz.

What is your favourite thing in this room? Erm... Got a can of Tiger in the drawer next to me? Got a coupl'a grams of coke... My gaming cd case...
What is your least favourite thing in this room? Study books... So called "bed"
What is the nearest picture of? China-purchased (therefore pirated) paper cutting with my name on it. Not sure, I'm not good enough to read it.
What is the nearest sentence to you? Alcohol swab instructions?
What colour is the wall in front of you? White.
What colour is the floor beneath you? White. Blame porn.
Is the room messy or tidy? Messy.
Are there any cups and plates in this room? No.
Do you have a printer or a scanner? Yeah, but the cable too short to reach the computer.
Do you stick post-it notes everywhere?No.
Are there any decorations in this room? If so, what? Not much.
Are you sitting next to a window? Yes.
What is the first movement you notice when you around? My fingers on the keyboard?
Does your chair spin around? Yes.
What colour is your chair? Negation of color.
Is it comfy? Only when I qiaojiao on the table.
Name one blue item near you: Stolen pen
What is on the front of the top you are wearing? Top? Oh, two nipples a ribcage and MUSCLES.
Have any scratches or cuts? Yes. Arm, leg and Dexterchin. Leg from climbing window, chin from bowstring.
Do you own any pets? If so, what? Turtle.
What are your pets names? Not sure. Either Teva or Uno. The other one tiao lou.
Where are they at the moment? Ask YunJia lor =D
What did you have for breakfast this morning? Don't eat breakfast. Had some Ruffles though.
What are you eating now? I'm not.
What Are you drinking now? Season's Ice Lemon Tea.
What is your favourite kind of sweet? Fluoride.
Favourite drink? Its kind of a toss-up between vodkabull and whiskeybull.
Favourite colour? Negation of colors.
Favourite film? I like it developed. Erm, Monty Python?
Favourite animal? Black Adders.
Best name for a Goldfish? JingYu. Yeah.
Games consoles? Computer? I'm sure I have an NES somewhere, kor used to have a PS2.
Do you think you are confident? No.
What is your most unique talent? Sarcasm on demand.
What was the last thing you purchased? Lunch.
How much did it cost? $40 bucks.
Do you have a piggy bank? No porku at all.
What is the loudest thing you can hear now? Hellion - Children of Bodom.
What is the quietest thing you can hear? The bass in the song. Hardly exists.
Is there music playing? Oh no.
Is anybody else in the room as you are filling in this survey? Mom's watching TV.
Hobbies? Nah.
What colour is your hair? Its still brownish at the tips. WTF?
What colour are your eyes? Brown.
Do you wear glasses? Yeah.
Are you short-sighted ? In more ways than one.

Who is the most important person to you at the moment? I'm investing myself in myself.
What is your favourite smell? Definetely not my own.
Why do you feel the way you do? Sad what.
How do you feel? Sad lor.
What do you want from life? Stop causing trouble for me. Something always has to go wrong one.
Who can you see yourself with in 15 years time? Honestly? No one.
Who was the last person to call you? Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr dunno his name.
Why did they call you? Buy something.
Who was the last person to text you? Very long ago liao.
What was the text? It escapes memory.
Why did they send it to you? Dunno.
Are you excited for something? Not particularly.
What did you do for New Years Eve? I believe I was in Canada.
Who were you with? Much of the family.
Did you get drunk? Nah.
List 5 people who you never want to lose. Everybody. You think I can stand it?
List 5 people you think about everyday. Toughie. I don't like thinking about being lonesome.
List the members of your family. Dad, Mom, Sister, Brother in law, Brother, Sister in law, Sister. Then you have the bloodbrothers, but we can ignore them.
What relation are each of them to you? Distant distant distant.
Who is your best friend? Shan lor. There are no lies between us *stare*
How you like your eggs in the morning? Unfertilised.
Who was the last person you hugged? Long ago liao.
Who was the last peron you kissed? Looooooooooooooooooong ago liao.
Do you like them? Yes.
How many friends do you have on Myspace? None
Who is your top friend? Nobody.
Who did you last want to see so badly you couldn't think straight? Dunno.
Do you have any siblings? Yes.
What are their names? Adora, Neville, Jillene.
How old are they? 31, 25, 24.
Who do you get on with the most? No bah deh
Who do you argue with the most? Jillene.
Who steals your clothes the most? I'm too thin for that.
Whose clothes do you steal the most? I'm too thin for that.
Do you love them? Not particularly.
If so, why? Meh.
If not, why not? We don't get along.
If you could swap any member of your family, who would it be? What?
Who would you swap them for? Dunno.
Why? Dunno.

What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr... I try to forget it.
What was the name of your first crush? As above.
What was the name of your first doll/teddy bear? Not sure. My pillow doesn't have a name I can remember.
What was the name of the first book you read on your own? Probably something by Enid Blyton.
What was your first automobile? BATMOBILE!
What was the rent on the first place you moved to? Its free to stay at a friend's place.
How old were you the first time you got drunk? Probably p5.
Who did you have your first real kiss with? Refer to first question. Same person, by the way.
What was the first record/tape/cd that you bought? Green Day's American Idiot. Horrible. 21st Century Breakdown probably better.
What did you do on your first date? Most likely clubbing. Not sure.
What was the first thing you bought online? Premium membership for some game.
What was the first thing you thought when you woke up today? Its not even 8... (It was 9)
What was your first halloween costume that you can remember? The pope.
What was the first illegal thing you ever did? Stealing, then smoking, then drinking and drugs.
How old were you when you had your first heartbreak? 12?
How old were you when you had your first job? What was it? 10 I think. Drug runner.
When was the first time you saw the opposite sex naked? Porno XD
What was the first concert you went to? Kraftwerk. Its some electricprog band I guess.

When's the last time you ran? Presumably Thursday.
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? No.
What are you dreading right now? The Nag. The inevitable one concerning my results. Once a Harvard graduate has had time to stare at it and explain the concept of L1R5 to my parents.
Do you celebrate 420? What?
Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? Doubtful.
If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? No one does that.
Who last grabbed your ass? Presumably Sherman. Dejavu answer.
Have you ever been on your school's track team? No. My dad has.
Do you own a pair of Converse? No. Ked's.
Did you copy and paste this survey? Yeah.
Do you eat raw cookie dough? No.
Have you ever kicked a vending machine? No.
Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over? Those aren't good songs anyway.
Do you watch Trading Spaces? Once.
How do you eat oreos? Twist lick eat.
Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone? Yes.
Are you cocky? Sure.
Could you live without a computer? No.
Do you wear your shoes in the house? No.
Who or what sleeps with you? Bolster, assortment of couch pillows.
At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real? 4-ish
How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house? About 10
What do you do when you're sad? Bitch.
Who would you call first if you won the lottery? Defo not mata.
Last time you saw your best friend? Dunno.
Are you in high school? Zhongxue. So middle.
What jewelry are you wearing? Ear studs. Well, one earring and a Yakult straw.
Is anyone on your bad side now? And backside.
What's the first thing you do when you get online? Check who's online.
Do you watch Grey's Anatomy? No.
How do most people spell your name? dillon usually.
Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes? If its pink, sure.
Where do you work? Block 85.
What are you doing tomorrow? Probably archery.
Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson? Dunno.
Favorite name for a girl? I'm apathetic to names.
Favorite name for a boy? DENNIS \m/
Will you keep your last name when you get married? I plan on having it changed way before that time.
When was the last time you left your house? This morning.
Do you return your cart? What?
Do you have a dishwasher? No. Well, does the maid count?
What noise do you hear? Jillian by Within Temptation.
Would you survive in prison? Apparently not.
Who is the youngest in your family? I am. Or the babies are. You choose.
If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likey overpack? Doubt they would pack effectively, let alone overpack.
Do you know anyone with the same name as you? All famousa.
What's the last thing you purchased? Lunch.
Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you? No. Well, once. And presents.
What brand are your pants right now? Underwear w/o brand.
Ever been to Georgia (the state)? No. And not the country either.
What irritates you most on the internet? Trolls, really bad ads.
What brand is your digital camera? Its a Nikon digital SLR. Cause I couldn't decide which side was better.
Do you watch movies with your parents? Sure. Liddat free mah
What song best describes your life right now? Songs I listen to. All sad sad underneath. Either breakup, kill yourself or kill other people. Fun right.
Do you own expensive perfume/cologne? No. My 75ml bottle cost <$3
Are you taking college classes right now? No.
Do you like sushi? Not bad.
Do you get your hair cut every month? No. But just cut ba(o) today.
Do you go online everyday? If possible.
Will you pass this survey on to 5 people? No.

My ex... depending on which, I either love or totally broke my heart.
Maybe I should... overdose on sleeping pills.
I love... quizzes that make me think about loneliness.
People would say that i'm... crazy, usually.
I don't understand... Chinese.
When I wake up in the morning... I'm a real bastard.
I lost... my emotions at one point, my tears currently.
Life is full of... unfortunate turns for me
My past is... filled with bullshit
I get annoyed when... people are stupid.
Parties are... for getting drunk
I wish... is a song by Infected Mushroom. Trippy at that.
Dogs... Seet.
Cats... Seet.
Tomorrow... is Sunday.
I have low tolerance... for stupidity.
If I had a million dollars... is a song by BareNaked Ladies.
I'm totally terrified... of failure o.o

Favorite day of the week? Probably Thursday.
What are you listening to right now? Believe in Dreams by Flyleaf.
Where are you right now? Home.
What was the last thing you ate? Meesua.
If you were a crayon what color would you be? Facebook says I'm a negation of colors.
How is the weather right now? Very humid.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Said person totally pissed me off.
The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Face lor.
Favorite type of Food? Rice lor.
Do you drink? Yes?
Do you smoke? Currently no. Cause someone haven't give me my packet yet.
Ever get so drunk you dont remember? Yes.
What color are your eyes? Brown lor.
Do you wear contacts? No.
Single? SHUTUP
Favorite Month? August.
Ever cried for no reason? Can't even cry for a reason.
Last Movie you watched? Night at the Museum 2. The people behind me fucking kaobei.
What color is your underwear right now? Very the colorful. Mostly grey.
Are you too shy to ask someone out? Yes. And no. Depends on who lor.
Hugs or Kisses? Hershey's or what?
Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate is for blackies. Vanilla is for whities. I'm like Tan. So Neopolitan.
Do you want your friends to respond to this survey? No.
Who is most likely to respond? Whoever actually cares enough to read.
Who is least likely to respond? Nobody does.
What books are you reading? World War Z(ombie), history books if I'm really bored.
Piercings? None. =O Okay, thats a lie. 2.
Fav. Movie? What's that? I liked Austin Powers lor.
Fav. baseball team? Yankees!
Any pets? Said before.
AIM or Yahoo? Neither.
Butter, Plain or salted popcorn? Sweet de.
Dogs or cats? I hate Seet.
Fav. flower? Rafflesia. Not because of the smell or anything.
Have you ever fired a gun? Yeah.
Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car? No.
Right handed or left handed? Ambidexter-ous.
How many pillows do you sleep with? Depends on the couch. Standard one.
Are you missing someone? Yes.
What is the sexiest thing to do? I'll get back to you when I decide.

What is your name? Dylan.
What is your zodiac sign? Leo or pig. Choose.
What kind of music do you enjoy listening to? Magnetic de. Metals.
Do you like sports (watch or play)? Watch.
What is your relationship status? Empty.
Do you have any children? Not that I know.
What things can make or break a relationship? The other person.
What are 2 of your favorite foods? Heymee. And a second bowl of it.
Do you have any pets? Yes.
Any tattoos or piercings? I wish, yes.
Do you have siblings? Yes.
How is your relationship with your parents? Not great.
What is your occupation? Student bah. Parttime kopikia.
What is your ideal job? Writer?
What was your best subject in school? I think maths or geog.
Your worst subject in school? Chinese.
What is something you like to do in your downtime? Downtime?
What is your favorite season? Autumn
What is your least favorite house chore? I don't any.
What time do you usually go to bed? Midnight.
Do you wear glasses or contacts? Glasses
Do you miss anyone at the moment? Yes.
Last time you took a bubble bath? I doubt I have.
What is one thing you want to accomplish this year? Girlfriend =O
What is your favorite holiday? National Day!
Do you have any allergies? No.
Do you enjoy thunderstorms? Occasionally.
Have you/do you plan to vote this year? Unless a Communist party comes up, no.
What cell phone provider do you use? Singtel.
Do you speak any languages besides english? Yes.
What is a smell that you love? Not my own.
What is the last vacation you went on? Canada.
Have you ever been horseback riding? No.
Have you ever gambled at a casino? Underage.
What is the last thing you ate and drank? Meesua, Season's ice lemon tea.
What time do you wake up in the morning? Average 7.
Do you have any quotes that you really like? Nah.
What is the last song you listened to? Now The Saints are Coming by Green Day and U2.
What radio stations do you listen to? I don't
Do you sleep with your closet Door open or closed, or does it matter? No door to the "room". To be fair everyone else closes, so consider as closed.
Do you prefer to sleep with any light in the room, or in total darkness? I prefer total darkness.
If you are having a hard time getting to sleep, What is something you do to help you fall asleep? Breathing exercise. I try to kill myself by holding my breath.
What is the weather like right now where you are? There isn't any.
Do you close the door when you use the bathroom or shower when you're home alone? Yes.
Next vacation you plan to go on? No where, really.
Do you have any nicknames? Yes.
Are you watching tv right now? No.
When is the last time you cried? Last year when I was drunk.
Have you ever been in love? Apparently.
Have you gotten so drunk that you Dont remember what happened the next day? I think so?
Do you always wear your seatbelt? No.
What do you like to order at Ihop? What?
What was your last injury and how did it happen? Face kinda scarred by bowstring. Leg always fucked up while doing "sports"
If you could have one superhero ability, What would it be? Mind manipulation.
What is the last movie you saw in the theater? Night at the Museum 2
Do you believe that you have haters and that people talk about you behind your back? Yes.
What are 2 fruits that you really like? Grapes and apples.
What is the first tv show theme song that you can think of? Blackadder
How do you feel about your family? Meh. They don't really care so I don't either.
What is your favorite salad dressing? Thousand Island?
Do you call anyone by their last name? Yes.
Have you ever walked into the bathroom for the opposite sex by accident (or on purpose)? Doubtful.
Do you smoke, drink or use any kind of drugs? Yes, yes, yes.
Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes.
If you could go back in time and change anything from your past, would you do so? Yes.
Do you hate anyone? Its likely.
Are you angry with anyone at the moment? Yes. The world.
Is there something else you should be doing right now? No.
Who is the next person you are going to see? Dunno.
Who is the next person you are going to email? Nobody. Don't email.

Love-failure
Hate-natural
Ugly-yuck
Pretty-chiobu
Hot-sun
Hungry-missing
Hospital-fracture
Grass-glass
Beef-hinduism
Chicken-prostitute
Apple-pineapple
Glass-grass #O
Fire-lighter
Smoke-marlboro
Friends-meh

What is your name? Dylan
How old are you? Sec2
When is your birthday? August 10.
How tall are you? Not very. 160?
How much do you weigh? Less than 40 kg.
Describe your hair color. Brown at the tips, black most of the rest.
Your eye color... is brownish.
What age did you stop believing in Santa Claus? 4 or so.
Did you ever get money from the tooth fairy? Yes, but its my parents.
What was your social status in middle school? Middle?
Now what is your social status? Middle? Same as middle school what. Zhongxue...
What is your favorite pass time? Internet.
Are you vegetarian? Fuck no.
What are your religious views? I support the EGO.
Political views? Communism with a touch of anarchy.
Are you racist? Verily.
Slightest bit prejudice? Against who? China people, Indians, Muslims, Christians, old people, toddlers, gays, ugly people, fat people, and everyone in between.
Are you gay/bi/lesbian? Not that I know.
Are you homophobic? Nah. I just hate gays. Lesbians are fine.
What are you normally stereotyped as? Racist? Crazy bah.
Your friends go to you when... they're confused by something. So most of the time.
Do you have dreams? Yes.
Have you ever written a full book? No. I got a page or two in and got lazy.
What is your favorite lyric? Now? Old Chinese songs.
Favorite band? Kamelot is the most played. I still like old NightWish a lot...
Last band you saw live? DragonForce.
What is your favorite game show? Wo cai lor.
Are you more scared of Eagle Rays, monkies, or polar bears? Phoenix (how to plural?) are scary.
Have you ever been made fun of for something? What? I dunno.
What was the hardest thing in your life so far to overcome? The last 14 years.
If you were a color what would you be? Dunno.
Are you a fast or slow typer? Faster than HanLi correct liao.
What is your shoe size? 10 1/2
Have you ever fallen for your bff? No.
Are teen magazines the equivalent of gospel? No.
What is your most viewed website? Dunno.
Do you hate anyone? Yes.
Does anyone hate you? Probably.
Have you ever felt alone? Now.
Have you ever had braces? No.
Do you like to get drunk? Yes. Snow the slide slide thing.
Do you know what a tobaggon is? Yes.
What are your nicknames? Numerous.
Do you like the color black more than most colors? Yes.
Best color combination? Black/red. Black/pink.
Your thoughts on our president........? He's a nigger!
If you were US president what would you do first? Establish a commonwealth. Then remove the government including myself.

2009-05-30T00:34:00.000-07:00

Snorting cocaine rocks. No post today. If there is, don't take it seriously. Cause I also have some hallucinigenic mushrooms. So my high will have hallucinate de.

2009-05-29T08:31:00.000-07:00

Nobody likes you...
Everyone left you...
They're all out without you, having fun...

Sian. Today shoot at ZhengHua 20m under14 competition. I lane vs this super pro that shoot for 4 plus years. His arrow all fly yellow sia knn. Then only top 8 go next round, number 7 608/720. Number 8 605/720. I 10, 603/720, smallboy 11, one less than me. Kaobei leh, the fucker score less a bit I go in liao.Then that super pro first.

Our under 16's got go next round, then kena knockout. Lagi kaobei.

2009-05-28T09:05:00.000-07:00

Hmm... Yesterday last period we disiao Myron... He scream, Martin scream, and I make fun. And then I go down do punish. Help the Miss Chong (?) do report book... Then cause I so guai do my punish I see mine. Tsk, she say drop. Aiyah nevermind ah. English B4, which I think one of the top? Not sure. Then Chinese F9 lor. 39.3 leh siogan. L1R5 16, but L1R4 11. Jason say quite good lor.

Then today MR. Hafiz (he not my father) check class Myron dunno what flashback ah. Maybe he just want sabo us. Dunno, duncare. Anyway yeah. The go lim milopeng with Miss Peng =D. Then actually got water rocket, but I put my report book experience to use to help her do 1E3 de. CIP hours +1. I think max liao sial... Do so much com work for school... Then go back late. I go up nice nice about time to launch.

Launch le give Sherman bday bash tiogan from cher. Aiyah stay back a while only. Then Sherman kena go also XD. Then kena caught trying to pon his robotics somemore. HAHA. Erm... Then yeah, the rest all quite standard bah.

2009-05-25T03:32:00.000-07:00

Today I received a glint of hope for happiness. Got a teacher shorter than me! Yeah he relief for that Korean English cher. I keep go ask for toilet lor. Just want to show myself I'm finally taller. Lol. DT my personal slacking subject, the bridge we do like shit, just take the 5kg then break. Then I kope the 5kg go exercise.

Then erm... Nevermind, forget the lessons. But Kenny blur ah, forget our period when. Just keep disiao lor. Eh, yesterday the results come out. My team silver! But is my fault leh... I pull bow then my arm kiak then I false release so end up miss. Walao. If hit at least 5 win liao leh... Don't say my teammates lor, they 1 and 2 I 28 leh. Not even top half. Knn.

2009-05-23T02:30:00.000-07:00

Wa sia lah... My arms are made of lead. Yesterday the PT do mini-Challenge Quest... Then one minute chiong seet up and push up, up to 50. I do 40 (NAPFA do 50?) and 47. Then Pull up OTOT to 12. I do 12 then stop. Then run. That one slack, so very lan.

Then today shooting competition. But wait, its 30m! So I fuck up like siao, 720 only get 490. But I got 2x, 2 10, 9 and 4. So my score for that round quite good. But 18 better. 360 get 310 leh...

2009-05-21T06:50:00.000-07:00

Heh. Just now... erm... class get results all that... I mostly never remember. Only Myron the maths 33/100. My papers 41, 42. So one paper already higher than him. Then Justin wah seh, 96 sial. I blame calculator lah, slower than brain. And Chinese. LC all tikam still can 10/20. Pro right. Then HanLi walao copy then get 16. Asshole lah.

Then go smoke. Shit sia, really very long never. I suck like last time that power right, my throat burn. Then cough, then wasted that puff. Then next one seh liao. Note to self:Never restart on Marlboro, go light first. Then uh, 28 to Safra there walk to TM (kill time) then buy tickets to Night at Museum 2 (Care for a movie?) for 1630. Then eat. I eat the nahbeh chicken like nuggets so small charge 4 dollars. All go BK to get moneyfucked.

Then the movie, behind the NgeeAnn luan luan laugh I, Dylan, dulan so disiao them laugh. Then go out I trip over WenHao legs spill my popcorn =(. And forgot to finish my hotdog! Still got 1/4! Shit lah.

Then go home, climb stairs level 7 spent time with someone I loved, and miss. Ten minutes like that, take turn smoke (when you start!?) and climb back to our respective house.

2009-05-19T04:53:00.000-07:00

When a great, great friend you've not seen for 2 years, and is going away for another two next April asks you to go pubbing, what do you say? I said sure. Back from juvy, and after his N Level this year going to NS next year.

Anyway, he's a crazy asshole, this AhShan. Call for me vodka on the rocks. Almost never touch till the end lor, let it dilute first =D.

Then came back, sleep a while go hand up my (overdue) DT sketchbook, then go dunno which block smoke. Then I realise its Marlboro Menthol, not Menthol Light. Wa, fun. Then eat at Mac, go SioLi house with Shan to collect something... Got restock for some important things!

2009-05-18T08:10:00.000-07:00

It was the summer of 69's!

I got my first real six-way Bought it at Desker Street Played her till my tongue, it bled It was the summer of 69's

Me and some guys from school
Got together and we got real hard
Jimmy came and Johnny got married
I shoulda known we'd never shoot far
Oh when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenin's down at the drive-in
And that's when I met you

Sittin' on your mama's porch
You told me that you'd try forever
Oh and when you used your hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Back in the summer of 69's

Man we were killin' sperm
We were young and horneh
We needed to unwind
I guess noone can last forever - forever, no

And now the times are changin'
Look at everyone that's come and gone
Sometimes when I play that old six-way
I think about ya wonder what went wrong

Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me I would last forever
Oh the way you held my parts
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Back in the summer of 69's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-18T07:59:00.000-07:00

Yay. Last.fm has registered 5000+ plays. Haiz, last thousand or so mostly sad sad de... How? Here's to the next five thousand. Lets not be sad. Go stoner.

2009-05-17T06:38:00.000-07:00

-.-

Pick 8 random friends . (including yourself for number 4) Why do i have to be number 4...

1. AhShan kor =)
2.Haiz, Dexter Chin lah.
3.HanLi to make him happy/
4.Me.
5.Justin (Rainbow)
6.Rachael Ser force me.
7.Haiya, YunJia lah, make 2 and 6 happy.
8.Seet.

These eight people you just picked are stuck in a house with you for a whole year. There is no leaving the house at all until the year is completely up. If you had to choose a person for every question below, write down which person it would be.

There are four rooms, who would be in each room?

Room 1:AhShan and me =)
Room 2:Dexter and HanLi, cause otherwise very...
Room 3:Justin and Seet
Room 4:Ser and YJ. Yeah, anti-perversion.

If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be?Shan lor. Morning I'm sleeping.
If someone was considered the dad and the mom of the house, who would it be?Shan so old... Yeah.
If you wanted candy really badly and all of the 7 in the house had some, who would you take it from? Dexter. Or Seet.
If there was someone watching you brush you teeth (every) morning who would it be? Seetdog.
There was two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 minutes later they are gone. Who ate them? Me. Or Ser.
Who would hate being in the house the most? Probably me.
Someone took (brand spanking new) pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief? Me. Or Shan.
Someone swept all the dirt under the rug, who was it? Dunno. None of us would've done the work.
If there was arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing? Haha, probably Dexter and his gf =D
Who would be the one missing their boyfriend/girlfriend that wasn’t in the house with them? Shan. Sorry lah.
You walked down stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table: Same, Shan drunk.
A pillow fight broke through, who started it? ME =D
There's a marathon of your favorite tv show, what is it? HEROES.

And who would be watching it with you? Likely everyone else.
Someone made a fort in the laundry room, who was the kid? Hais. Me.
There’s a prankster in the house that put plastic on the two toilets in the house, who are the pranksters? Me.
The music's too loud, who turned it up? Shan. Confirm for you.

There's a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house,
a) Who's the first one to scream?Lol YJ scared of turtle, so its logical...
b) and who is the one to jump into someone's arms? Her again.
c)Who would be the one to kill it? Aiyah kill for what?

Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire? Not me
Someones tanning on the roof who is it? I'm already Tan... So probably Seet.
Who is the tallest in the house? Shan is old.
Who is the shortest in the house? YJ. Then once she spurt, me.
Who is the loudest? Me? No, Rachael.
Who is the clown? Me lor =(
Who is the most respectful? Justin or HanLi =D
Who is the one that always comes up with stupid ideas? Dexter. Cause stupid people like that mah.
Who's in bed first? Dunno.
Who's in bed last? Shan -.-
If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans who would it be? Dunno.
Who is always dancing? In the day, me.
You spilt ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one to slip on it first? Me =D
Who is always playing some form of instrument? Justin bah.
Who would be hiding in their room when everybody else is watching a horror movie? Dexter =)
Who would be constantly clearing everything up and putting them in place? No one
Who would be going around snapping pictures of everything and everyone in funny poses? Dunno. Me? But the camera not mine leh

All of you are going out for a night of FUN. K.
a) Who would decide where to go? Club!
b) Who would drive? No one's liscenced.
c) Who would take the longest to get ready? Rachael or Dexter.
d) Who would rather not go out at all? Seet =p
e) Who would be the first one to finish getting ready? Me lor
f) Who would come back drunk? Me and Shan.
g) Who wouldn't come back at all? Shan if his girlfriend also go.

You guys are planning to take a trip overseas together. Eee.
a) Who would decide where to go? We're a democracy.
b) Who would plan the itinerary? Same.
c) Who would pay? We all call Sherman pay.
d) Who would get lost in a foreign country? Seet and Dexter. Cause stupid mah.
e) Who would get air-sick? Dunno.
f) Who would be excited to sit on the plane? ME!
g) Who would suggest learning a local folk dance and purchasing the local, indigenous tribe's feathered costume? Probably me, putting the blame on some one else.

All of you are staying up really late one night for some unknown reason, when all of a sudden, you guys hear a strange, eerie noise outside the front door.
a) Who would scream? Probably YJ =P
b) Who would cry? None?
c) Who would fantasize and make up all sorts of warped stories explaining the source of the strange sound? No one lah.
d) Who would go to check it out? Force Shan go.

You're all throwing a party on the last day together.
a) Who would plan it? Dunno
b) who would serve everyone drinks with a goofy smile? Me, cause inside got laxavitive. However to spell
c) Who would start the cannonballs into the pool? Me. Cause I asshole.
d) Who would be collecting all the coats and putting them on the coat rack? No one.
e) Who'd be checking out all the hot guys invited? Girls for me.
f) Who'd make the food? Pizza hut guy.
g) Who'd eat all the food? We all lor. Share share.
h) Who'd be the DJ? Me, then all angry me.

Try out these questions from your past school life and stuff. Repost it with "Past, Present and Future Tense. :DD" No lying.... XD If anybody follows up, truth is the best policy...

PAST:
1. What was your primary school? RSS.
2. Who was your P1 form teacher? Mdm Lin. The discipline one.
3. What is your most memorable day in school? P5 camp.
4. How was the canteen food like? It's awesome. And cheap.
5. What were you like then? Siao Paikia =(
6. Who was your P6 primary teacher? Mdm Roziana, form teacher.
7. What cca did you join during your primary school days? Scouts lor.
8. Did you ever get in trouble with the discipline master? Heh. Always.
9. Were you in the best class? Best for Chinese haters, yes.
10. What was your PSLE score? 222 nia. Fucking bastard bus outside the school. One 14 can see 222 10+ times.

PRESENT:
1. What school are you now?TPSS
2. Do you think you have grown? Surely not taller.

3. What do you think of the school? Aiyoh...
4. Who is your current teacher? Miss Tansssssssssssssssssssssssss
5. Which subject are you doing well in? Geog uh
6. Which subject are you failing? Chinese, probably DT also.
7. What is your subject combi? Not yet. Probs History-Geog, Bio-Chem. Then drop Chinese for French =D
8. Are you currently in the best class? For my level, apparently. But obviously not in behaviour also.
9. Ideal score for 'O' level? JC can liao

FUTURE:
1. What JC/POLY do you want to go? Any JC.
2. What course do you wanna take? Lit de.
3. Will you go back to help your juniors? Sure.
4. Will you give anything to your teachers when you go back?No.

5. Last one: Succeed or Fail? Suck-Seet lah!

Once you are tagged.
Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff.
Starting Time:2216
Name:Dylan
Sisters :2
Brothers:1 (or 3, if you want to count those I call kor)
Eye Colour: Brown
Shoe Size:10 1/2
Hair Colour:Brown tips, black roots.
Piercings:2
Height:Short.~160?
Weight:~4o. Maybe less!
What are you wearing right now? Boxers -.-
Where do you live? Tanah Merah, Fengshan.
Favorite number:6
Favorite drink:Green Tea, Ginger Beer, Tiger, Red Bull/
Favorite month:August.
Favourite breakfast:None.

————————-Have You Ever————————-

Broken a bone:No
Been in a police car:Yes, and a police van.
Been on a plane:Yes
Been in a hot tub:Jacuzzi
Swam in the ocean:Yes
Fallen asleep in school :Yes
Cried when someone died:Yes
Fell off your chair:Yes
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call:Yes =(
Saved e-mails:I don't read.
Been cheated on: AFTER A FUCKING WEEK. Yes.

————————-What is————————-

Your room like:A living room
What is right beside you:Bunch of things on my table.
What is the last thing you ate: Fish porridge.

———————-Ever Had————————-

Chicken pox:Yes
Sore throat:Yes
Stitches:Yes
Broken nose:No.

————————-Do You————————–

Believe in love at first sight:Yeah
Like picnics:Sure
Wear contact lenses or glasses:Glasses.

————————–Who—————————

Was the last person you danced with:Erm... Dexter?
Last made you smile:Long ago liao.
Did you last yell at:My parents, I guess.

———-Final Questions————-

What are you listening to right now:Bullet in the Head-Rage Against the Machine
What did you do today:Archery. 308/360 for 18m =)
Hate someone in your family:Haiz. We just don't talk.
Diamond or pearl: Diamond.
Are you the oldest: No,
Indoors or outdoors:Out.

——————Today did you———————-

Talk to someone you like:No reply.
Kiss anyone:No.
Get sick:I feel sick
Sing:Yeah
Miss someone:Yeah
Eat:Only dinner

—————-Last person who——————

You talked to on the phone:Dunno.
Make you cry:Dunno.
Went to the movies with:Parents, sister.
You went to the mall with:Think the Dexter group.

——————Have you——————-

Been to Mexico:Nope.
Been to USA:Transiting flight only.

——————-Random——————–

What books are you reading right now:World War Z.
Best feeling in the world:XiCoke the feeling.
Future kids names:Fabulous Tan, Pakis Tan. Tandas Tan.
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal:No.
What’s under your bed:Nothing.
Favorite sport(s) to watch:Last time Wrestling.
Favorite place:Staircase =P
Who do you really hate?Frog Child.
Do you have a job:No.
What time is it now:2222

With however long it took you to complete this, post as
“my ___ minutes survey"

2009-05-17T05:44:00.000-07:00

ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE: Yeah.
B - BIRTHDAY:10Aug
C - CRUSHING ON:I crushed a piece of paper.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD:GreenTea. Pokka.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO:HuiBoon =/
F - FAVORITE SONG:F*** Your God-Deicide
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS:Worms
H - HOMETOWN:FengShan, Bedok, Singapore.
I - IN LOVE WITH:Haiz.
J - JUGGLE:No.
K - KILLED SOMEONE:In game.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE:Home to Desaru resort.
M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR:Martin.
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS:3
O - ONE WISH:Whatever
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST:My house
R- REASON TO SMILE:Happy lah, feihua.
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD:Listening ChokeChain=3OH!3.Sakongsa!
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP:11 something
U - UNDERWEAR COLOR/PATTERN:Grey skulls =/
V - VEGETABLE(S):No.
W - WORST HABIT:Dunno.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD:One leg.
Y – YOYOS ARE:Toys.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN:Pig, Leo. Choose.

Random Questions About You:
Spell your name without vowels:Dln. Y is a substitute vowel.
What color do you wear most?:Black
Least favorite color?:White
What are you listening to?Gone Away-Offspring
Are you happy with your life right now?No.
What is your favorite class in school?No.
When do you start back at school/college?:Tomorrow.
Are you outgoing?Meh.
Favorite pair of shoes?:Slippers.
Where do you wish you were right now?Somewhere far away.

THE CANS:
Can you dance? Meh.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?What?
Can you whistle?:Yeah.
Write with both hands?:My left hand is more for precision art.
Walk with your toes curled?:Yes.

THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?:No
Do you believe in miracles?:No
Do you believe in magic?:No
Love at first sight?:Now, yes.
Do you believe in Satan?:Yeah
Do you believe in Santa?:No.
Do you know how to swim?: Yes.
Do you like roller coasters?:Yes.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?:More so than veggies

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?:Yes.
Have you ever asked someone out?:Yes.
Have you ever been asked out by someone?:I think.
Have you ever been to the ocean?:Yes.
Have you ever painted your nails?:Long ago.

THE WHATS:
What is the temperature outside?:28 ish?
What radio station do you listen to?:None.
What was the last restaurant you ate at?:Spageddi's? That Bedok Italian place.
What was the last thing you bought?:I kup with them VML.
What was the last thing on TV you watched?:Modern Marvels-Chocolate.

THE WHOS:
Who was the last person you IM'd?:Ser... Not responding/
Who was the last person you took a picture of?:ME!
Who was the last person you said I love you to?:... Forget it.

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?:No.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?:No.
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?:No.
Ever cried over the opposite sex?:Yes.
Do you cry when you get an injury?:Last time.
Do certain songs make you cry?:Pretty close to. Dream Theather =(

HAPPY SECTION.
Are you a happy person?:Sometimes.
What can make you happy?:Dunno.
Do you wish you were happier?:Yes.
Can music make you happy?:No. But it can make me angry, which is better than sad.

LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken?:2 out of 3 girlfriends, many more outside.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?:Nah.

LOOK AT ME.
What is your current hair color?:Metallic brown tips, natural roots.
Current piercings?:2.
Have any tattoos?:Not yet. The swastika I draw on my leg hasn't completely faded, though.
Eye color?:Brown

IN A BOY/GIRL:
Favorite eye color:Me? All also can. Wear the green contact lens best.
Short or long hair:30cm. Go measure, agaration where you know =)
Height:Its too much to ask if I say shorter than me.
Best clothing:Whatever. Don't aunty aunty can liao.

HAVE YOU EVER
Been to jail: Visit visit ah. Twice. Both Juvenile.
Mooned someone:For fuck?
Ran away from home:Yes, and got subsequently kicked out for 2 days. WTF, amirite?
Laughed so hard you cried:No.
Cried in school:Once. P2 they say I must wear specs =D
Thrown up in a store:No.
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today:Yeah.
Gonne skinny dipping:NO!

THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke:Coke don't taste like shit.

McDonald's or Burger King:McD's cheap, but BK is real... Tough.

Single or Group Dates:W/e
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla
Strawberries or Blueberries:Blue
Meat or Veggies:Meat.
TV or Movie:Movie.
Guitar or Drums?Drums
Adidas or Nike:Just did it.
Chinese or Mexican:I am Chinese.
Cheerios or Corn Flakes:Porn Flakes.
Cake or Pie:Pie. Cake is a lie.
MTV or VH1: Both suck.

2009-05-17T05:20:00.000-07:00

Haiz, keep re-doing. HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACHAEL ZHE.

Here's the deal... Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your __% Virgin. Lowest number u have the more you've done! after you are done tag 6 random friends so they can take this quiz!

1. Smoked.[x]
2. Drank alcohol.[x]
3. Cried when someone died.[x]
4. Been drunk.[x]
5. Had sex.[]
6. Been to a concert.[x]
7. gotten/given a handjob.[x]
8. gotten/given a blowjob.[x]
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.[]
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.[x]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%...So fast.

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.[]
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.[]
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.[]
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.[x]
15. Been to prom.[]
16. Cried at school.[]
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.[]
18. Went streaking.[]
19. Given or receieved a lap dance.[]
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.[x]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.[x]
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.[x]
23. Kissed a stranger.[]
24. Hugged a stranger.[]
25. Went scuba diving.[]
26. Driven a car.[x] Short distance lah. At Desaru.
27. Gotten an x-ray.[x]
28. Hit by a car.[]I'm not TonyJaa
29. Had a party.[x]
30. Done serious drugs.[x] =( Some of you know which.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%

31. Played strip poker/darts.[x] Online =P. And like shirt level real life =O
32. Got paid to strip for someone.[]
33. Ran away from home.[x]
34. Broken a bone.[]
35. Eaten sushi.[x]
36. Bought porn.[]
37. Watched porn.[x]
38. Made porn.[]
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.[x] Hitler, Lenin, Alexander the Great...
40. Been in love.[x]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%

41. Made Out.[x]
42. Laughed so hard you cried..[]
43. Cried yourself to sleep..[x] (Tried to lah)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep[]
45. Stabbed yourself.[x]
46. Shot a gun.[x]
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.[]
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.[x]
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.[x]
50. Watched an animal die..[x]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%

51. Watched a person die.[x]
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.[x]
53. Pranked somebody.[x]
54. Put somebody in the hospital.[x] =D
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.[]
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.[x]
57. Dressed punk.[x]
58. Dressed goth.[x](I think so? All black mah)
59. Dressed preppy.[]
60. Been to a motocross race.[]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64%

61. Avoided somebody..[x]
62. Been stalked..[]
63. Stalked someone..[]
64. Met a celebrity.[x] Remember Slyvester from first Singapore Idol?
65. Played an instrument..[x]
66. Ridden a horse..[]
67. Cut yourself.[x]
68. Bungee jumped..[]
69. Ding dong ditched somebody..[x]
70. Been to a wild party[]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59%

71. Got caught stealing something.[x]
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls..[x] Shut up -.-
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.[]
74. Gone out with your friend's crush..[]
75. Got arrested.[x]Something like that.
76. Been pregnant.[]HAHAHA
77. Babysat..[x]
78. Been to another country..[x]
79. Started your house on fire.[]
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.[]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 54%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.[]
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.[]
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.[]Can't cry, remember?
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.[x] 6 months, a week, 6 months. Cool ah?
85. Sat on your butt all day..[]
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.[]
87. Had a job.[x]
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.[]Never even go
89. Been called a whore.[]
90. Danced like a whore[]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 52%

91. Been mistaken for a teacher.[]
92. Been in a car accident.[]
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.[]
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.[]
95. Raped somebody.[]
96. Danced in the rain.[x]
97. Been rejected.[x]
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.[x] Almost
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face[x]
100. Been raped.[]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%

48% virgin? WTF.

2009-05-17T05:18:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Rachael zhe =O

2009-05-17T04:55:00.000-07:00

I'm only 67% metta, Ser.

1.Where did you take your profile pic? Facebook at Bedok Pizza Hut. MSN at block 37, 13 floor I think.
2.What exactly are you wearing right now? Boxers =P
3.What is your current problem? Haiz. Rather not talk =(
4.What makes you happy most? Being out
5.What's the name of the song that you're listening to? Deathmask Divine. By Black Dahlia Murder.
7.Name someone with the same birthday as you? Dunno.
8.Ever sang in front of a large audience? No.
9. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? No.
10.Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows? I blame Kayden =P
11. Do you speak any languages? Yes.
12. Has anyone you've been close with passed away? Yes.
13.Do you ever watch MTV? No
14.What's something that really annoys you? Fake bengs.

Chapter 1:
===============
1.Middle name:When I had Roman Catholic school, Edward.
2.Nickname(s): See info bah.
3.Current location:Home.
4.Eye color:Brown

Chapter 2:
===============

1.Do you live with your parents:Yeah.
2.Do you get along with your parents? Not always
3.Do you have any Siblings?:Yeah.

Chapter 3: Favorites
===============
1. Ice Cream:Papermint.
2. Season:Salt.

3. Shampoo/conditioner:Clear for MEN. Because I'm HUJAN

Chapter 4: Do You..
===============
1.Dance in the shower? Sometimes, must be my phone playing techno.
2.Do you write on your hand? Last time.
3. Call people back:I always answer on time =)
4. Believe in love: =(
5. Any bad habits? So many.
7. Any mental health issues? Yeah. I can't see 6.

Chapter 5: Have You..
===============
1.Broken a bone:Mine? Or someone else's?
2.Sprained stuff: Yes.
3.Had physical therapy:Yes.
4. Gotten stitches:No.
5.Taken painkillers:Morphine. But you know, not officially =O
6. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling:No.
7.Been stung by a bee:No.
8.Thrown up at the dentist:No
9.Sworn in front of your parents:Yes. And point finger somemore.
10. Had detention:Yes.
11.Been called a Player/ Hoe:Like can like that.

Chaper 6: Who/What was the last
===============
1.Movie(s)?Angels and Demons.
2.Three people to text you:Ser, Huiboon, Yuanfan.
3.Person you called:Dexter
4.Person you hugged:-.-
5.Person you tackled?SEET!
6. Person you talked to on Msn?Ser.
7.Thing you touched?Stylus.
8. Thing you ate?Fish porridge, Caicaibeng
9. Thing you drank?Green tea.
10.Thing you said:Singing Kiss Goodbye

2009-05-17T04:47:00.000-07:00

...

Happy Birthday RACHAEL SER.

2009-05-15T14:30:00.000-07:00

Remember I said that was the last? I lied. No big, I lied a lot.

1.AhShan =).[Welcome back, by the way]
2.MuQuan kor
3.[ex]No names. I'll be sad.
4.Dexter satu
5.Dexter dua
6.JiaShun (Find Dexter dua for disc)
7.BenSoon. Really, Bedok siao ah?
8.WeiHern (GayPorn)
9.Aden Neo (According to Facebook, he's gay =P)
10.JustinGanCaiHong
11.Jon Lim
12.Jon Tan
13.Jon Prihanto. Only because he also Jon.
14.JonJon Seet (A dog I made up to disiao SeetCat's neighbors)
15.Tom Ollis
16.Chua[Attitude]Dog
17.SeetCat
18.HanLi
19.Martin Milk
20.YeowWeiLoong
21.[forget surname]RongGuang

*How did you meet 7? School.
*What would you do if you had never met 15? Probably my RS not so high =P
*What would you do if 20 and 1 dated? Not gay, also, they rival gang.
*Have you ever seen 17 cry? Not his fault! Yes.
*Would 4 and 16 make a good couple? Dexter can teach Sherman to lose weight, but otherwise no.
*Do you want to be 13's friend forever? o.O we're hardly friends =D
*Do you think 11 is cute? He could stand to lose weight, buddy.
*What’s 5’s favorite color? Must be black. Anyhow talk de.
*When was the last time you talked to 9 ? In person? Last year.
*What language does 8 speak? English larh. And P6 I copy his Chinese one. So Chinese.
*Who is 13 going out with? Dunno him lah.
*What grade is 16 in? Sec2
*Would you ever date 17? No. If he shave for me, lagi no.
*Where does 18 live? Tampines North, but DOWAN LET ME GO HIS HOUSE =(
*What is the best thing about 4? Music taste. Not bad lah.
*What would you like to tell 14 right now? I'm sorry I made you up.
*What is the best thing about 20? Owe me money.
*Have you ever kissed 2? Like I dare.
*What’s the best memory you have of 5? Go see Unborn, got so freaked his popcorn got erec- eruption.
*When’s the next time you’re going to see 4? Probably next meet up lah!
*How is 7 different from 6? Ben is a better beng.
*Is 2 pretty? Yandao.
*What was your first impression of 15? Fucking no life nerd. Then I overtake his level -.-
*How did you meet 3? Neighbors =).
*Is 15 your best friend? He was my only game friend of the time, yes.
*Do you hate 12 ? He tried to steal my role of class asshat, yes.
*Have you seen 18 in the last month? Yes!
*When was the last time you saw 10? Earlier today.
*Have you been to 5’s house? Yeah. His ahkong like my kor. Topless.
*When’s the next time you’ll see 10? Monday.
*Are you close to 11? Meh.
*Have you been to the movies with 4? I think so.
*Have you gotten in trouble with 8? Yeah, cause I call him Gay Porn.
*Would you give 19 a hug? He will bite me.
*When have you lied to 3? Why would I? Haiz, I want also cannot ah =D
*Do you know a secret about 8? He's starred in Gay Porn.
*Describe the relationship between 12 and 18. They've never met, but if they were in a fight, I kiss HanLi goodbye.
*What’s the best thing about your friendship with 9?Dunno. Sprinting competition?
*What’s the worst thing about 6? Keeps bugging me about the disc with Dexter.
*Have you ever had a crush on 12? Nah.
*How long have you known 2? Slightly before my kor go NS. 7-8 years?
*Have you ever been in a fight with 13? No. No. No.
*Does 11 have a bf/gf? Dunno him. Doubt it =S
*Have you ever wanted to punch 1 in the face? Yeah. How can he be so stupid, take drug possess sentence for people? >=(
*Has 21 met your mother? Might have. We last time student centre de.
*How did you meet 11? School
*Did you ever accidentally physically hurt 2? As if I can/dare
*Do you live close to 7 ? Should be.
*What's 8's favourite food? Semen.
*What kind of car does 1 have? He share one Toyota with his gf.
*Have you traveled anywhere with 9? To school.

*If you gave 4 $100, what would they spend it on? Probably some fitness thing or a g string to finger a minor.

You are required to answer ALL the following questions.
Tag 16 people and repost it with the title:
I've done --- out of the 132 stupid things.

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (Stealth kiss =D)
(x) Drank Alcohol

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

Level 4
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die[thrice now]

Level 5
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking

Level 6
(X) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit[and whack people head. Sorry]

Level 7
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
() Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

Level 8
( ) Had A Tea Party
( ) Flown A Kite
() Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(X) Played Dress Up [I wish I could deny it. Thanks Rach, TonyJaa]

Level 9
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledging
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake[catch only]

Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated
(X) Been Misunderstood

Level 12
(X) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident(small one)

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight

Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced[play play uh]
(X) Questioned Your Heart
() Been obsessed with post-it-notes

Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(X) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying

Level 16
() Cried Yourself To Sleep[no tears]
() Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke[on youtube]
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins[nine plus dollars. The cashier diao me like siao]

Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made a Prank Phone Call
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About[I promised to =( ]
() Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
() Gone Rollerskating / Blading
() Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Swore at the teacher, in front of them
( ) Swam With Dolphins

Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top

Level 23
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel[how you think I get injured constantly?]
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

Level 24
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

Level 25
(X) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail[Juvy count?]

Level 26
( ) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
() Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
() Caught A Butterfly
() Laughed So Hard You Cried
() Cried So Hard You Laughed

Level 28
() Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You[ShiHau has white nips]
(X) Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
() French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x)Tried to hurt yourself

Level 29
( ) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed

Level 30
(x) Been Used
( ) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone[I am evil]
(x) Licked Someone[Tasted like chicken.]

Level 31
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on[dad]
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas[no.]

[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [Accident]
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 2

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less. [Per hand? At a time?]
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [Not accidentally]
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 7

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. [sleep]
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.[got notice]
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 9

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.[on the toilet]
[ ] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 11

Take your total,
Multiply by 4
Title - I am 44& mentally unstable :D

OHEMGEE. Myron must be like... 96.

2009-05-15T12:49:00.000-07:00

Stupid. See my MSN the clan keep changing. You know why? New leader. Gayface de. At first wah so nice ASsociation of Sarcastic Haters And Terrible people(AsSHaT). Then must change to Another Down-Day In CrappyTown (aDDiCT), then because we all say like shit, change back, he change. To SMEaR. I have no idea what it stands for at all. This guy sucks -.- never organise tournament sia... Maybe I quit ah, join another gaming clan.

Oh yeah, what sort of idiot doesn't know how to write his gang name in Chinese? Me.

2009-05-15T02:36:00.000-07:00

BassHunter's good. Since I'm supposed to have quit smoking for two years, I just went out into the rain to find back my old hiding spot. Holy God lor inside got so many empty packet. Cannot be I last time so much lor... Yeah. K.

2009-05-14T20:38:00.001-07:00

I know a girl... She has orange hair with streaks of green... A perfectly tanned skin... When I see her, it costs me, but its so worth it... She always wears a long white shirt, either with brown shorts or a black skirt... She's not like the others - our special place doesn't make me groggy... When she burns, I get such a special feeling, but even her scent is enough... Her name's Mary Jane, 大麻 in Chinese =)

2009-05-14T08:09:00.000-07:00

You know what this page needs? Cake lyrics. Specifically, Never There -.-

I need your arms around me,
I need to feel your touch,
I need your understanding, I need your love,
So much,

You tell me that you love me so,
You tell me that you care,
But when I need you, (BABY)
Baby, (You're never there),

On the phone,
Long long distance,
Always through such,
Strong resistance,

When first you say,
You're too busy,
I wonder if you,
Even miss me,

Never there,
You're never there,
You're never, ever,
Ever ever there,

A golden bird that flies away,
A candle's fickle flame,
To think I held you yesterday,
Your love was just a game,

A golden bird that flies away,
A candle's fickle flame,
To think I held you yesterday,
Your love was just a game,

You tell me that you love me so,
You tell me that you care,
But when I need you, (BABY)
Baby,

Take the time,
To get to know me,
If you want me,
Why can't you just show me,

We're always on,
This roller coaster,
If you want me,
Why can't you get closer,

Never there,
You're never there,
You're never, ever,
Ever ever there,

Never there,
You're never there,
You're never, ever,
Ever ever there

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo -.-

2009-05-12T11:39:00.000-07:00

Last one, I swear.

TEN WHATS:

1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up? What time issit?
2. What did you do last night? Age of Empires.
3. What is the most important part of your life right now? Should be exams, right? Wrong.
4. What would you rather be doing right now? Getting stoned.
5. What did you last cry over? Funeral. p5 or 6.
6. What always makes you feel better when you're upset? Other's suffering.
7. What are your plans tomorrow? See before.
9. What are you worried about? Where 8 went. I see seven like eyeing nine now.
10. What are you looking forward to most in next week? End of MYE.

NINE HAVE-YOU-EVERS:

1. Have you ever liked someone with a girlfriend/boyfriend? Yes. Its one of the mistakes I can't learn from.
2. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yeah.
3. Have you ever played on a sports team? Not professionally.
4. Have you ever been out of the country? Yeah.
6. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend? HAHAHA. Hey,where's five?
7. Have you ever had the cops called on you? Yes.
8. Have you ever dated someone younger then you? Hmm... I'm not sure. I only knew her a week before she decided to CHEAT ON ME.
9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day? If you mean a good book, no. Those must slowly enjoy. If you mean a normal book, those so easy. Yes.

EIGHT WHOS:

1. Who was the last person you saw? Mom, telling me to sleep.
2. Who was the last person you hugged? So long liao.
3. Who was the last person you called? Dexter. "Where are you?"
4. Who was the last person to call you? Dad. "Where are you?"
5. Who was your first crush? Very long ago le.
6. Who was the last person to text message you? Forget.
7.Who is the last person you texted? Should be the same person.
8. Who did you last yell at?: My parents =/. To be fair it got me kicked out for the weekend.

SEVEN WHENS:

1. When did you last shower? An hour ago.
2. When did you last see your mom? Ten minutes bah.
3. When was your last hug? P6.
4. When did you last dress up? Define it. Guess April bah.
5. When was the last time you cried/teared? Can't remember.
6. When did you last go to the movie theatre? Friday.
7. When were you born? August. Ten. Nine five.

SIX WHERES:

1. Where do(es) your best friend(s) live? 17th floor.
2. Where did you last go? Out? CS.
3. Where did you last hang out? Some where over the rainbow.
4. Where do you go to school? Tampines Sec, in Bedok =P
5. Where is your favorite place to be? By someone's side. Sad part is, I don't know who.
6. Where did you sleep last night? Yesterday was poolside. Tonight on the couch.

FIVE DO/DOES:

1. Do you like someone right now? Yes.
2. Do they like you too? -.-"
3. Do you ever wish you were someone else? Yes.
4. Do you know the muffin man? Yes.
5. Does the future scare you? Yes.

FOUR WHYS:

1. Why are you best friends with your best friends?: They care. I don't. They understand.
2. Why did you get a Facebook? Cause my parents have, then I must show them I'm more adaptable.
3. Why did your parents give you the name you have?: It was that or "Murphy". I'm not black.
4. Why are you doing this survey?:Bored.

THREE IFS:

1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?:Manipulative powers.
2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?:Sure.
3. If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring one thing what would it be?Pistol, one bullet. For my head.

TWO WOULD-YOU-EVERS:

1. Would you ever be friends with someone again, who you promised yourself you never? Yes. My promises are hard to keep.
2. Would you ever shave your head to save the person you love? Legs, sure. Head, it really depends.

ONE:

1. Name a dream you wish to fulfill:Force myself to stop disiao-ing Sherman for the leg shaving thing.

Choose a singer/band/group.
Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group.
Tag your friends (let them know they've been tagged).
Once tagged, you gotta do it too.

---

My choice:Arch Enemy.

1. Male or female? Enemy Within. I'm confused =P
2. Describe yourself? Leader of the Rats.
3. What do people feel when they're around you? Stigmata. It hurts them =)
4. How would you describe your previous relationship. Burning Angel. Not her fault, I don't blame her.
5. Describe your current relationship! Silent Wars. Why? It don't exist -.-
6. Where would you want to be now? End of the Line.
7. How do you feel about love? Savage Messiah. Go find out what messiah means. And if you know my situation, you'll understand.
8. What's your life like? Symphony of Destruction.
9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? My Apocalypse.
10. Say something wise. We Will Rise =)

So easy, do again!

My choice:Dream Theather.

1. Male or female? The Silent Man.
2. Describe yourself? The Root of All Evil.
3. What do people feel when they're around you? Misunderstood. =/
4. How would you describe your previous relationship. Through Her Eyes. (Listen, and you will know.)
5. Describe your current relationship! Hollow Years.
6. Where would you want to be now? Another Day
7. How do you feel about love? Endless Sacrifice
8. What's your life like? Peruvian Skies.
9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? The Spirit Carries On.
10. Say something wise. The Test That Stumped Them All.

2009-05-12T10:38:00.000-07:00

A
- Available: Always.
- Age:Fourteenth year.
- Annoyance:Boredom? Inability to learn =P
- Animal:Nothing with rabies.
B
- Birthday:August. Ten.
- Best Friends:A sniper rifle and enough bullets to count.
- Body Part on opposite sex:=/ I'm sure Ser has an answer.
- Best feeling in the world:Used to be when I hung around opium dens then wah, seh all their opium.
- Best Weather:Not hot.
- Been in Love:Sure.
- Been on stage:Play play de lah.
- Believe in Magic:No.
- Believe in Miracles:No.
- Believe in Santa:No.
C
- Candy: Floss. Cane.
- Color:Pink uh. =/
- Chocolate/Vanilla:Vanilla. NO ONE LIKES NIGGERS
- Chinese/Mexican:China sucks.
- Cake or pie:Cake is a lie, pie.
- Continent/Country to visit:Europe. Although ShangHai is a country...
- Cheese:More the better.
D
- Day or Night:Night. Stalker.
- Dance in the rain:Surprisingly, no.
E
- Eggs:Unfertilized.
- Eyes: Important. Brown.
- Ever failed a class?:Chinese.
F
- Full name:You know.
- First thoughts waking up:Damn.
- Food:No veggies.
G
- Greatest Fear:I dunno. Not that great eh.
- Goals:To be remembered.
- Get along with your parents?:No.
- Good luck charm:PiQiu. Some China thing that ate fortune and gives it to you when you rub his ass.
H
- Hair Color:Dyed.
- Height:Short.
- Happy:No.
- Holiday:June.
- How do you want to die:Flaming car. Flies into a huge body of water. I'm then rescued by helicopter, and die of pneumonia.
I
- Ice Cream:Makes you sick.
- Instrument:Keep a beat.
J
- Jewelry:Ear stuff.
- Job:No.
K
- Kids:Now? Not mine. I swear.
- Kickboxing or karate:EEEE. YongChun.
- Keep a journal?:No.
L
- Longest Car Ride:MELAKA.6 fucking hours to spend 3 days at Jonker Street. No, the stalls didn't change. No, we didn't go anywhere else. AND 6 HOURS BACK.
- Love:Meh. Try not to bother anymore.
- Letter:Of?
- Laughed so hard you cried:No.
M
- Milk flavor:Martin.
- Movie:Old ones.
- Motion sickness?:Nah.
- McD’s or BK:MaccyD's is cheaper.
N
- Number of Siblings:3.
- Number of Piercings/Tattoos:2.
- Number:666,553.
O
- One wish:Only one?
P
- Perfect Pizza:Hand baked de.
- Pepsi/Coke:Coke is not disgusting like Pepsi is.
Q
- Quiet:No.
R
- Reason to cry:I just can't anymore.
- Reality T.V.:Nah.
- Radio Station:Nah. Mainstream is horrible.
- Roll your tongue in a circle?:Which way?
- Ring size:Dunno. Fat fingers.
S
- Song:Erm "Fuck Your God" by Deicide =/
- Shoe size:10 1/2?
- Salad Dressing:Salad? 1'000 island.
- Sushi:Sure.
- Skipped school:Last time.
- Slept outside:Every so often.
- Shower daily?:Yes.
- Sing well?:Nah.
- In the shower?:Worse.
- Swear?:That?
- Strawberries/Blueberries?:Neither.
T
-Time for bed:When I'm tired.
-Thunderstorms:I'll hear 'em coming.
U
- Unpredictable:Should be.
V
- Vacation spot:Where?
W
- Weaknesses:Kryptonite.
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you:Dunno.
- Who makes you laugh the most:I do.
- Worst feeling:This one. Some'll know, trust me.
- Wanted to be a model?:Nah.
- Worst Weather?:Hot.
X
- X-Rays:Foot injury.
Y
- Year it is now:2009
- Yellow:Yellow, dirty fellow.
Z

- Zoo animal: Unno.

it's ben too many taggs, so once and for all(:

1. How old will you be in five years? Very. NS uh, 19.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Dexter, Rainbow, ColdWenHao.
3. How tall are you? Not at all.
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Holiday, camp.
5. What's the last movie you saw? STARTREK!
6. Who was the last person you called? Dexter. "Where the fuck are you?" "Two stops more" "MRT or bus? -.-" In the end was 5 stops lor. Bastard.
7. Who was the last person to call you? Dexter. "You wake up mah?" "No I sleep answer de."
8. Who was the last person to text message you? Think its dad. "You want dinner?"
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? Not with this phone.
10. Do you prefer to call or text? Text.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?AoE 3 challenge. 50 French vs 12 English. I won. I'm a Frenchie.
12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? Married.
13. When is the last time you saw your mom? Just.
14. What colour are your eyes? I can't see right -.-
15. What time did you wake up today? 1215.
16. What are you wearing right now? Underwear =/
17. What is your favourite christmas song? Mad Russian Christmas.
18. Where is your favourite place to be? Some where communist.
19. Where is your least favourite place to be? Some where capitalist.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? Somewhere communist.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? Somewhere communist =P. No wait, 24. So my degree in English Lit lor. BA.
22. Do you tan or burn? I'm Tan.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh? Having the chance to disiao myself.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house? 3.
26. How big is your bed? Couch.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer? Desktop.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Depends. Koh or not?
29. What colour are your sheets? No sheet.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1. But it also depends on which couch.
31. What is your favourite season? Winter.
32. What do you like about fall? Its like liang lah, but not exactly cold.
33. What do you like about winter? Balls freezing off.
34. What do you like about the summer? ... Bikini =P
35. What do you like about spring? Dunno.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in? One.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in? Guess lah.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? Bare feet.
39. Are you a social person? Doubt it.
40. What was the last thing you ate? Fish soup rice. Two rice. Hungry.
41. What is your favourite restaurant? You won't know.
42. What is your favourite ice cream? Expensive but free.
43. What is your favourite dessert? Sahara.
44. What is your favourite kind of soup? French onion =)
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? Strawberry.
46. Do you like Chinese food? Yuck.
47. Do you like coffee? Sure.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average? <1.
49. What do you drink in the morning? Whatever's in the fridge.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? There's no side of the bed.
52. Do you know how to play poker? Yes.
53. Do you like to cuddle? Sure.
54. Have you ever been to Canada? I love this question. Yes.
54. For Canadians, Have you ever thought Americans were absolutely stupid? I'm not Canadian, but yes I do.
55. Do you have an addictive personality? No, but I have an addictive addiction.
56. Do you eat out or at home more often? Home bah.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? No.
59. Do you want kids? Now? Kind of... Risque eh?
60. Do you speak any other languages? Yes.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches? No.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? Pool. Ocean very dirty here.
65. Do you know how to drive stick? Heheheheh. Yes.
66. What is your favourite thing to spend money on? Now I spend a lot on my ears.
67. Do you wear jewelry 24/7? Ear stick count?
68. What is your favourite TV show? Don't watch TV.
69. Can you roll your tongue? Which way? Waste question 69 leh.
70. Who is the funniest person you know? Probs me lah =D
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone? UhnTiss UhnTiss UhnTiss- BloodHound Gang.
74. What red object is closest to you right now? Singapore flag. Patriot. Some red cloth, some handpower torch and GATSBY.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth? Yeah.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closet not in the living room, right.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?? Both. Then the bear will be like "Bees? Honey!" then both distracted.
78. Do you flirt a lot? No. Investments hurt.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Shit.
80. What is your favourite food? Shit.
81. Can you change the oil on a car? Nah.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? Nope.
83. Have you ever run out of gas? Nope.
84. What is your usual bedtime? Whenever.
85. What was the last book you read? READING World War Z. Zombie. Last read... Err... Some DragonLance bah.
86. Do you read the newspaper? Only when interested.
89. Do you watch soap operas? No.
90. Do you dance in the car? No.
91. What radio station did you last listen to? I don't.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you? There isn't one within chair distance.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper? Dunno. So long liao.
94. What is your favourite candle scent? Candle scent?
95. What is your favourite board game? RISK!
97. When was the last time you attended church? Erm, Kindergarten.
98. Who was your favourite teacher in high school? Meh.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent? Coupl'a nights.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you? =/ I'm sure Ser has a guess, again.
101. Whats your favorite song? Depends on the situation.
102. Do you have an ipod or MP3? iPod. The devil's tool, but it was free. I hate Apple.
103. What is your favorite sport? To watch? BASEBALL.
104. Who are you really close to as friends? Unno.
105. What song are you listing to now? Cult-Slayer. Go check out the lyrics, Christians, Catholics.
106. Do you wear alot of make-up? No.
107. What is your favorite movie? Old ones.
108. Who is your favorite hockey team? MONTREAL CANNADIENS.
109. And who is your favorite hockey player? Some one from that team =P
109. Do you miss anyone right now? Yes.
110. Are you excited about anything? No.
112. Do you like/love/ have a crush on someone at this moment? Eh.
113. Do you cry when you watch the titanic? No. It truly seems I can't cry in sadness. Some one die, I wanna test that.
114. One word what would you discribe your self? Communist. Sufficient?
115. Who was the last person to hug you? Dunno. Long ago liao.
116. What are you plans for tommorrow? Exam, come back, sleep. Maybe swim if hot.
117. If you had one wish what would it be? Why only one, both of you?

2009-05-11T08:32:00.000-07:00

Took time, but I found em quiz 3 for the day. About school! Yay!

1) Which school did you go to?Red Swastika. Yeah. Where you think the nazis came from?
2) What classes were you in? 1/2, 2/2, 3/7, 4/7, 5/7, 6/7. 4S is for Chinese haters like me.
3) What was/were your favourite lesson(s)? I liked our math teacher. JUAYSAN!
4) If you could remember, what time was your recess? 1020 bah.
5) List down your favourite food/snacks. Got one rice Japanese style one then got sesame on top. Mmmmmmmm

Style

1) Did you have a nickname way back in primary school? Yeah, but not from my peers.
2) How did you wear your socks? Knee height!
3) Have you been suspended due to the way you put on your uniform? No. Its what I used it for. Earpiece hiding, tail hiding...
4) Were you given plenty of reminders about your appearance? Yeah.
5) Who did you look up to when you were in primary school? Erm, what?

Punishment

1) Name one memorable scene where you were punished in front of the whole class. So many. But I get pulled out by DM once or twice.
2) How many times did you skip class? What were you doing? Erm coupl'a times I was stoned in the toilet. On what, you'll not know.
3) Give one scene where you escaped from being caught/punished. Everytime I wasn't sent to the police counts =D
4) Did you vandalize any school property? Yes.
5) Did you ever make any teacher cry? I think so.
6) Who was your favourite teacher? JUAYSAN
7) Describe your DM. Rather not.
8) Who was the funniest/weirdest/loudest teacher? JUAYSAN, JUAYSAN, the OM. Stupid sia never use mic de.

Social Circle

1) Were you popular back then? No. Why would I be?
2) Were you in a big group of boys/girls or small ones? Small lurh. Then end year bigger.
3) Who were your best friends? I won't say, cause I owe him a disc that isn't with me.
4) Did you and your friends have nicknames? Not amongst them.
5) What were your favourite memories of you and your friends? End of year Risk, where the blacks tended to win, along with the reds.

Co-curricular Activities

1) What type of CCA were you in? Uniform group =D
2) What did you have to bring to your CCA? Uniform lah. And scarf.
3) What did your CCA required you to do? Got once we sell flag. Then go in drink Milo only.
4) Got injured? Yeah.

Crushes/Lovers

1) Who was your first crush? Not school de.
2) Are you in good terms with your last crush? =S. Guess so.
3) Did you ever had a relationship with anyone in your primary school? Yes =S
4) Have you ever made out in school? Yeah.

Closing Ceremony

1) How did primary school changed you? HAHAHAHAHA
2) Sing one verse of your school song. All Chinese de. No.
3) What was your favourite question? Wtf does *chinese word* mean? Yeah, now I don't care.
4) Who/what will you remember from your primary school? I will always remember JUAYSAN
5) Any memories you will not forget. All the funny funny rules JUAYSAN have. Come back from toilet must notify otherwise he will Chuasai.

MY GUY SIDE:

[x] you love hoodies (Yeah,k.)
[x] you love jeans
[] dogs are better than cats (Both suck, right Sherman, Seet?)
[x] its hilarious when people get hurt
[x] you've played with boys on a team
[x] shopping is torture (sometimes, i am super picky)
[x] sad movies suck
[x] you own a XBOX
[x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] at some point in your life you wanted to be a firefighter
[] you own a DS PS2 or SEGA
[ ] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[x] you watch sports on TV
[x] gory movies are cool
[ ] sometimes you go to your dad for advice
[x] you own like a trillion baseball hats
[x] you used to/do collect pokemon
[ ] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[x] its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
[] sports are fun
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on
[x] you have fished at least once

TOTAL=16

MY GIRL SIDE

[x] you like to shop (ok lah, NEUTRAL)
[ ] you wear eyeliner
[x] you wear the color pink. (ONE shirt.)
[] sometimes you go to your mum for advice
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport
[] you hate wearing all black (What?)
[x] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] you like wearing jewelery
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook (nope but i cried READING it)
[ ] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favourite hobbies
[x] you've seen Star Wars and don't like it some of it (Blasphemy, but 1,2 is faggotry.
[ ] you do/did gymnastics
[] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed
[] you smile a lot more than you should (Now? No.)
[] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes (counting the old ones?)
[x] you care about what you look like majority of the time
[ ] you like wearing dresses whenever you can
[ ] you like dancing/do dancing
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[ ] you like putting makeup on others
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything
[x] pink is one of your favourite colours (i guess so, used to last time)

TOTAL= 8

I'm twice as manly as you think.

2009-05-11T06:53:00.000-07:00

'Nother one.

100 Truths:
1. last beverage→ Pepsi Twist. Blech.
2. last phone call→ Dexter (Yeah fine I gave it away)
3. last text message→ Ser.
4. last song you listened to→ Raining Blood-Slayer
5. last time you cried→ Erm, I think it was December, and I was drunk.

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice→ Eh?
7. been cheated on?→ Yes
8. kissed someone & regretted it?→ But that was looooong after.
9. lost someone special?→ Yes
10. been depressed?→ Yes
11. been drunk and threw up?→ I'm told I did.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Black
13. Red
14. White

THIS 2009 HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend→ Yes
16. Fallen out of love→ Guessful.
17. Laughed until you cried→ No.
18. Met someone who changed you→ I don't change to fit plans, mate.
19. Found out who your true friends were→ Meh.
20. Found out someone was talking about you→ I choked on water, so possibly.
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list→ No. Its been 2 years since a kiss, let alone one from the list.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life→ Very few. =P
23. How many kids do you want to have → Said I dunno right?
24. Have you cheated on someone→ No
25. Do you have any pets→ Yes
26. Do you want to change your name→ Yes.
27. What did you do for your last birthday→ Not yet.
28. What time did you wake up today→ 1 something? Dibo the Gift Dragon was showing.
30. Name something you CANNOT wait for→ Some'll know.
31. Last time you saw your grandfather→ I was I think p5.
32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life→ Specify.
33. Done something for the first time→ Yes
34. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom→ Tom Ollis!
35. What's getting on your nerves right now→ Myself
36. Most visited webpage→ Possibly, TIF. Or that other one that none of you know about =P

37. Whats your real name→ Dylan
38. Nicknames→ See profile page lah, got so many. I like Lt. Dennis the most.
39. Best friends→ They know.
40. Zodiac sign→ (Aggro) Leo.
41. Male or female→ ...MALE
42. Elementary Schools→RSS
43. Middle Schools→TPSS
44. High school→ Wait.
45. Hair color→ Dye brown.Natural black.
46. Long or short hair→ Short, but already flaunting rules.
47. Height→ Dunno. Short.
48. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans
49. Phone or Camera → Phone
50. Health freak → Freak suffices.
51. Drink or Smoke? → Before? Both.
52. Do you have a crush on someone? Waiting it out.
53. Eat or Drink → Whatever.
54. Do you have a crush on someone? → See 52 asshat.
55: What do you like about yourself?→ So many.
56. Piercings→ Yes.
57. Tattoos→ Next time.
58. Righty or Lefty→ Righty

FIRSTS :
59. First surgery→You know the one where they sever the umbilical cord?
60. First piercing→ January, I think.
61. First best friend→ Kindergarten.
62. First sport you joined→ Believe it was running. For serious.
63. First pet→ Two turtles, one of which crawled off our ten storey balcony.
64. First vacation→ Desaru, Malaysia =/
65. First concert→ Kraftwerk.
66. First crush→ Fell outta memory. Parents say was a neighbor =/

RIGHT NOW:
67. Eating→ I'm not hungry.
68. Drinking→ Ginger ale.
69. I’m about to → Find some one to slap me.
70. Listening to→ Beating on Death's Door by Lamb of God.
71. Waiting for → Harddrive upgrade.

YOUR FUTURE :
72. Want kids?→ Meh.
73. Want to get married?- Yeah.
74. Careers in mind?→ Thats for the future.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE A POTENTIAL PARTNER? :
75. Lips or eyes→ Eyes
76. Hugs or kisses→ Hugs
77. Shorter or taller→ Shut up.
78. Romantic or spontaneous→ Spontaneous. I can take care of romance, thanks.
79. Nice stomach or nice arms→ Stomach =P
80. Sensitive or loud→ Sensitive
81. Hook-up or relationship→ Relationship
82. Trouble maker or hesitant→ Depends.

HAVE YOU EVER :
83. Kissed a stranger→ NO.
84. Drank hard liquor→ Aye. Willing to try whiskey *hint*
85. Lost glasses/contacts→ Broke, yes.
86. Ran away from home→ Kicked out.
87. Are you awesome→ I was once the pope of awesome.
88. Been unsure?→ Always
89. Broken someone's heart→ No.
90. Turned someone down→ No.
91. Cried when someone died→ Yes.
92. Liked a best friend→ God teaches us to love our friends.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
93. Yourself→ No.
94. Miracles→ No.
95. Love at first sight→ Did.
96. Heaven→ No.
97. Angels→ No.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
98. Is there one person you want to be with right now?→ Mm.
99. Do you believe in God?→ No.

100. Post as 100 truths and tag 20 people→w/e

2009-05-11T06:13:00.000-07:00

Did the last person you touched lips with have a tattoo? Doubtful

How many people do you know with your name? Probably a lot.

Do you ever turn your cell phone off? When the battery's low

What do you want in your life right now? A band that doesn't suck.

Do you usually cry when you get drunk? That was ONE TIME
What do you smell like? My old white shirt smells like beer.
What's your favorite Gatorade flavor? That red color one.

Whats your favorite thing to have in your bed? Another person =P

What's the nicest text in your inbox say? Its a love note from Dexter's mom.

Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone? Hope not.

Do you sleep in jeans? I don't even wear a shirt.
Are you a cuddler? When the time allows.
What is the last thing you bought someone? Some bday present. For May *wink*
It's 4 in the morning, your phone rings who do you expect it to be? Some dickhead who thinks I'm one of their backup.
How is life going for you right now? Rolling on.
Can you play guitar hero? Meh.
Do you prefer warm or cold weather? I'm more adapted for warmth.
What do you currently hear right now? Polarized by Carcass?

What do you think your best friend's doing right now? Celebrating getting out of juvy.

How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids? Very

Would you rather watch football or baseball? Depends on which football.
Where is your number one person on your friends list? Friends list?
Do you feel like dancing? No.
Last night you felt...? Really really drunk.
How much money do you have on you? $42
What did you do today? Sit at home all hungover
VROOM VROOM GO FAST? No. You forgot to gear shift.
Where were you Friday night? Presumably sleeping
Do you like the color orange? Too happy for the situation.
Sometimes, do you wish you were someone else? Aye.
What is the weather like today? Its night.
Who are all the people you have text messages from in your phone? Not to be spoken
Three feelings at the moment? Pissed?
The highlight of your week?It just began.
Who were the last people you ate with? My family.

Who is the last person you talked to on the phone? Some one called to ask for his calculator.

Do you want to be married right now? No.

When you're in a bad mood, who puts you in a better mood? People do. Idiots doing stupid things. Usually me.

What's your favorite color? Grey pretty much fits.
Do you wish someone would call you? Yes.
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? Yes, there is.
Do you wear your seat belt in the car? Am I in front?
Do you have a crush on someone? Doubtful.
Name one thing you worry about running out of: Bodily fluids.
What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? A pornstar. I wonder why.
What is your favorite pizza topping? Ham. Cheese.
Do you crack your knuckles? Its why my fingers are long.
What song do you hate the most? Whatever is on MTV
Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? Umbrella's playing -.-
What are your super powers? The inability to learn
Where are your car keys? Shit.
What's your most annoying habit? The inability to learn
Where did you last go on vacation? Mexico. Nah, Canada.
What is your best physical feature? UNMENTIONABLE
What CD is closest to you right now? Some Alex Toh 99 I think.
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? Eggs, Water, COKE
What superstition do you believe/practice? Astonishingly none. God hates me anyway.
What color are your bed sheets? Color of whichever couch is most comfortable.
Would you rather be a fish or a bird? Birds. Can shit on who I want.
Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? Drive?
What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower? Call of Ktulu. Its an instrumental.
If you could go back or forward in time, where would you go? Moments before I'm conceived. To stop it.
What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?Two words; -Han- -Solo-

How many kids do you plan on having? Not too many.

If they made a movie about your life, who would play you? I would. No one else can portray me accurately. They need to incorporate the inability to learn.

Coffee or Tea? Tea if its Earl Grey.
Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? There's only been two. Don't really love them, either.
Have you ever been in love? ...
Do you talk to yourself? Sure do and if anyone has a problem they didn't hear it from me.

2009-05-10T06:38:00.000-07:00

Haiz, yesterday watch StarTrek. My kor-in-law wants to watch so I won't spoil it. But know this, MINIKIRK IS AWESOME, but not as awesome as oldkirk lah.

Then today saht 30m. And 18m. My score dunno why gneh gneh higher than HanQuan. Little boy shoot so long still lose me, laokui =P.

2009-05-10T06:11:00.001-07:00

So I thought "lets be unique today". So I stole this quiz from Aaron Ross, also an internet friend. Well, its not Eric, and thats a start :/ (I'll give hints, cause I'm not an evil bastard)

Directions:
1. Go to your playlist.
2. Hit shuffle.
3. Choose the first twenty-five songs -- YOU CANNOT SKIP ONE. If it's embarrassing you just have to live with it.
4. You must post the FIRST lyric from each of the songs.
5. See if anybody can guess what songs they are, title and artist.
6. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE TAGGED TO PLAY
7. No Googling!!

____________________________________________________________________________________

1. Remembering me, discover and see. (Techno, very old)
2.It feels like Paradise, the world is closing in; it feels so right. (Lagi techno. Maybe Martin know.)
3.Sometimes my visions are distant and vague (Last time my sinful-demonic use this song as them leh =) )
4.The wolves, my love will come. (My favorite band)
5.Daybreak at the bottom of a lake (Octavium)
6.In the winding down hours,I let your heart down again.(Quite a popular band bah)

7.You were just a waste of sperm (I got two of their shirts)
8.This is me for forever, one of the lost ones. (Favorite CD from favorite band)
9.Do you believe in love? Do you believe in destiny? (Horror book)
10.Heaven today is but a way to a place I once called home (AGAIN favorite band)
11.The dragon rises before me; I'll fornicate the beast. (You have no hope for this, but its a doom metal song)
12.Endangered species, caged in fright.
13.Save all your prayers-I think we lost today (Same name as a Jason MyAss song)
14.A modern day warrior mean mean stride (Song was in Rock Band)
15.As I walk through the blackened forest (Same band as 9)
16.Say hello again, my friends-I've got to go (You still no hope. Also doom metal)
17.Although you try to discredit, you'll still never edit (Lets say I wake up to this song by RATM)
18.Reluctantly crouched at the starting line (This band,if you played portal,is a lie.)
19.The freaks in the streets, the nuns with the shot gun (Singers for this band include Ozzy Osbourne and Ronnie James Dio, but its not Black Sabbath.)
20.Everyone of us has heard the call (These people,metal freaks.I have one of their albums.)
21.Tunnel's so long, where's the bottom? (You really no hope, this one. I also cannot give clue =/)
22.I don't dare to take it slowly, cause time may pass me by (My most listened band, according to last.fm)
23.The faint blaze of the candle of my life (This band, named for a famous Finland murder case uh. Death metal.)
24.So fucking blow those words outta your head (Quite similar to ETF, for Dexter.)
25.Eternal, the kiss I breathe-siphon your blood to me (Same band as before, I think theres a pop song by the same name)

HAVE FUN GUESSING!!! :D

2009-05-08T08:14:00.001-07:00

Still stealing quizzes from Eric Gillen. Facebook friend I guess I met online. Yeah, online strangers, big whoop.

I have. . . (count up the number of things you have done from the list and then at the end add them all up)

1. smoked.(x)
2. consumed alcohol.(x)
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. (x)
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. (x)
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family. (x)
8. watched porn. (x)
9. bought porn.
10. tried drugs.(x)
TOTAL: 7

1. taken painkillers.(x)
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents. (x)
4. lied to a friend. (x)
5. snuck out of the house. (x)
6. done something illegal. (x)
7. felt hurt. (x)
8. hurt someone.(x)
9. wished someone to die.(x)
10. seen someone die.(x)
TOTAL: 16

1. missed curfew.(x)
2. stayed out all night.(x)
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.(x)
5. been to rehab
6. dyed your hair.(x)
7. received a ticket.(x)(movie ticket?)
8. been in an accident. (x)
9. been to a club.(x)
10. been to a bar.(x)
TOTAL: 24

1. been to a wild party.
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade.
3. drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.(x)
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything.(x)
6. wore black nail polish.
7. wore arm bands. (x)
8. wore t-shirts with band names. (x)
9. listened to rap. (x)
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.
TOTAL: 29

1. dressed gothic. (x)
2. dressed girly.
3. dressed punk. (x)
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.(x)
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted. (x)
9. had a crush on a neighbor. (x)(AHAHAHA)
TOTAL: 34

1. had a crush on a friend.(x)
2. been to a concert.(x)
3. dry-humped someone. (x) (Sleeper holds are dangerous like that)
4. been called a slut.
5. called someone a slut. (x) (Long story.)
6. installed speakers in your car.
7. broken a mirror.
8. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
9. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
TOTAL: 38

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater. (x)
3. cruised the mall. (x) (I guess....?)
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury. (x)
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire. (x)
10. lied about your age.(x)
TOTAL: 43

1. owned/rented an apartment/house.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.(x)
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf
4. got in trouble with the police.(x)
5. talked to a stranger.(x)
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed.
10. been verbally harassed.(x)
TOTAL: 47

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 5+ hours straight. (x)
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight.
5. been to a fair. (x)(Which)
6. been called a bad influence.(x)
7. drank and driven.(Don't drive)
8. prank-called someone. (x)
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.(x)
10. cheated on a test.(x)
TOTAL: 53

If you have less than 10, write "I'm a goody-goody"
If you have more than 10, write "I'm still a goody goody"
If you have more than 20, write "I'm average"
If you have more than 30, write "I'm a bad kid"
If you have more than 40, write "I'm a very bad influence"
If you have more than 50, write "I'm a horrible person"
If you have more than 60, write "I should be in jail"
If you have more than 70, write "I should be dead"

I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON

2009-05-08T01:43:00.000-07:00

Sian... I play Assassin Creed, see my character keep falling into group patrol then tio owned. Fucking Altair. Then I want stealth that time always got one beggar come piss me off. A bit stupid concept, but only 2 levels left. Go me.

2009-05-04T08:23:00.000-07:00

I've not done interesting things. I'm more stuck in a rut here, only two people can help me out. And they know who they are. Adieu.

2009-04-28T06:35:00.000-07:00

1.Are you currently in a relationship? No.

2.Have you ever been given a teddy bear? I bought one last year. Its still waiting to be given away =S

3.What are your all-time favorite love story movie? Not my style. Les Miserables?

4.Are you in love right now? Its more than likely.

5.Do you believe that everyone has a soul mate? Nah.

6.What's your current problem? Has to do with my Singtel mobile plan, thats all I will say.

7.Have you ever had your heart broken? Hmm yes.

8.Your thoughts ON online or long distance relationships? I have no comments on this. =)

9.Have you ever seen a friend as more than a friend? What? Best friend? Hao brother? Blood brother?

10.How many kids you want to have? Dunno. Two tends to be enough for most. Disown if they turnout like YongHe.

11.What is/are your favorite color/s? Pink, black, and if you're sharp, green.

12.Who is your celebrity crush? I try not to fantasise that far.

13.Do you believe you truly only love once? Why? Then after that chance how?

14. Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died, would you get re-married? But according to the above question you won't be in love =S

15.Do you believe in love at first sight? Heh. Not till recently =)

16.What song do u want to be played at your wedding? Cascada uh. Most probably will let her choose lor.

2009-04-26T09:37:00.000-07:00

I'm a fucking pig. I reach home from archery about... 5? Shot 30m for first time, I feel like with practice and an OTOT shooting environment, I can make grouping. As it is already better than HanQuan =D.

Then I slept till like 8/9, go eat. Eat three bowls of rice and a lot of the liao, but still hungry. Come home got 2 ham sandwich some more, but not full leh. Then now going back sleep. Piggy right? -.-"

2009-04-25T08:46:00.000-07:00

Wah... Temptation sia... My kor put his cigarettes in front of me... Walao. No compassion for me. I bite my lip like siao leh... Anyway, just now after... French slacking (sorry lah, but we do the same thing everyweek) go to TBCC for some Youth Organisation thing.

Youth indeed, the next youngest guy was some SMU team captain. Then briefing briefing 3 hours later go home. Then 85 hangout with some old friends I haven't seen for a long time... AhShan coming out next week! =) He funny right, got existing 6 month sentence still want to hangout with drug dealer, then kena another year. Make his girlfriend and I miss him extra.

My anti-drug.

2009-04-23T10:07:00.000-07:00

Hey... Nothing to do at whatever the post time is. I know, its late. My parents tell me like siao also.

Just now so fun. Talking to Hiimben. Internet friend. He fun bully ah. Very good to cheer up on him one. I keep tell him the real thing, backtrack then change to a lie see which one he believe. Then his DP suddenly change to a topless one. Then he ask how I know. I laugh like siao I also like that wut. Got certain angle ah. Mr Mak the very old old outdated blog his picture also similar angle.

Then go school. Yeah I talk to people at 6. I go the mattress there sleep then apparently my dad go try collect phone. But Hafiz you know ah, shouting at you guys. So only Mike Toh there. So now he has my dad's phone number, and I still don't have a phone.

I found that out like... MT lesson when I call my mommy. Because got people fight in the toilet style so gay I want to cry ah. One slow motion Judo Neck-whack to the body the other Metapod Harden. Can cry sia, its just so saddening.

Uh yeah, please stop asking, my face tio whack by my kor. So yeah if you like your cheek, please don't go argue with him. Or disiao me when I wear ring. Some will know what I mean.