Finish the Sentence

If you go away... its just an average day.
I don't understand... the blind faith of some zealots.
I love it when... I am proven superior to others. Honestly.
My ex is... long gone.
When I woke up today... it was because I fell off the couch.
I get annoyed when... stupid questions are asked.
If I won the lottery... I'd probably be arrested for underage gambling, smoking & drinking.
People would say I am... an asshole.
My job is... inactive.
When it comes to religion... there is nothing more supreme than oneself.
Sometimes I wish... for a different life.
I don't need... to see the sun again. There was enough light in your eyes to light the whole world.
I would give anything to see... the sunrise with you.


Have You Ever

Been handcuffed:Nope. Well, not seriously/legally.
Threw up on someone else:Yes.
Ran into a relative when buying a 'personal' item:Like? Either way, no.
Been to a 'adult' store:No.
Given someone a hickey:I like to bite.
Found a four leaf clover:Never.
Started and quit a job all in the same day:Quitters don't win.
Lit something on fire just to see it burn:Sure.
Been called a flirt:Nowaibah.
Been called a redneck:Never.
Been called emo:Yes.
Been to New York City:No.
Chicago:Transit. Imagine this. 7 terminals. You're at T7, you gotta clear 3 customs and get to T3 in two hours and can't walk cause its too far, and its snowing outside. Your winter gear is in your luggage and whatever. Turns out you reach on time, and your flight is delayed 2 hours. Still, the Great Lakes are an awesome sight.
Los Angeles:No.
Dallas:Nope.
Miami:Only through CSI
Nashville:No. Tennesse eh?
St.Louis:No.
Seattle:No.
Lived with someone of the opposite sex:Wth...
Driven stick-shift:In Daytona, yes.
Snuck out:No.
Given a stranger your phone number because they were hott:Sure.
Ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere:No.
Played strip poker:Yes.
Played screw the dealer:What?
Played spin the bottle:No.
Introduced yourself by a name not your own:Yes. I am Dennis.
Exposed your feelings to someone and been rejected:SSSSSSSSh.
Broke someone's heart:NolahIsonice.


Various Questions

Are you taller than your mom?YES
What was the last article of clothing you bought?Not sure.
Have you been to the movies in the last week?No.
Do you know anyone who is bisexual?No. Bicurious yes
How many windows are in the room you're in?4, inclusive of the sliding one.
When did you last ride in an elevator?Just! I need it to go home.
When did you last ride on a plane?March.
How long was your last phone call?Few seconds. It composed of my mom calling and not answering my hellos, me hanging up and calling back only to be sheerly pissed off by her not understanding a damn thing I say.
Were you born in the 1980's?No.
What does your dad do for a living?Administrative work.
Have you ever been blackout drunk?Yes.
Do you know any skateboarders?Yes.
Do you let people smoke in your car?I would.
What do you feel like doing right now?Nothing.