[x] You crave chicken rice or the various uberlicious hawker foods
[x] Tying a soccer game with Malaysia actually means something significant
[x] You’re a guy and have no choice about National Service
[x] You start daydreaming about $2 Nasi Lemaks
[x] Orchard Road is a byword for fun
[x] You pronounce and spell stuff the Brit way (Its called Englishproness.)
[ ] You pick up the trash after missing the rubbish bin (for fuck? I tried, you know...)
[x] You say rubbish bin and not trash can
[x] - You end ALMOST every sentence with a 'lah'/'lor'/'hor' and everything looks much better with 'x's and 'z's (no waixz)
[x] You understand all the references in www.talkingcock.com
[x] You're intimidated by the thought of a 45 minutes to drive to the nearest mall (VERY intimidated!)
[ ] You're shocked that your ez-link doesn’t work at Mcdonald's around the world
[x] People ask you what you speak at home and you say 'uhh...'
[x] You are able to communicate in plethora of languages & dialects
[x] Swearing in numerous languages & dialects is natural
[x] You know that Newton Circus serves up shit food, but still go there anyway (shit and fucking expensive. But people bring me go bopian amirite?)
[ ] You “chope” seats at food courts/hawker centers with little tissue packets
[x] You've sung the national anthem since you were in primary 1 and still have no idea what it really means
[x] There's always a traffic jam near a vehicle accident 'cause everyone slows down to copy numbers for 4D
[x] You start using abbreviations for everything, such as ERP, PIE, MRT, SBS, SMS, CTE, IPPT, NCC, SOC(army word)...... and many more. (SOC so easy... Siam one Corner amirite?)
[ ] You look at someone (when you’re overseas) and a 6th sense tells you that they’re from Singapore too
[x] Someone asks for the time and your innate response is: “IT’S TIGER TIME!!!
[x] Every Christmas, Orchard Road looks more like and more like Deepavali (The Festival of Lights)
[x] you are a chinese, but either can't speak Mandarin or English, or both, fluently
84% Singaporean... But then why am I so pissed off by laoaunty?
Mark the stupid things you've done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is your percentage.
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails... Leg lah.
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it... Not my fault. Really. School chair leh.
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush. Discretion is key.
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push... Well sometimes they work two ways...
Running total: 6
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x]Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
Running total: 12
21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on. Off course, I intended to...
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [ ] Have run into a closed door
24: [ ] Died from stupidity overload.
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ]Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x]Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ]Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 14
31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside. So? Zaogeng ah?
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [x] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [ ] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [ ] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole... Purposely lah.
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident. No, its on purpose. I don't have pairs now...
Running total: 20
41. [ ] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it!
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 26
51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [ ] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it. Yes, but mostly chinese de. Excuses!
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead [light uh] purposefully while it was on
57. []Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Running total: 33
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [ ] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 40
71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [ ] Ran into a door jam
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [ ] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 43
81. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back. Seriously. So the girl can hold on to it ah?
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [x] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [x] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
Running total: 52
91. [ ] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention. WangMian. It took me 2 years to finish it, and all I learnt was that when he painted peaches they look like asses.
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100. [ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Running total: 59.
I'm "only" 59% stupid.
Here are the rules and its really simple.
Post this list on your profile (in Notes) replacing my answers with yours.
thats it !
Tag 10 people to do the same thing (and tag the person who tagged you).
If I tagged YOU, it's because I want to know more about YOU!
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes. Show character uh.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? =/
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? My phone doesn't.
4. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? None uh, that I know of...
5. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I'd hate myself silly.
6. DO YOU USE SARCASM? No way, none AT all.
7. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes
8. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? With the given opportunity.
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Porn-o's.
10. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? No.
11. SOMEWHERE YOU'D LIKE TO GO ON VACATION? Russia
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Papermint.
13. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Face or clothes uh.
14. RED OR PINK? Both so nice.
15. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? That I had to consider that question seriously/
16. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST? Not really.
17. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Pants? Shoes? Hahaha.
18. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Divine Suicide of Kezia-Protest the Hero.
19. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? White. Cause I'm useless.
20. FAVORITE SMELL? Eh? I breathe through my mouth.
21. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Hmm... Not sure.
22. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I kope de.
23. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Hockey and soccer if I like the teams.
24. HAIR COLOR? Brown
25. EYE COLOR? Brown.
26. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No.
27. FAVORITE FOOD:Subway.
28. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary movies have happy endings. Seriously,
29. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Aeon Flux.
30. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Transparent.
31. SUMMER or WINTER? Winter
32. HUGS OR KISSES? Whatever
33. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I haven't bought one.
34. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Spongebob.
35. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Aeon Flux.
36. FAVORITE SOUND(S). Guitar solos.
37. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Stones.
38. WHERE IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Canadia.
39. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? None whatsoever.
40. WHERE WERE U BORN? East Shore.
41. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? I'll never get them.
43. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Thats tough.
44. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Chicken.
45. WHERE IS THE LAST PLACE YOU ATE OUT FOR DINNER? Gillman. Shiok man the wintermelon and 3cup chicken. Wah.
46. did u notice 42 is missing? No, but I noticed this was not in capital.
The Results of Insanity
Take this test only if
- you think you may be insane
- you’re curious if you’re insane
- people have labeled you insane/sociopathic/psychotic
Part One – School
[x] You have come back to your desk/table, and then forgot what you wanted from it.
[ ] You forgot your locker combo.
[x] You said hi/ smiled to a complete stranger in the hallway.
[ ]You’ve winked flirtily at a complete stranger in the hallway.
[x]You’ve made a sarcastic remark to the teacher behind her back.
[x] You’ve had a crush on your teacher/ one of the staff. That Mr Syafiq uh... Wah.
[x] You’ve forgotten your gym clothes more than five times
[ ] You have worn something to school either inside-out/backwards/tag sticking out.
[x] You’ve had a food fight at lunch. Somewhat. I just like splashing SH with his tomyam lor.
[x]You’ve written a message on your desk.
[x] You’ve written a flashy message on the white/black board.
[ ] You’ve chased after the bus in a flurry. I never cared. Late late lor.
[x] You’ve been in trouble on the bus. In kindergarten. Some boy punch me. Eh my brother go kaobei him.
[x] You’ve played turn-off-the-neighbor’s laptop in the lab/classroom
[x]You’ve sucked up to a teacher just to spite them
[x] Your desk/table looks like it’s been hit by a tornado.
[ ]You’ve kicked/socked/slugged/punched your locker in frustration.
[x] You’ve made up an answer to a question the teacher asked you when you weren’t listening.
[ ] You’ve gotten locked out of your own school
[x] You have at least 5 different hilarious slogans you thought your team/school t-shirt should have. And all have to do with our ten penis. es.
[ ] You’ve screamed randomly in the halls/classrooms/lunchroom
[ ] You’ve dropped something coyly onto the hallway floor, meaning for other people to find it.
So Far: 14
Part Two – Home
[x] You’ve snuck out/broke into your house.
[ ] You’ve played in your backyard after age twelve
[ ] You’ve slid down the banisters.
[x] You’ve played skip-the-stairs or tried to jump long distances.
[x] You’ve accidentally locked a room before.
[ ] You’ve broken a door before
[x] Your bedroom has a dent in its wall where you’ve kicked it
[ ] You’ve played a house prank on your brother/sister/parents.
[x] You’ve broken valuable objects
[ ] You’ve sat in your driveway for no reason whatsoever.
[x] You’ve blasted music which neighbors got annoyed at.
[x] You’ve attempted gymnastics in your house.
So Far: 21
Part Three – Strangers
[ ] You’ve hugged a stranger
[ ] You’ve kissed a stranger
[ ] You’ve winked at a stranger.
[x] You’ve smiled at a stranger.
[x] You’ve went up to a stranger and had a deep, meaningful conversation. About smoking and drugs. Yeah.
[x] You’ve acted drunk in front of a stranger
[x] You’ve pushed a stranger.
[ ] You’ve punched a stranger.
[ ] You’ve asked a stranger for his/her number
[x] You’ve danced in front of a stranger.
[x] You’ve used a catch phrase to a stranger.
[x] You’ve sang crazily in front of a stranger
[x] You’ve frowned at a stranger.
[x] You’ve gotten mad at a stranger.
So Far: 30
Part Four – Friends
[x] You’ve told a joke and were the only one who laughed.
[ ] You’ve acted bipolar in front of your friends.
[x] You’ve laughed hysterically in front of your friends.
[x] You’ve played a hilarious prank on your friend(s).
[ ] You’ve fallen in love with a friend.
[ ] You’ve slowdanced with a friend.
[ ] You’ve boogied with a friend.
[ ] You’ve mistaken your friend(s) for somebody else. That's what Justin does.
[ ] You’ve tickled your friends so hard they cried.
[x] You’ve slipped an ice cube down your friend’s back.
[x] You’ve rode piggyback on a friend, or vice versa.
[ ] You’ve had a completely intelligent conversation with a friend
[x] You’ve played lovers with your friend(s).
[x] You’ve slapped your friend’s butt.
[x] You’ve slapped your friend across the face.
[ ] You’ve exchanged clothes with your friend.
[ ] You’ve break danced with a friend.
[ ] You’ve had a fashion show with a friend.
[ ] You’ve done an extremely crazy dare with a friend
[x] You’ve called your friend a different name, for example, “mom”. Exactly!
[ ] You’ve trashed your friend’s house.
[x] You’ve poked your friend in the stomach and laughed hysterically.
So Far: 40
Part Five – Clothes/Appearance
[ ] You’ve had piercings besides the locations of your ear. Must find someone willing to pierce my scroum first.
[x] You’ve worn only one color in your outfit.
[ ] You’ve worn more than ten colors in your outfit.
[x] You’ve worn something to a place and changed before you got home.
[x] You’ve done an absurd hairstyle.
[x] You’ve dyed your hair an unnatural color.
[ ] You’ve tried to make a fashion statement.
[x] You’ve worn something out of place
[ ] You’ve been a clown for Halloween
[x] You’ve worn unmatching shoes
So Far: 46
Part Six – Misc
[ ] You’ve been fully in the water with your clothes still on.
[x] You’ve been to a country where you are the least associated with
[x] You’ve petted a dangerous animal
[x] You’ve played ding-dong ditch.
[x] You’ve egged a house. And an elevator.
[x] You’ve gotten lost at a mall.
[ ] You’ve screamed your heart out.
[ ] You’ve sang your heart out
[ ] You’ve danced your heart out.
[ ] You’ve imitated a different religion/ethnicity
[x] You’ve tried the British accent.
[x] You’ve tried the Indian/ Asian accent.
[x] You’ve tried the southern accent.
[x] You’ve eaten something so spicy you cried. Well, it was flaming hot. In terms of temperature.
[x] You’ve put a weird, quirky status message up for anything
[ ] You’ve walked out of a store with an item without knowing it was still in your hands.
[x] You’ve burst into song in a public place
[ ] You’ve drawn a stupid picture of your enemy(ies).
[x] You’ve walked someplace and then forgot why you were there and what you were doing
[ ] You’ve swallowed gum on purpose.
Total Amount: 58
There’s 100 total.
Whatever you have, its your percentage of insanity.
So, are you really insane?
1-20% = Yawn—boring
21-35% = Normal
36-50% = A bit insane
51-70% = Pretty insane<<
71-90% = Insane
91-100% = Flipping insane
Starting Time: 252
Name: Dylan.
Sisters : Two
Brothers: One.
Eye Colour: brown?
Shoe Size: 9 or 10 half. Not sure.
Hair Colour: Blackish brown.
Piercings: one on each ear.
Height: Unno. 155?
Weight: Less than 40.
What are you wearing right now? Shorts.
Where do you live? Various points in FengShan, Bedok.
Favorite number: 6
Favorite drink: Now? I'll make it healthy. Wintermelon.
Favorite month: August!
Favourite breakfast:None. Or bacon,
————————-Have You Ever————————-
Broken a bone: No
Been in a police car: Yes
Been on a plane: Yeahh.
Been in a hot tub: yeahh.
Swam in the ocean: Yeahh.
Fallen asleep in school: Duh.
Cried when someone died: Yes.
Fell off your chair: Many times.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: Yes.
Saved e-mails: Yup.
Been cheated on: kinda.
————————-What is————————-
Your room like: Not private at all.
What is right beside you: My phone.
What is the last thing you ate: Instant Noodles.
———————-Ever Had————————-
Chicken pox: Yup.
Sore throat: yup.
Stitches: Nope.
Broken nose: nope.
————————-Do You————————–
Believe in love at first sight: Neh.
Like picnics: Yeap!
Wear contact lenses or glasses: Glasses.
———————————————————
Who was the last person you danced with: A whole fucking club.
Who last made you smile: Marijuana.
————————–Who—————————
Did you last yell at: So many people...
———-Final Questions————-
What are you listening to right now: Days of the Phoenix-AFI.
What did you do today: Nothing. I was asleep till 6. But I had like 4 calls that woke me up to tell me to vote for holiday extention. Come on lor elections y'all got so excited mah?
Hate someone in your family: They hate me...
Diamond or pearl: Diamond version
Are you the oldest: Quite... teh opposite.
Indoors or outdoors: Outdoors.
——————Today did you———————-
Talk to someone you like: Nope.
Kiss anyone: neh.
Get sick: Nope.
Sing: Yup.
Miss someone: Uh huh.
Eat: Losta thngs.
—————-Last person who——————
You talked to on the phone: Dunno.
Make you cry: Noone can
Went to the movies with: Myself.
You went to the mall with:Eh, same time what.
——————Have you——————-
Been to Mexico: nope.
Been to USA: On transit.
——————-Random——————–
What books are you reading right now: I haven't buy
Best feeling in the world: Ecstacy.
Future kids names: Fabulous Tan, Pakis Tan.
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Bolster only.
What’s under your bed: The rest of the couch.
Favorite sport(s) to watch: Heh.
Favorite place: 85 market.
Who do you really hate? So bleeding many.
Do you have a job: For another two weeks, it seems.
What time is it now: 258.
“my 6 minutes survey"
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 11-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are full of crap.
Tag 10 of your friends and find out whether or not they suffer paranoia.
I fear ...
[ ] black people
[ ] the dark (sometimes)
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[x] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[x] flowers or other plants
Total so far:2
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[x] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom. Ex uh.
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
Total so far: 4
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed/mugged
[ ] falling
[ ]clowns
[x] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors
[ ] tornadoes
Total so far: 5
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases. I have one.
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up, old
Total so far: 6
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
Total: 6
Now re-post with:
“I'm afraid of a 6 out of 72 common fears"
FEARLESS.
Rules:
1. Answer the questions as honestly as possible.
2. Post this as "Did That Happen To You?"
3. Tag 10 friends.
4. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
5. Have Fun!!!
1. What do you do if you are in the bathroom with a beetle flying around? Shoot the shower at it.
2. What do you do if you hear a song you like playing on the radio when you are all alone in the room? Sing along lah.
3. You want to speak to your crush badly. What is your pick up line? (Yes. Both boys AND girls have pick up lines) Eh, hello. No wait, now this one... Must go write something super interesting de... Haish.
4. What do you do if all your friends hate a particular band that you love? They already do. Its acceptable. I hate them all anyway.
5. What do you do when you trip and fall in front of many people? Make it as loud as I can.
6. You forgot to do your multiple-choice question homework and your class starts in 5 minutes. What do you do? Buy 4D.
7. You have bad breath and someone speaks to you. How do you react? Don't open mouth. Chances are its the breath of a smoker, in which case it comes out the nose too. They'll get the clue.
8. You just finished gym and after a shower, you drop your underpants on the wet floor. What do you do? Forget it lor. Disgusting.
9. What do you do if a personality quiz says that you have a lousy personality as your result? I have a disgusting personality anyway.
10. Your friend gave you the worst gift you have ever received and asks: Do you like it? How do you react? Doesn't mean I like YOU.
11.(Continued from question 10) What are you really thinking secretly inside? I hate you.
12. A hot guy/girl keeps looking at you while you are on the bus. What are you secretly thinking inside? Just smile shyly mate, just look cool.