Take this test only if
- you think you may be insane
- you’re curious if you’re insane
- people have labeled you insane/sociopathic/psychotic
Part One – School
[ ] You have come back to your locker, and then forgot what you wanted from it.(No locker =D)
[ ] You forgot your locker combo.
[x] You said hi/ smiled to a complete stranger in the hallway.
[x] You’ve winked flirtily at a complete stranger in the hallway.
[x] You’ve made a sarcastic remark to the teacher behind her back.
[x] You’ve had a crush on your teacher/ one of the staff(Mr Johns is my hero. HEIL!)
[x] You’ve forgotten your gym clothes more than five times
[ ] You have worn something to school either inside-out/backwards/tag sticking out.
[x] You’ve had a food fight at lunch (Splash Seet counts?)
[x]You’ve written a message on your desk.
[x] You’ve written a flashy message on the white/black board.
[ ] You’ve chased after the bus in a flurry.
[x] You’ve been in trouble on the bus.
[x] You’ve played turn-off-the-neighbor’s laptop in the lab/classroom
[x] You’ve sucked up to a teacher just to spite them
[ ] Your locker looks like it’s been hit by a tornado.
[ ] You’ve kicked/socked/slugged/punched your locker in frustration.
[x] You’ve made up an answer to a question the teacher asked you when you weren’t listening.
[ ] You’ve gotten locked out of your own school
[x] You have at least 5 different hilarious slogans you thought your team/school t-shirt should have
[x] You’ve screamed randomly in the halls/classrooms/lunchroom(Nothing better to do)
[ ] You’ve dropped something coyly onto the hallway floor, meaning for other people to find it.(I found something like that)
So Far: 14
Part Two – Home
[x] You’ve snuck out/broke into your house.
[ ] You’ve played in your backyard after age twelve(No backyard)
[x] You’ve slid down the banisters.
[x] You’ve played skip-the-stairs or tried to jump long distances.
[x] You’ve accidentally locked a room before.
[x] You’ve broken a door before
[x] Your bedroom has a dent in its wall where you’ve kicked it(My closet, punch)
[ ] You’ve played a house prank on your brother/sister/parents.
[ ] You’ve broken valuable objects
[ ] You’ve sat in your driveway for no reason whatsoever.
[ ] You’ve blasted music which neighbors got annoyed at.
[x] You’ve attempted gymnastics in your house.
So Far: 21
Part Three – Strangers
[ ] You’ve hugged a stranger
[ ] You’ve kissed a stranger
[x] You’ve winked at a stranger.
[x] You’ve smiled at a stranger.
[ ] You’ve went up to a stranger and had a deep, meaningful conversation
[x] You’ve acted drunk in front of a stranger
[x] You’ve pushed a stranger.
[x] You’ve punched a stranger.
[ ] You’ve asked a stranger for his/her number
[x] You’ve danced in front of a stranger. (Highly likely)
[x] You’ve used a catch phrase to a stranger.
[x] You’ve sang crazily in front of a stranger (possibly)
[x] You’ve frowned at a stranger.
[x] You’ve gotten mad at a stranger. (aunties just piss me off)
So Far: 31
Part Four – Friends
[x] You’ve told a joke and were the only one who laughed.(I've told jokes to myself, too)
[x] You’ve acted bipolar in front of your friends.(Yeah. Except most times I really am)
[x] You’ve laughed hysterically in front of your friends.
[x] You’ve played a hilarious prank on your friend (heh.)
[ ] You’ve fallen in love with a friend.
[ ] You’ve slowdanced with a friend.
[ ] You’ve boogied with a friend.
[x] You’ve mistaken your friend(s) for somebody else.
[x] You’ve tickled your friends so hard they cried.(He dances.)
[ ] You’ve slipped an ice cube down your friend’s back.
[x] You’ve rode piggyback on a friend, or vice versa.
[ ] You’ve had a completely intelligent conversation with a friend
[x] You’ve played lovers with your friend(s)
[x] You’ve slapped your friend’s butt.
[x] You’ve slapped your friend across the face
[ ] You’ve exchanged clothes with your friend.
[ ] You’ve break danced with a friend.
[ ] You’ve had a fashion show with a friend
[x] You’ve done an extremely crazy dare with a friend.
[x] You’ve called your friend a different name, for example, “mom”. (Accident, I swear)
[x] you’ve trashed your friend’s house.
[x] You’ve poked your friend in the stomach and laughed hysterically.
So Far: 45
Part Five – Clothes/Appearance
[ ] You’ve had piercings besides the locations of your ear.(I've had someone else's?)
[x] You’ve worn only one color in your outfit.
[x] You’ve worn more than ten colors in your outfit. (RAINBOW)
[x] You’ve worn something to a place and changed before you got home.(School)
[x] You’ve done an absurd hairstyle.
[x] You’ve dyed your hair an unnatural color.
[ ] You’ve tried to make a fashion statement.
[x] You’ve worn something out of place
[ ] You’ve been a clown for Halloween
[x] You’ve worn unmatching shoes
So Far: 54
Part Six – Misc
[x] You’ve been fully in the water with your clothes still on.
[x] You’ve been to a country where you are the least associated with
[x] You’ve petted a dangerous animal (Snake?)
[ ] You’ve played ding-dong ditch.
[x] You’ve egged a house.(A lift.)
[x] You’ve gotten lost at a mall.
[ ] You’ve screamed your heart out.
[ ] You’ve sang your heart out
[ ] You’ve danced your heart out.
[x] You’ve imitated a different religion/ethnicity( =o )
[x] You’ve tried the British accent.
[x] You’ve tried the Indian/ Asian accent
[x] You’ve tried the southern accent.
[x] You’ve eaten something so spicy you cried. (and hot. Fucking tako pachi)
[x] You’ve put a weird, quirky status message up for anything
[ ] You’ve walked out of a store with an item without knowing it was still in your hands.
[x] You’ve burst into song in a public place
[ ] You’ve drawn a stupid picture of your enemy(ies).
[x] You’ve walked someplace and then forgot why you were there and what you were doing
[ ] You’ve swallowed gum on purpose.
Total Amount: 67
There’s 100 total.
Whatever you have, its your percentage of insanity.
So, are you really insane?
1-20% = Yawn—boring
21-35% = Normal
36-50% = A bit insane
51-70% = Pretty insane
71-90% = Insane
91-100% = Flipping insane
I'm only 67% metta, Ser.
1.Where did you take your profile pic? Facebook at Bedok Pizza Hut. MSN at block 37, 13 floor I think.
2.What exactly are you wearing right now? Boxers =P
3.What is your current problem? Haiz. Rather not talk =(
4.What makes you happy most? Being out
5.What's the name of the song that you're listening to? Deathmask Divine. By Black Dahlia Murder.
7.Name someone with the same birthday as you? Dunno.
8.Ever sang in front of a large audience? No.
9. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? No.
10.Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows? I blame Kayden =P
11. Do you speak any languages? Yes.
12. Has anyone you've been close with passed away? Yes.
13.Do you ever watch MTV? No
14.What's something that really annoys you? Fake bengs.
Chapter 1:
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1.Middle name:When I had Roman Catholic school, Edward.
2.Nickname(s): See info bah.
3.Current location:Home.
4.Eye color:Brown
Chapter 2:
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1.Do you live with your parents:Yeah.
2.Do you get along with your parents? Not always
3.Do you have any Siblings?:Yeah.
Chapter 3: Favorites
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1. Ice Cream:Papermint.
2. Season:Salt.
3. Shampoo/conditioner:Clear for MEN. Because I'm HUJAN
Chapter 4: Do You..
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1.Dance in the shower? Sometimes, must be my phone playing techno.
2.Do you write on your hand? Last time.
3. Call people back:I always answer on time =)
4. Believe in love: =(
5. Any bad habits? So many.
7. Any mental health issues? Yeah. I can't see 6.
Chapter 5: Have You..
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1.Broken a bone:Mine? Or someone else's?
2.Sprained stuff: Yes.
3.Had physical therapy:Yes.
4. Gotten stitches:No.
5.Taken painkillers:Morphine. But you know, not officially =O
6. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling:No.
7.Been stung by a bee:No.
8.Thrown up at the dentist:No
9.Sworn in front of your parents:Yes. And point finger somemore.
10. Had detention:Yes.
11.Been called a Player/ Hoe:Like can like that.
Chaper 6: Who/What was the last
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1.Movie(s)?Angels and Demons.
2.Three people to text you:Ser, Huiboon, Yuanfan.
3.Person you called:Dexter
4.Person you hugged:-.-
5.Person you tackled?SEET!
6. Person you talked to on Msn?Ser.
7.Thing you touched?Stylus.
8. Thing you ate?Fish porridge, Caicaibeng
9. Thing you drank?Green tea.
10.Thing you said:Singing Kiss Goodbye