Friday, 15 May 2009

Remember I said that was the last? I lied. No big,  I lied a lot.

1.AhShan =).[Welcome back, by the way]
2.MuQuan kor
3.[ex]No names. I'll be sad.
4.Dexter satu
5.Dexter dua
6.JiaShun (Find Dexter dua for disc)
7.BenSoon. Really, Bedok siao ah?
8.WeiHern (GayPorn)
9.Aden Neo (According to Facebook, he's gay =P)
10.JustinGanCaiHong
11.Jon Lim
12.Jon Tan
13.Jon Prihanto. Only because he also Jon.
14.JonJon Seet (A dog I made up to disiao SeetCat's neighbors)
15.Tom Ollis
16.Chua[Attitude]Dog
17.SeetCat
18.HanLi
19.Martin Milk
20.YeowWeiLoong
21.[forget surname]RongGuang

*How did you meet 7? School.
*What would you do if you had never met 15? Probably my RS not so high =P
*What would you do if 20 and 1 dated? Not gay,  also, they rival gang.
*Have you ever seen 17 cry? Not his fault! Yes.
*Would 4 and 16 make a good couple? Dexter can teach Sherman to lose weight, but otherwise no.
*Do you want to be 13's friend forever? o.O we're hardly friends =D
*Do you think 11 is cute? He could stand to lose weight, buddy.
*What’s 5’s favorite color? Must be black. Anyhow talk de.
*When was the last time you talked to 9 ? In person? Last year.
*What language does 8 speak? English larh. And P6 I copy his Chinese one. So Chinese.
*Who is 13 going out with? Dunno him lah.
*What grade is 16 in? Sec2
*Would you ever date 17? No. If he shave for me, lagi no.
*Where does 18 live? Tampines North, but DOWAN LET ME GO HIS HOUSE =(
*What is the best thing about 4? Music taste. Not bad lah.
*What would you like to tell 14 right now? I'm sorry I made you up.
*What is the best thing about 20? Owe me money.
*Have you ever kissed 2? Like I dare.
*What’s the best memory you have of 5? Go see Unborn, got so freaked his popcorn got erec- eruption.
*When’s the next time you’re going to see 4? Probably next meet up lah!
*How is 7 different from 6? Ben is a better beng.
*Is 2 pretty? Yandao.
*What was your first impression of 15? Fucking no life nerd. Then I overtake his level -.-
*How did you meet 3? Neighbors =).
*Is 15 your best friend? He was my only game friend of the time, yes.
*Do you hate 12 ? He tried to steal my role of class asshat, yes.
*Have you seen 18 in the last month? Yes!
*When was the last time you saw 10? Earlier today.
*Have you been to 5’s house? Yeah. His ahkong like my kor. Topless.
*When’s the next time you’ll see 10? Monday.
*Are you close to 11? Meh.
*Have you been to the movies with 4? I think so.
*Have you gotten in trouble with 8? Yeah, cause I call him Gay Porn.
*Would you give 19 a hug? He will bite me.
*When have you lied to 3? Why would I? Haiz, I want also cannot ah =D
*Do you know a secret about 8? He's starred in Gay Porn.
*Describe the relationship between 12 and 18. They've never met, but if they were in a fight, I kiss HanLi goodbye.
*What’s the best thing about your friendship with 9?Dunno. Sprinting competition?
*What’s the worst thing about 6? Keeps bugging me about the disc with Dexter.
*Have you ever had a crush on 12? Nah.
*How long have you known 2? Slightly before my kor go NS. 7-8 years?
*Have you ever been in a fight with 13? No. No. No.
*Does 11 have a bf/gf? Dunno him. Doubt it =S
*Have you ever wanted to punch 1 in the face? Yeah. How can he be so stupid, take drug possess sentence for people? >=(
*Has 21 met your mother? Might have. We last time student centre de.
*How did you meet 11? School
*Did you ever accidentally physically hurt 2? As if I can/dare
*Do you live close to 7 ? Should be.
*What's 8's favourite food? Semen.
*What kind of car does 1 have? He share one Toyota with his gf.
*Have you traveled anywhere with 9? To school.

*If you gave 4 $100, what would they spend it on? Probably some fitness thing or a g string to finger a minor.

You are required to answer ALL the following questions.
Tag 16 people and repost it with the title:
I've done --- out of the 132 stupid things.

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (Stealth kiss =D)
(x) Drank Alcohol

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

Level 4
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die[thrice now]

Level 5
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking

Level 6
(X) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit[and whack people head. Sorry]

Level 7
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
() Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

Level 8
( ) Had A Tea Party
( ) Flown A Kite
() Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(X) Played Dress Up [I wish I could deny it. Thanks Rach, TonyJaa]

Level 9
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledging
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake[catch only]

Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated
(X) Been Misunderstood

Level 12
(X) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident(small one)

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight

Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced[play play uh]
(X) Questioned Your Heart
() Been obsessed with post-it-notes

Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(X) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying

Level 16
() Cried Yourself To Sleep[no tears]
() Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke[on youtube]
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins[nine plus dollars. The cashier diao me like siao]

Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made a Prank Phone Call
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About[I promised to =( ]
() Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
() Gone Rollerskating / Blading
() Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Swore at the teacher, in front of them
( ) Swam With Dolphins

Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top

Level 23
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel[how you think I get injured constantly?]
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

Level 24
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

Level 25
(X) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail[Juvy count?]

Level 26
( ) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
() Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
() Caught A Butterfly
() Laughed So Hard You Cried
() Cried So Hard You Laughed

Level 28
() Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You[ShiHau has white nips]
(X) Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
() French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x)Tried to hurt yourself

Level 29
( ) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed

Level 30
(x) Been Used
( ) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone[I am evil]
(x) Licked Someone[Tasted like chicken.]

Level 31
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on[dad]
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas[no.]

[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [Accident]
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 2


[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 4


[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less. [Per hand? At a time?]
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [Not accidentally]
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 5


[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 7


[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. [sleep]
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.[got notice]
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 9


[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.[on the toilet]
[ ] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 11

Take your total,
Multiply by 4
Title - I am 44& mentally unstable :D

OHEMGEE. Myron must be like... 96.

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