My head's stopped spinning, no more sudden flashes of neon followed by non-existant figures interrupting my vision... I guess effects have worn off. Shame. Here's a quiz.

What is your favourite thing in this room? Erm... Got a can of Tiger in the drawer next to me? Got a coupl'a grams of coke... My gaming cd case...
What is your least favourite thing in this room? Study books... So called "bed"
What is the nearest picture of? China-purchased (therefore pirated) paper cutting with my name on it. Not sure, I'm not good enough to read it.
What is the nearest sentence to you? Alcohol swab instructions?
What colour is the wall in front of you? White.
What colour is the floor beneath you? White. Blame porn.
Is the room messy or tidy? Messy.
Are there any cups and plates in this room? No.
Do you have a printer or a scanner? Yeah, but the cable too short to reach the computer.
Do you stick post-it notes everywhere?No.
Are there any decorations in this room? If so, what? Not much.
Are you sitting next to a window? Yes.
What is the first movement you notice when you around? My fingers on the keyboard?
Does your chair spin around? Yes.
What colour is your chair? Negation of color.
Is it comfy? Only when I qiaojiao on the table.
Name one blue item near you: Stolen pen
What is on the front of the top you are wearing? Top? Oh, two nipples a ribcage and MUSCLES.
Have any scratches or cuts? Yes. Arm, leg and Dexterchin. Leg from climbing window, chin from bowstring.
Do you own any pets? If so, what? Turtle.
What are your pets names? Not sure. Either Teva or Uno. The other one tiao lou.
Where are they at the moment? Ask YunJia lor =D
What did you have for breakfast this morning? Don't eat breakfast. Had some Ruffles though.
What are you eating now? I'm not.
What Are you drinking now? Season's Ice Lemon Tea.
What is your favourite kind of sweet? Fluoride.
Favourite drink? Its kind of a toss-up between vodkabull and whiskeybull.
Favourite colour? Negation of colors.
Favourite film? I like it developed. Erm, Monty Python?
Favourite animal? Black Adders.
Best name for a Goldfish? JingYu. Yeah.
Games consoles? Computer? I'm sure I have an NES somewhere,  kor used to have a PS2.
Do you think you are confident? No.
What is your most unique talent? Sarcasm on demand.
What was the last thing you purchased? Lunch.
How much did it cost? $40 bucks.
Do you have a piggy bank? No porku at all.
What is the loudest thing you can hear now? Hellion - Children of Bodom.
What is the quietest thing you can hear? The bass in the song. Hardly exists.
Is there music playing? Oh no.
Is anybody else in the room as you are filling in this survey? Mom's watching TV.
Hobbies? Nah.
What colour is your hair? Its still brownish at the tips. WTF?
What colour are your eyes? Brown.
Do you wear glasses? Yeah.
Are you short-sighted ? In more ways than one.

Who is the most important person to you at the moment? I'm investing myself in myself.
What is your favourite smell? Definetely not my own.
Why do you feel the way you do? Sad what.
How do you feel? Sad lor.
What do you want from life? Stop causing trouble for me. Something always has to go wrong one.
Who can you see yourself with in 15 years time? Honestly? No one.
Who was the last person to call you? Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr dunno his name.
Why did they call you? Buy something.
Who was the last person to text you? Very long ago liao.
What was the text? It escapes memory.
Why did they send it to you? Dunno.
Are you excited for something? Not particularly.
What did you do for New Years Eve? I believe I was in Canada.
Who were you with? Much of the family.
Did you get drunk? Nah.
List 5 people who you never want to lose. Everybody. You think I can stand it?
List 5 people you think about everyday. Toughie. I don't like thinking about being lonesome.
List the members of your family. Dad, Mom, Sister, Brother in law, Brother, Sister in law, Sister. Then you have the bloodbrothers, but we can ignore them.
What relation are each of them to you? Distant distant distant.
Who is your best friend? Shan lor. There are no lies between us *stare*
How you like your eggs in the morning? Unfertilised.
Who was the last person you hugged? Long ago liao.
Who was the last peron you kissed? Looooooooooooooooooong ago liao.
Do you like them? Yes.
How many friends do you have on Myspace? None
Who is your top friend? Nobody.
Who did you last want to see so badly you couldn't think straight? Dunno.
Do you have any siblings? Yes.
What are their names? Adora, Neville, Jillene.
How old are they? 31, 25, 24.
Who do you get on with the most? No bah deh
Who do you argue with the most? Jillene.
Who steals your clothes the most? I'm too thin for that.
Whose clothes do you steal the most? I'm too thin for that.
Do you love them? Not particularly.
If so, why? Meh.
If not, why not? We don't get along.
If you could swap any member of your family, who would it be? What?
Who would you swap them for? Dunno.
Why? Dunno.

What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr... I try to forget it.
What was the name of your first crush? As above.
What was the name of your first doll/teddy bear? Not sure. My pillow doesn't have a name I can remember.
What was the name of the first book you read on your own? Probably something by Enid Blyton.
What was your first automobile? BATMOBILE!
What was the rent on the first place you moved to? Its free to stay at a friend's place.
How old were you the first time you got drunk? Probably p5.
Who did you have your first real kiss with? Refer to first question. Same person, by the way.
What was the first record/tape/cd that you bought? Green Day's American Idiot. Horrible. 21st Century Breakdown probably better.
What did you do on your first date? Most likely clubbing. Not sure.
What was the first thing you bought online? Premium membership for some game.
What was the first thing you thought when you woke up today? Its not even 8... (It was 9)
What was your first halloween costume that you can remember? The pope.
What was the first illegal thing you ever did? Stealing, then smoking, then drinking and drugs.
How old were you when you had your first heartbreak? 12?
How old were you when you had your first job? What was it?  10 I think.  Drug runner.
When was the first time you saw the opposite sex naked? Porno XD
What was the first concert you went to? Kraftwerk. Its some electricprog band I guess.

When's the last time you ran? Presumably Thursday.
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? No.
What are you dreading right now? The Nag. The inevitable one concerning my results. Once a Harvard graduate has had time to stare at it and explain the concept of L1R5 to my parents.
Do you celebrate 420? What?
Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? Doubtful.
If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? No one does that.
Who last grabbed your ass? Presumably Sherman. Dejavu answer.
Have you ever been on your school's track team? No. My dad has.
Do you own a pair of Converse? No. Ked's.
Did you copy and paste this survey? Yeah.
Do you eat raw cookie dough? No.
Have you ever kicked a vending machine? No.
Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over? Those aren't good songs anyway.
Do you watch Trading Spaces? Once.
How do you eat oreos? Twist lick eat.
Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone? Yes.
Are you cocky? Sure.
Could you live without a computer? No.
Do you wear your shoes in the house? No.
Who or what sleeps with you? Bolster, assortment of couch pillows.
At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real? 4-ish
How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house? About 10
What do you do when you're sad? Bitch.
Who would you call first if you won the lottery? Defo not mata.
Last time you saw your best friend? Dunno.
Are you in high school? Zhongxue. So middle.
What jewelry are you wearing? Ear studs. Well, one earring and a Yakult straw.
Is anyone on your bad side now? And backside.
What's the first thing you do when you get online? Check who's online.
Do you watch Grey's Anatomy? No.
How do most people spell your name? dillon usually.
Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes? If its pink, sure.
Where do you work? Block 85.
What are you doing tomorrow? Probably archery.
Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson? Dunno.
Favorite name for a girl?  I'm apathetic to names.
Favorite name for a boy? DENNIS \m/
Will you keep your last name when you get married? I plan on having it changed way before that time.
When was the last time you left your house? This morning.
Do you return your cart? What?
Do you have a dishwasher? No. Well, does the maid count?
What noise do you hear?  Jillian by Within Temptation.
Would you survive in prison? Apparently not.
Who is the youngest in your family? I am. Or the babies are. You choose.
If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likey overpack? Doubt they would pack effectively, let alone overpack.
Do you know anyone with the same name as you? All famousa.
What's the last thing you purchased? Lunch.
Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you? No. Well, once. And presents.
What brand are your pants right now? Underwear w/o brand.
Ever been to Georgia (the state)? No. And not the country either.
What irritates you most on the internet? Trolls, really bad ads.
What brand is your digital camera? Its a Nikon digital SLR. Cause I couldn't decide which side was better.
Do you watch movies with your parents? Sure. Liddat free mah
What song best describes your life right now? Songs I listen to. All sad sad underneath. Either breakup, kill yourself or kill other people. Fun right.
Do you own expensive perfume/cologne? No. My 75ml bottle cost <$3
Are you taking college classes right now? No.
Do you like sushi? Not bad.
Do you get your hair cut every month? No. But just cut ba(o) today.
Do you go online everyday? If possible.
Will you pass this survey on to 5 people? No.

My ex... depending on which, I either love or totally broke my heart.
Maybe I should... overdose on sleeping pills.
I love... quizzes that make me think about loneliness.
People would say that i'm... crazy, usually.
I don't understand... Chinese.
When I wake up in the morning... I'm a real bastard.
I lost... my emotions at one point, my tears currently.
Life is full of... unfortunate turns for me
My past is... filled with bullshit
I get annoyed when... people are stupid.
Parties are... for getting drunk
I wish... is a song by Infected Mushroom. Trippy at that.
Dogs... Seet.
Cats... Seet.
Tomorrow... is Sunday.
I have low tolerance... for stupidity.
If I had a million dollars... is a song by BareNaked Ladies.
I'm totally terrified... of failure o.o

Favorite day of the week? Probably Thursday.
What are you listening to right now? Believe in Dreams by Flyleaf.
Where are you right now? Home.
What was the last thing you ate? Meesua.
If you were a crayon what color would you be? Facebook says I'm a negation of colors.
How is the weather right now? Very humid.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Said person totally pissed me off.
The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Face lor.
Favorite type of Food? Rice lor.
Do you drink? Yes?
Do you smoke? Currently no. Cause someone haven't give me my packet yet.
Ever get so drunk you dont remember? Yes.
What color are your eyes? Brown lor.
Do you wear contacts? No.
Single? SHUTUP
Favorite Month? August.
Ever cried for no reason? Can't even cry for a reason.
Last Movie you watched? Night at the Museum 2. The people behind me fucking kaobei.
What color is your underwear right now? Very the colorful. Mostly grey.
Are you too shy to ask someone out? Yes. And no. Depends on who lor.
Hugs or Kisses? Hershey's or what?
Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate is for blackies. Vanilla is for whities. I'm like Tan. So Neopolitan.
Do you want your friends to respond to this survey? No.
Who is most likely to respond? Whoever actually cares enough to read.
Who is least likely to respond? Nobody does.
What books are you reading? World War Z(ombie), history books if I'm really bored.
Piercings? None. =O Okay, thats a lie. 2.
Fav. Movie?  What's that? I liked Austin Powers lor.
Fav. baseball team? Yankees!
Any pets? Said before.
AIM or Yahoo? Neither.
Butter, Plain or salted popcorn? Sweet de.
Dogs or cats? I hate Seet.
Fav. flower? Rafflesia. Not because of the smell or anything.
Have you ever fired a gun? Yeah.
Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car? No.
Right handed or left handed? Ambidexter-ous.
How many pillows do you sleep with? Depends on the couch. Standard one.
Are you missing someone? Yes.
What is the sexiest thing to do? I'll get back to you when I decide.

What is your name? Dylan.
What is your zodiac sign? Leo or pig. Choose.
What kind of music do you enjoy listening to? Magnetic de. Metals.
Do you like sports (watch or play)? Watch.
What is your relationship status? Empty.
Do you have any children? Not that I know.
What things can make or break a relationship? The other person.
What are 2 of your favorite foods? Heymee. And a second bowl of it.
Do you have any pets? Yes.
Any tattoos or piercings? I wish, yes.
Do you have siblings? Yes.
How is your relationship with your parents? Not great.
What is your occupation? Student bah. Parttime kopikia.
What is your ideal job? Writer?
What was your best subject in school? I think maths or geog.
Your worst subject in school? Chinese.
What is something you like to do in your downtime? Downtime?
What is your favorite season? Autumn
What is your least favorite house chore? I don't any.
What time do you usually go to bed? Midnight.
Do you wear glasses or contacts? Glasses
Do you miss anyone at the moment? Yes.
Last time you took a bubble bath? I doubt I have.
What is one thing you want to accomplish this year? Girlfriend =O
What is your favorite holiday? National Day!
Do you have any allergies? No.
Do you enjoy thunderstorms? Occasionally.
Have you/do you plan to vote this year? Unless a Communist party comes up, no.
What cell phone provider do you use? Singtel.
Do you speak any languages besides english? Yes.
What is a smell that you love? Not my own.
What is the last vacation you went on? Canada.
Have you ever been horseback riding? No.
Have you ever gambled at a casino? Underage.
What is the last thing you ate and drank? Meesua, Season's ice lemon tea.
What time do you wake up in the morning? Average 7.
Do you have any quotes that you really like? Nah.
What is the last song you listened to? Now The Saints are Coming by Green Day and U2.
What radio stations do you listen to? I don't
Do you sleep with your closet Door open or closed, or does it matter? No door to the "room". To be fair everyone else closes, so consider as closed.
Do you prefer to sleep with any light in the room, or in total darkness? I prefer total darkness.
If you are having a hard time getting to sleep, What is something you do to help you fall asleep? Breathing exercise. I try to kill myself by holding my breath.
What is the weather like right now where you are? There isn't any.
Do you close the door when you use the bathroom or shower when you're home alone? Yes.
Next vacation you plan to go on? No where, really.
Do you have any nicknames? Yes.
Are you watching tv right now? No.
When is the last time you cried? Last year when I was drunk.
Have you ever been in love? Apparently.
Have you gotten so drunk that you Dont remember what happened the next day? I think so?
Do you always wear your seatbelt? No.
What do you like to order at Ihop? What?
What was your last injury and how did it happen? Face kinda scarred by bowstring. Leg always fucked up while doing "sports"
If you could have one superhero ability, What would it be? Mind manipulation.
What is the last movie you saw in the theater? Night at the Museum 2
Do you believe that you have haters and that people talk about you behind your back? Yes.
What are 2 fruits that you really like? Grapes and apples.
What is the first tv show theme song that you can think of? Blackadder
How do you feel about your family? Meh. They don't really care so I don't either.
What is your favorite salad dressing? Thousand Island?
Do you call anyone by their last name? Yes.
Have you ever walked into the bathroom for the opposite sex by accident (or on purpose)? Doubtful.
Do you smoke, drink or use any kind of drugs? Yes, yes, yes.
Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes.
If you could go back in time and change anything from your past, would you do so? Yes.
Do you hate anyone? Its likely.
Are you angry with anyone at the moment? Yes. The world.
Is there something else you should be doing right now? No.
Who is the next person you are going to see? Dunno.
Who is the next person you are going to email? Nobody. Don't email.

Love-failure
Hate-natural
Ugly-yuck
Pretty-chiobu
Hot-sun
Hungry-missing
Hospital-fracture
Grass-glass
Beef-hinduism
Chicken-prostitute
Apple-pineapple
Glass-grass #O
Fire-lighter
Smoke-marlboro
Friends-meh

What is your name? Dylan
How old are you? Sec2
When is your birthday? August 10.
How tall are you? Not very. 160?
How much do you weigh? Less than 40 kg.
Describe your hair color. Brown at the tips, black most of the rest.
Your eye color... is brownish.
What age did you stop believing in Santa Claus? 4 or so.
Did you ever get money from the tooth fairy? Yes, but its my parents.
What was your social status in middle school? Middle?
Now what is your social status? Middle? Same as middle school what. Zhongxue...
What is your favorite pass time? Internet.
Are you vegetarian? Fuck no.
What are your religious views? I support the EGO.
Political views? Communism with a touch of anarchy.
Are you racist? Verily.
Slightest bit prejudice? Against who? China people, Indians, Muslims, Christians, old people, toddlers, gays, ugly people, fat people, and everyone in between.
Are you gay/bi/lesbian? Not that I know.
Are you homophobic? Nah. I just hate gays. Lesbians are fine.
What are you normally stereotyped as? Racist? Crazy bah.
Your friends go to you when... they're confused by something. So most of the time.
Do you have dreams? Yes.
Have you ever written a full book? No. I got a page or two in and got lazy.
What is your favorite lyric? Now? Old Chinese songs. 
Favorite band? Kamelot is the most played. I still like old NightWish a lot...
Last band you saw live? DragonForce.
What is your favorite game show? Wo cai lor.
Are you more scared of Eagle Rays, monkies, or polar bears? Phoenix (how to plural?) are scary.
Have you ever been made fun of for something? What? I dunno.
What was the hardest thing in your life so far to overcome? The last 14 years.
If you were a color what would you be? Dunno.
Are you a fast or slow typer? Faster than HanLi correct liao.
What is your shoe size? 10 1/2
Have you ever fallen for your bff? No.
Are teen magazines the equivalent of gospel? No.
What is your most viewed website? Dunno.
Do you hate anyone? Yes.
Does anyone hate you? Probably.
Have you ever felt alone? Now.
Have you ever had braces? No.
Do you like to get drunk? Yes. Snow the slide slide thing.
Do you know what a tobaggon is? Yes.
What are your nicknames? Numerous.
Do you like the color black more than most colors? Yes.
Best color combination? Black/red. Black/pink.
Your thoughts on our president........? He's a nigger!
If you were US president what would you do first? Establish a commonwealth. Then remove the government including myself.