Did the last person you touched lips with have a tattoo? Doubtful

How many people do you know with your name? Probably a lot.

Do you ever turn your cell phone off? When the battery's low

What do you want in your life right now? A band that doesn't suck.

Do you usually cry when you get drunk? That was ONE TIME
What do you smell like? My old white shirt smells like beer.
What's your favorite Gatorade flavor? That red color one.

Whats your favorite thing to have in your bed? Another person =P

What's the nicest text in your inbox say? Its a love note from Dexter's mom.

Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone? Hope not.

Do you sleep in jeans? I don't even wear a shirt.
Are you a cuddler? When the time allows.
What is the last thing you bought someone? Some bday present. For May *wink*
It's 4 in the morning, your phone rings who do you expect it to be? Some dickhead who thinks I'm one of their backup.
How is life going for you right now?  Rolling on.
Can you play guitar hero? Meh.
Do you prefer warm or cold weather? I'm more adapted for warmth.
What do you currently hear right now? Polarized by Carcass?

What do you think your best friend's doing right now? Celebrating getting out of juvy.

How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids? Very

Would you rather watch football or baseball? Depends on which football.
Where is your number one person on your friends list? Friends list?
Do you feel like dancing? No.
Last night you felt...? Really really drunk.
How much money do you have on you? $42
What did you do today? Sit at home all hungover
VROOM VROOM GO FAST? No. You forgot to gear shift.
Where were you Friday night? Presumably sleeping
Do you like the color orange? Too happy for the situation.
Sometimes, do you wish you were someone else? Aye.
What is the weather like today? Its night.
Who are all the people you have text messages from in your phone? Not to be spoken
Three feelings at the moment? Pissed?
The highlight of your week?It just began.
Who were the last people you ate with? My family.

Who is the last person you talked to on the phone? Some one called to ask for his calculator.

Do you want to be married right now? No.

When you're in a bad mood, who puts you in a better mood? People do. Idiots doing stupid things. Usually me.

What's your favorite color? Grey pretty much fits. 
Do you wish someone would call you? Yes.
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? Yes, there is. 
Do you wear your seat belt in the car? Am I in front?
Do you have a crush on someone? Doubtful.
Name one thing you worry about running out of: Bodily fluids.
What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? A pornstar. I wonder why.
What is your favorite pizza topping? Ham. Cheese.
Do you crack your knuckles? Its why my fingers are long.
What song do you hate the most? Whatever is on MTV
Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? Umbrella's playing -.-
What are your super powers? The inability to learn 
Where are your car keys? Shit.
What's your most annoying habit? The inability to learn
Where did you last go on vacation? Mexico. Nah, Canada. 
What is your best physical feature? UNMENTIONABLE
What CD is closest to you right now? Some Alex Toh 99 I think. 
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? Eggs, Water, COKE
What superstition do you believe/practice? Astonishingly none. God hates me anyway. 
What color are your bed sheets? Color of whichever couch is most comfortable.
Would you rather be a fish or a bird? Birds. Can shit on who I want. 
Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? Drive?
What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower? Call of Ktulu. Its an instrumental.
If you could go back or forward in time, where would you go? Moments before I'm conceived. To stop it. 
What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?Two words; -Han- -Solo-

How many kids do you plan on having? Not too many.

If they made a movie about your life, who would play you? I would. No one else can portray me accurately. They need to incorporate the inability to learn.

Coffee or Tea? Tea if its Earl Grey.
Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? There's only been two. Don't really love them, either. 
Have you ever been in love? ...
Do you talk to yourself? Sure do and if anyone has a problem they didn't hear it from me.