Lol. Term 2 isn't half a week in and what I think is the Chinese NPPA (don't blame me if wrong, I don't listen/understand) is done.

Anyway after school went LAN. Play L4D. As Survivor I deprove, my teammate die sia. But as Infected maybe ShiHau lousy or what, I ten times his score. Han Li and a bot got pwnt by me in the same life, almost got Dexter...

Yeah then Fight of Character. Cute sia Rock Lee. One skill can kill. But then! Dota. I blame Shi Hau at the start random Lich, then I kena Invoker... Bitch sia tio pwn like siao. (No, is I suck, really.)

Anyway, here's some tips for you in L4D!

Boomers take priority. Trust yourself to agarate their vomit range vs. your melee range, and whether their vomit got recharge or not. Try to melee them out of vomit and kill-splode range before shooting them. Or if you want to be ganged, just shoot them straight away.

Then you prioritise the Horde. So easy. All you need are twin pistols. Don't try to hero hero tank, if you're the main target, run around (forward!) and let your friends gather protes. If only you and one teammate is left, pipe bomb. If there is a tank, or an active witch, you may want to molotov them.

Then the Hunters. Then Smokers. If either of these guys' alerts come out, group together, or if you like having a pathfinder and a rear guard, have just those. Minimum groups of two. If you're playing expert mode you'll find all three types emerge together, and you'll have to stick with the former. Keep your priorities straight and you should turn out fine.

Tanks. Are a real bitch. Sometimes you hear them "camping", whereby you hear their music before they're in sight.This is easy. Figure out where they come from, molotov the general area, and run like hell. In the event of those who appear when you're in LOS (Line of Sight) run, and trust someone else to molotov them. Either way, if you're being targetted (usually the first one spotted), run forward, and disregard run and shoot. Its faster and you have less chance of getting that on hit Chua tio.

Witches. Are bloody not fucking chio. I purposely choose Zoey so you can be less distracted by the witch. Shut your fucking lights out. Prevention is the cure. Although, if you can't do it (for example, you have no idea where the hell she is, round the corner and set her off), pray you're friends are near, run to them. Trust them to protect you. And if you're lucky, she might even change target (thanks, Han Li =D)

As Infected, go for teamwork. Try and spawn together. Usually they give you Smoker-Boomer-Hunter-Hunter. This is bloody near perfect. Boomer spawns near the survivors and pukes on as many as possible (once again, range must be agarated. Pray you hit at least one), die and watch your multiplier rise. Smoker (or hunter) disables anyone who leaves the group, and the one who didn't disables the one who goes save the loner. The other hunter/smoker should go grab one of those standing survivors (preferably the one not covered in bile) and let the last one die. Do as much damage as possible without dying.

Now as a tank, just aim to incap one. Preferably,start with one covered in bile, and hope your SHH teammates can do their jobs. To those survivors outta range, throw rocks like crazy then go whack some shit out of them. All your attacks deal a chua tio, so use that to your advantage. They also deal a knock back, by the way, so on NM5, I used this to knock the survivors off the roof.